Computer Learning

I would appreciate if anyone could recommend me any books about the how-to's of computers; for example, building, customizing, programming, linux, languages, and web construction. I have free time in the summer and really would like to learn as much as I can.

I would go to the trouble of buying random books at Barnes and Nobles, but I could be just buying flukes.

Thank you in advance

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Reply to Anoobis

Ah nice credible news network name ya have there buddy.

Reply to Riser

I would suggest the For Dummies range, but they're probably beyond you. Try 'Computers for the thick as fcuk'

Reply to Tom_Smart

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I would appreciate if anyone could recommend me any books about the how-to's of computers; for example, building, customizing, programming, linux, languages, and web construction. I have free time in the summer and really would like to learn as much as I can.

I would go to the trouble of buying random books at Barnes and Nobles, but I could be just buying flukes.

Thank you in advance

Google is your friend. We are not. Get out now while you still can.

Reply to _WW_

Don't listen to these other arseholes. They're just American Arab hating nationalists.

Me on the other hand... I've got nothing against Arabs. In fact i'd like to try and bang an Arab chic one day. Maybe I can start with your mother? Though I hear that they're rather hairy, have flat arses, and small boobs. Still, I think i'd like to give it in the arse to a Hadji whilst she screams "allah is great". That'd really get me off.

Anyways, PM me if you're interested. I'll trade my immense knowledge on computers for sex with ur mom.

Thx,

mpjesse

Reply to mpjesse

Quote :

I would appreciate if anyone could recommend me any books about the how-to's of computers; for example, building, customizing, programming, linux, languages, and web construction. I have free time in the summer and really would like to learn as much as I can.

I would go to the trouble of buying random books at Barnes and Nobles, but I could be just buying flukes.

Thank you in advance

Why? To expand your news network?

Reply to turpit

I want to develop an EMP the size of mpjesse's mother. Using Linux because I hear it is more reliable so that Jack Bauer doesn't, once again, foil my plans.

Regardless, take my name as the rest of your lives. A joke.

Sincerely yours,
Al Jazera

Reply to Aljazera

Quote :

I want to develop an EMP the size of mpjesse's mother. Using Linux because I hear it is more reliable so that Jack Bauer doesn't, once again, foil my plans.

Regardless, take my name as the rest of your lives. A joke.

Sincerely yours,
Al Jazera

:lol: :lol:

Not bad.

:wink:

Reply to BomberBill

Reported.

To Homeland Security.

Reply to KingLoftusXII

Reported.

Reply to mpjesse

*points and laughs*

Who brought the cool kid?

Reply to KingLoftusXII

Quote :

Don't listen to these other arseholes. They're just American Arab hating nationalists.

Me on the other hand... I've got nothing against Arabs. In fact i'd like to try and bang an Arab chic one day. Maybe I can start with your mother? Though I hear that they're rather hairy, have flat arses, and small boobs. Still, I think i'd like to give it in the arse to a Hadji whilst she screams "allah is great". That'd really get me off.

Anyways, PM me if you're interested. I'll trade my immense knowledge on computers for sex with ur mom.

Thx,

mpjesse

Pretty fuckin funny.

Reply to sirheck

Quote :

I want to develop an EMP the size of mpjesse's mother. Using Linux because I hear it is more reliable so that Jack Bauer doesn't, once again, foil my plans.

Regardless, take my name as the rest of your lives. A joke.

Sincerely yours,
Al Jazera

You are also funny.

LOOKIN

Reply to sirheck

...*pounces on emoticon*...

Reply to WingDing

Supported.

Reply to mugz

Nice name. I'm guessing that the Al bit is short for Alan. The Jaz bit was a bit puzzling, but I reckon I've got it. Jazmin. You're a cross-dresser, aren't you?

And so far, I don't think anyone has issued with with the customary....

Die Newbie Die!!!!!!!!!!!! [/Grub]

Think I got that right...

Reply to Veryon

Normally it's red, but you remembered Grub's tag.

Reply to mugz

I figured that getting the Grub bit right was most important.

Reply to Veryon

I figured getting Grub's bit right was more important than masturbating?

Loving the welcoming banter,
Al-Jazera, News at Sun down.

Reply to Aljazera

Tradition. You can't argue with tradition. The Grub tags on the DIE NEWBIE DIE are very important.

Reply to mugz

Did you know the beautiful, but rare Al Keida monkey has been known to blow
themselves up underneath banana trees so that others can eat?

Reply to KingLoftusXII

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