For you wwe fans?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/2007062 [...] stler_dead

fu[i][/i]ck.

Supossedly every one is using them.

Lance armstrong
barry bonds
joyce gracie
All of the olympic athletes.
floyd landis
wingding
r.c.

Ok. But that doesn't answer my question. I'm unfamiliar with US law in this regard.

Not if you're Sylvester Stallone!

Are you telling me two birds on a rubber mat and covered in beans is wrong?

I heard they are for carpet carriers.

I have to agree with tom on this.

I think there are forms of wrestling that have high sociomoral redemptive value



WWF, WWE, and that other stuff....just soap operas for men and boys.

Steroids are also used if doctors have to administer a medicine that the patient has an allergic reaction to.

Two women on a mat with (insert slippery semiliquid here) is not wrestling, it's one step away from porn. My point is still valid, I feel.

Right next to risers story about the officer in NH, this:

Linkity

I have refereed (oil wrestleing) before. at a club i was a bouncer/bar back at. When the girls first came to the club with there manager they all had
blackeyes and bruises.

While i reffed i got elbowed punched and slammed alot.
After the second night two of the girls(really didnt like each other)
Got to trading hard blows for real 8O

As a ref i had clothes on and they were oiled up. They actually kicked my ass at the end the show.

Yeah they wore bikinis and their tops would get ripped off but they didnt seem to care.

Their manager said after a while (say a minute or so) to break them up
and let them re-adjust. I said ok

I could only see out of one eye as i had got smacked in it and had baby oil in the other

I got elbowed and lost a contact(im a blind motherfucker)

Had to drive home from T.A.F.B. to shawnee that night with only one
contact. Kinda sucks.

If i had glasses the lenes would look like the bottom of coke bottles.
And if i get any blinder(is that a word) with contacts, well they will be
so thick i cant close my eyes.

Would steroids help 8O

Like I said, if you are a referee you don't need any corrective lenses...being blind is a requirement.

if your eyesight has stabled out over the last 12 months then you can get lasik, that might could help[

You might could be a redneck if....

You might be a redneck if you use phrases like "might could"...

thats really not that funny at all.

:?

My eyesight hasnt stablized.It always get a little worse.

I have checked into the laser surgury and it would
be around 5 grand 8O

I guess i,ll live with contacts for awhile.
Maybe get me some glasses and look like dasickninja

yeah i had it done about a year and a half ago and its been one of the best things i couldve done. although i got mine discounted through the military. some people have had problems with it, i just researched who was gonna do it and how many problems so and so had but in the end i found a really good doc and he did a wonderful job. so no more contacts!

jesus, i wish i hadnt had lasik after seeing that pic.

so does chlorox to the eyeballs

yes as well as cleansing yourself from fatties like riser has a problem with

big men/tugboats whatever he calls em, i dont wanna know. heh.