Some say that Earth could soon be powered by a processor from AMD codenamed the K8L. With performance rivalling that of our Solar system, AMD have been able to increase the performance of each component that makes up there K8 by 20% which by the logic of some of the world's most intuitive Mathematical genius' (BaronMatrix) pins the K8L's performance to be around 903949278273629204033984827472424% faster then there current K8 (don't how I came up with this answer all you need to concern yourself with is the answer itself...I'm giving you the answer.. so you better believe me or you hate AMD).

Now while AMD is powering the Earth gravitational field... Intel will be left powering cats, that's right Intel will only be used to power cats. Want proof?
See how Intel sucks!

Now taking things a step further AMD will be releasing during the 1H2007 @ 10PM EST a processor containing 6,400 cores therefore bankrupting Intel.

Intel made a mistake releasing the Core2 and because of it they will go bankrupt (yes it's logical you're just not intelligent enough to see why Core 2 will bankrupt Intel but I do because I'm Superman). <-- Click for proof!

It's important to stress that Intel is Evil and AMD is Good, if you believe otherwise you hate America, babies and you like to burn kittens with a hot iron!! You BASTARDS!
If you like AMD please join me in making false, speculatory (yes it's a word because I say so) claims with no basis, foothold or factual evidence to back them up. We AMD fanboys are boycotting reality because right now with Core 2.. reality has a well known Intel bias.

EDIT: This is the Earth Gravitational Field powered by Intel.. see how it sucks. No gravity.

Word.

The AMD fanbois are much more vocal than the Intel fanbois around here.

Speaking of which, I need to check for more ChaosGS, ycon, and AmdMeltdown posts. Never around when they first post so I can countertroll their threads.

Got too much free time on your hands today, Elmo?

Word of advice:

Stay away from sharikou.

Nice specs

You been hitting my stash again? What I tell you about raiding my stash?
I outta pimp smack you for raiding my stash. You must been smoking some good stuff to come up with that one Elmo.

Problem is they are using Windows Gravitational Field Vista... Poor thing is susceptible security problems... Here's hoping SP1 comes before Kang & Kodos arrive...

1 core: gravitatnionnal field
1 core: Magnetic field
1 core: world weathe
1core: God's discretionary core.

The power of NATIVE quad core


PS.:Elmo are you at work right now

The most wonderfull thread opened in the past month!

Nice!

dude wtf you! the biggest AMD fanboy ive met (nice to meet you by the way ) has a X6800!! SHAME ON YOU! lol

Surely God would set up a virtual machine to allocate the work between the cores as needed.

Besides, he needs to run NAV 2006 Divinity Edition with 80% of his system resources.

Poor cat... prolly thinking: . o O(Meeawww, damn.. he put the CPU in upside down, and without a HSF, just glad he hasn't found the power button yet. And I won't be able to go into stealth mode, without bumping into lamps, if he installs that Zalman 9500 on me. But with a more powerful fan installed.. I'd prolly fly like superman.)

Edit:

Cat <(That way I won't have to do tricks like this anymore.)

Wow... I hath been enlightened... it seems Newton had nothing on his "theory" of gravity... when all along, AMD had it covered thanks to their meaty processors...

I guess its time for me to sell my Intel stock lol Well at least AMD stock will be a little cheaper in a few quarters (probably a good time to buy it !) I dont know about this gravity thing.... will an AMD processor OC so that when I go to sell something by the pound I can actualy get more money ? Im thinking that this could be a good deal for drug dealers as there profit margins would shoot up hmmm perhaps shoot up wasnt a good choice of words.... hehehehehe

Bravo.

Fan boys crack me up. Seriously being a fan of a processor. That is so sad.

I used to consider myself an "AMD fanboy" because i prefered AMD processors to Intel (better value for a long time, cooler etc), but after joining this forum i realised my definition of "fanboy" was distorted, and "fanboys" are people who would pimp their mum to raise funds for their prefered cpu vendor.