Video of Lindsay Lohan's crash

WTF, a lindsey lohan video with no muff shots? Youtube is going down hill, I tell ya!

This is getting old....popular people thinking that their popularity or money will get them off is getting REALLY annoying.

I have to explain to my daughters every time something like this happens. Having to explain both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan in the same month is getting annoying, as well as explaining Britney Spears antics....

Why is it that people always look to the idiots, the resource thieves and generally other bad examples?

Fixed.

Man, Lindsay used to be so hot. I mean, I'd still hit it, but man, when she was younger and not quite as fuc[b][/b]ked up, she was HOT.

She really went downhill.

Even I don't wanna think about that. And I like humping corpses.

Jeez, I know I molest donkeys, but I do have standards [/sig of the week]

Could you not take his co[i][/i]ck out of your mouth whilst speaking to us?

It was a question, and it (like you) could go both ways.

(Abbreviated for a bit of clarification)
Could you take his co[b][/b]ck out of your mouth? (more of a statement, a polite command, if you will.)
Couldn't you take his co[b][/b]ck out of your mouth? (posed more as a question, such as "didn't you even try to do it?" )
Could you not take his co[b][/b]ck out of your mouth? (posed typically as you interpreted it, but it works either way)

As far as leaving it in, I'd say remove it when speaking, but speak as little as possible, preferrably never.

I'd like to fill his lungs with my masculine mayonnaise.

I can take a hint....

You're just trying to deflect his unwanted attention from your wooly rear end, aren't you?

Not in the slightest. Your derierre must glow like a belisha beacon. I also now understand why Wingding always asks other members to don the llamasuit.

Actually, the llamasuit started as a way of me escaping the Wingding. The original fake llama was actually just an animatronic llama replica, but MugzLabz (TM) took the idea and developed it into a n00b-suit. It is now something of a ritual that n00bs get llama-suited as a 'brown hello' to The Other.

It seems to be working - Wingy has largely lost interest in me since;
1. I now have an arse like a wizard's sleeve
2. the n00bs struggle more (he likes it when they squirm)

My personal recommendation is the MkVII S-Type.

*sticks fingers in ears* LALALA, can't hear you.....

*packs bags immediately*

Can you blame me? I value leaving with my ringpiece relatively intact!

I'm doomed to be impaled upon the tip of Wingdings' wanger, aren't I? And I never even got around to trying on the llamasuit.

...*performs, in public, the most dreadful acts of penetration and flagellation with Veryon*....

My, you are...er....were...very tight....

[/whimsically laughs as Veryon performs the Lama Mating Call as pheromones reach wingys nostrils]

The camera IS rolling to catch all this, right?

*Commences watching the show, sharing the popcorn and piss-water....er...I mean the Coors that I stole from RC's garage and couldn't sell on the black market....* 8O

Couldn't sell? You couldn't give that nasty pis[b][/b]s away.

I dunno....Already, almost half of it is gone.....I was too busy observing your fun action with the n00b....I didn't even see who grabbed some....

*snickers @ whoever did take some while awaiting the sound of somebody nearby vomiting...*

* Takes suicide Coors to free himself from being Wingy's sex-slave *

* is horrified by what Wingy does to his corpse *

* appeals to Mugz for resurrection *