There's some real psychos up in here

Got this in a PM today.

Hmm.

It's like Alton was writing high on coke/crank or something and couldn't wait to get WoW uploaded.

This was my reply to him:

tanks. if he replies i'll send him an even more fcuked up reply. this is all true shite btw.

They certainly have no comprehension of punctuation.

It's because the internet is relatively new.

Give it time, and the punctuation will distribute itself more evenly. It's entropy...

I asked a seller on Ebay a question about his inflatable sheep. I asked if they were new or used and did we have to call them Shelly, their advertised name. Silly cnut replied saying that they were all new and I could call them what I liked. I then asked if she had a sister for my friend and if either of them could cook. It went on like this for a few hours before the twat realised I was taking the piss.

I usually break out the Crazy eight ball to answer these types. It's a friggin hoot to see how many full page posts they write until they reilize whats going on. Why don't you start a thread for him with your reponce and pm him the link and have some fun.

I spotted an ad in the local free paper when I lived in York. 'Hamster and cage, £25.00. Will split'. I called when stoned with some friends and told her I wanted her hamster's back legs. She said she couldn't do that. I told her I needed them as mine had been in an accident and if she never I'd report her to trading standards. I was on the phone for over twenty mins before she hung up. Some people haven't the sense they were born with.

I've just had exactly the same PM. WTF is this guy doing just mailing people at random? It's not as if I'm exactly known up top in Hardware.

However, I think I'll follow your example and throw him completely....

lmao. nice.

he's gonna be so screwed up after we finish with him.

That was great, but you should have PMed him with Jesse's same answer.

Because most are unable to string a coherrent, punctual and grammatically correct piece together -- regardless of whether its actually written by hand or keyed into a computer.

I've just started playing WoW in the spare hour or two that I have of an evening and this came at me last night from a fellow "adventurer":

U 2 cum here 4 I hav sumthin to give yas its good stuff and powers yas up


The dude was 35 and typed like this at me for 20 mins and I could not decipher half of what he was on about. Nice enough guy though. However, this is the way of the lazy contemporary net junkie, or so it seems.

Actually Phuks, I'm enjoying it. Didn't think I would -- and certainly, if I had more time then it would be a much more enjoyable experience -- but it's proven to be relatively fun.

Good for a month. I'm working 6 days a week and the game came with a month's subscription; and I most certainly won't be paying to play any longer than that. (I picked it up for $15 bucks and thought: what the hey! let's see what all the fuss is about )

But still, it's an all too common occurrence online to see lazy English implementation. Nothing wrong with it, I suppose. In most cases, an individual still gets the meaning. We only need to see a certain amount of letters in a word to understand it and read it.

That was an interesting exercise that one: reading a few paragraphs of a story that had missing letters in ever word -- 90% of people tested answered everything correctly -- no errors! despite the fragmented words.

Bunch of fcukin' MMORPG homo's up in here.

*runs*

Seriously, I could never get into that shite.

lol

Yes!

(i have a short attention span which is why i do well with FPS's)

WoW is a waste of bandwidth. You of all people should that the internet is for porn.

You're married, you gave up your rights to any form of 'Myspace'.

It is a place where simpletons gather to chat with other like minded individuals, or is that a church?[/naughty little fire starter]

Edit before some nameless pedant captures even more bonus points.

Ah. Thanks for clearing that up.

I must disagree about the church, though - a church is a place where people gather once a week to compare clothing. [/Carlin]

Render unto Caesar and all that.

and don't you forget it.

heheh im mainly fps, the mmo i keep up with is eve.

i normally play tfc/ q3/4 cs:s ut2k4 ut99 and just about any other fps.

Yes, as bent as an Arab's dagger.

ROFL!

We had that show over here in the early 90s too.

The women were ugly and the blokes were...well...blokes.

I couldn't give two focks about dudes knocking each other off padded pillars in full protective equipment.

Focking head into downtown Bangkok on a sultry focking summer's night and watch two full-bore bros whip each other in Muay Thai, and that, my man, is top line drunk entertainment.

Not to mention that the strip joints are a focking stone's throw away from the arenas.

Nothing beats that shite.

Except your own pre-organised sex party with broads who like to get the shite on hardways. No holds barred. That's the shite I live for.