What are you listening to?

I'm listening to the melodic sounds of an axe handle smashing your knee caps, to get you in position for Wingy.

I like to listen to Mozart when I'm taking a dump. [/classy shitter]

Any other ridiculous quirks you'd like to discuss? How I prefer pink thongs on broads over purple ones, maybe? Or that if I'm feeling so inclined, I wont wear underwear for days and instead let the tackle box jiggle freely, despite my female co-workers wishing I'd throw on a pair of ball huggers. Or that I like to get bombed on red wine and talk political philosophy with anyone who'll listen to my remonstrative musings -- including myself.

Oh yes! the eccentricities dont end there. And whilst I'm not aware of the Acacia Strain, I can tell you that I used to listen to a little band called Pearl Jam in my younger, single malt Scotch and cards, uni playing days.

im listening to your ass being torn from ball sac to bunghole by the massive manmeat of our forum pervert.

and im also listening to RC's whistling foot of doom, i mean who can drown that out...

*pulls out of ChozenTwo's arse*

*pop! sound*

I'm rather enjoying the arse pounding I've been afforded to give. Don't discourage his behavior please.

...*begins routine mounting of noob cretin*...

Your Death Throes by Wingding.

You provide some very memorable and quoteable remarks. Hope you don't mind.

I bet the 'keepers who's zoos you rampage through can provide quite an eye-opening comment or two.

Captain Beyond

Wingdings are rare and mysterious creatures. Often people who meet them don't survive the experience.

That and his seed is corrosive (and he wonders why he never gets that turbo blowjob. No sane woman is going to want that kind of sore throat.). Not to mention Black Ops has a bio-wipe policy when he somehow escapes the facility.

No one ever forgets the stench. Reminds us of a tame wind from WW

Since you qualify as a WMD, maybe I should get the UN to inspect you.

Yeah, I think you should. [/doesn't like the UN very much]

wtf!

damn noobs keeps popping up everywhere.

go fu[i][/i]ck yourself and die!

DIE NEWBIE, DIE!!!

yes it does n00b....

and yes he would...

and one more thing;

Reported.

i can. but why waste on such a noble character.

well obviously no stickies were read.


fun to ignore important sh!t isnt it.

you've got the wrong approach here mate.

*sits smugly up the corner and watches the Other regulars attempt to rip another N00b a new one*

Damn, not exactly how I had envisaged this playing out....

*cries*

You're just in time. I'm just about to try out a new coarse sandpaper condom.

He deserves nothing less.

[/Throws Veryon a chastity belt and tutorial link]
Preperatory help for your experiance
Probably too late...

Someone got out of bed the wrong side this morning....

Come on, it's part of the ritual. I got/still get ragged on, it's all good fun. I read the stickies before I took the plunge. Anyone who doesn't and wonders why they get dogs abuse, well... unlucky.

It's just a bit of fun man.