Just post what you're listening to, via the radio, foobar2000, WMP, etc.
I'll start..
The Acacia Strain - Passing The Pencil Test
I'm listening to the melodic sounds of an axe handle smashing your knee caps, to get you in position for Wingy.
Hell, me?
I'm listening to the melodic gurgling's of your sorry ass when wingy gets through with you ... 8O
I like to listen to Mozart when I'm taking a dump. [/classy shitter]
Any other ridiculous quirks you'd like to discuss? How I prefer pink thongs on broads over purple ones, maybe? Or that if I'm feeling so inclined, I wont wear underwear for days and instead let the tackle box jiggle freely, despite my female co-workers wishing I'd throw on a pair of ball huggers. Or that I like to get bombed on red wine and talk political philosophy with anyone who'll listen to my remonstrative musings -- including myself.
Oh yes! the eccentricities dont end there. And whilst I'm not aware of the Acacia Strain, I can tell you that I used to listen to a little band called Pearl Jam in my younger, single malt Scotch and cards, uni playing days.
Right now I'm listening to ur mom scream whilst taking it in the arse from my dog.
im listening to your ass being torn from ball sac to bunghole by the massive manmeat of our forum pervert.
and im also listening to RC's whistling foot of doom, i mean who can drown that out...
Im not listening to anything. Just sitting here, enjoying the show, waiting for the rest to show up and have their way with you. That and wondering what idiot decided to market pineapple and tangerine flavored freeze-pops.
You know....you could have read the stickies and saved yourself the bung reaming
*pulls out of ChozenTwo's arse*
*pop! sound*
I'm rather enjoying the arse pounding I've been afforded to give. Don't discourage his behavior please.
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Sorry.
...*begins routine mounting of noob cretin*...
I'm listening to some death metal to drown out the noise of your pathetic screaming.
Your Death Throes by Wingding.
A new sig, eh?
You provide some very memorable and quoteable remarks. Hope you don't mind.
Not at all. I'm used to being quoted, more usually in the newpapers upon my arrest.
I bet the 'keepers who's zoos you rampage through can provide quite an eye-opening comment or two.
If they're still coherent enough.
Captain Beyond
Unlikely, after a Wingding sighting they'll probably be a gibbering wreck. That's what happens when he goes around with his trousers unzipped.
Wingdings are rare and mysterious creatures. Often people who meet them don't survive the experience.
Is that because they all get impaled atop your unfeasably large member?
That and his seed is corrosive (and he wonders why he never gets that turbo blowjob. No sane woman is going to want that kind of sore throat.). Not to mention Black Ops has a bio-wipe policy when he somehow escapes the facility.
You both forgot the fatal stench. Never forget the stench.
No one ever forgets the stench. Reminds us of a tame wind from WW
WW's farts offer high velocity. Imagine combining a WW fart with a Wingding stench.
Since you qualify as a WMD, maybe I should get the UN to inspect you.
I think your arse could be classified as a superpower with a weapon of that magnitude at your disposal.
Yeah, I think you should. [/doesn't like the UN very much]
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He11 I think he would like it!!!!
wtf!
damn noobs keeps popping up everywhere.
go fu[i][/i]ck yourself and die!
DIE NEWBIE, DIE!!!
First post count does not = noob
And it I Fock my self and DIE Wingding would want me after I was dead
yes it does n00b....
and yes he would...
and one more thing;
Reported.
Calling me a noob is all you got? I would think you could do better then that.
i can. but why waste on such a noble character.
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Well you are wasting your time calling me a Noob
So
well obviously no stickies were read.
fun to ignore important sh!t isnt it.
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I read the sticky what part are you talking about the
No computer talk...just go away
OR the
1. Do not speak to the Wingding
2. Do not approach the Wingding
3. Do not feed the Wingding
4. Do not bend over near the Wingding
5. Do not smell the Wingding
6. Do not reply to the Wingding
7. Do not accept anything from the Wingding
Or did I miss some thing?????
you've got the wrong approach here mate.
| Quote : I'm listening to some death metal to drown out the noise of your pathetic screaming. |
Could you turn it up a little more? I can still hear the screams....I think wingding's using the sandpaper condom.
*sits smugly up the corner and watches the Other regulars attempt to rip another N00b a new one*
*..tackles veryon and chains him to the n00b...*
that should be enough bait....
Damn, not exactly how I had envisaged this playing out....
*cries*
*strategically places his kimber 1911 in front of phuk*
You're just in time. I'm just about to try out a new coarse sandpaper condom.
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Not the 60 grit? Dont you think thats....................a bit much?
He deserves nothing less.
Wingy, your perversion never ceases to amaze me.
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[/Throws Veryon a chastity belt and tutorial link]
Preperatory help for your experiance
Probably too late...
Brainfart
Someone got out of bed the wrong side this morning....
Come on, it's part of the ritual. I got/still get ragged on, it's all good fun. I read the stickies before I took the plunge. Anyone who doesn't and wonders why they get dogs abuse, well... unlucky.
It's just a bit of fun man.
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