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Dirty_Barry   06-29-2007 at 11:03:29 PM

Only a little while to go and Transformers will come out! Why am I excited? Because it's the only show the feature transforming robots!

Man it's gonna be good! Who else can remember Transformers?

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JustPlainJef   06-29-2007 at 11:15:50 PM
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I can, and I'm excited, but I'm not going to go around advertising it. Haven't you noticed there's a girl around here now!

Hey Cheez! How you doin?

Although she is a big geek...

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Dirty_Barry   06-29-2007 at 11:34:17 PM
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Shame on me for posting it...Can I secretly be excited?

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CHEEZball   06-29-2007 at 11:42:10 PM
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and? i'm in a nerd forum, like i give a damn!

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Dirty_Barry   06-29-2007 at 11:45:21 PM
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Where the hell you from? IS that even a place? Excuse my ignorance.

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Dirty_Barry   06-29-2007 at 11:50:52 PM
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Methinks it's in Canada? Or around there??? Is it cold, hot, wet? Do you shave it? LOL!

Seriously, what's the temperature like where you live?

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CHEEZball   06-29-2007 at 11:52:38 PM
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well.. I have Canada in my location, so ya, I guess it's in Canada... :P

It's.. uh.. dunno, gets freakin cold, and gets freakin hot.

Summers avg +45C, winters -40C.

We're practically smack in the middle of the country

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Dirty_Barry   06-29-2007 at 11:54:07 PM
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Methinks I would need to wear two pairs of G-strings!!! I would also need to possibly grow some more facial hair...

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CHEEZball   06-30-2007 at 12:07:44 AM
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don't be a sissy

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mrface   06-30-2007 at 12:33:26 AM
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Quote :

don't be a sissy



its too late for him.

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KingLoftusXII   06-30-2007 at 06:05:46 AM
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*shoots sissy*



*mounts Cheez*

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WingDing   06-30-2007 at 11:11:13 AM
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...*watches as KingLoftus bounces violently off enormous bewbies*...

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Dirty_Barry   06-30-2007 at 04:19:31 PM
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I'm from yorkshire, whic means you've shot my bear you bastard...YOu missed my head.

*Grabs KingLoftusXIII, bends him over and makes him eat wingy sauce*

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JustPlainJef   06-30-2007 at 06:37:12 PM
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I like this guy!

...*since King is occupied, climbs up on top of Cheezie*...



So how do you work one of these?

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Dirty_Barry   06-30-2007 at 08:39:43 PM
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You pop your money into one of the holes provided and then near enough do what you want and use whatever extra devices you want.

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WingDing   06-30-2007 at 09:17:32 PM
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...*produces $1,000 in quarters*...

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_WW_   07-01-2007 at 03:37:02 AM
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..*produces coin slot*..

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KingLoftusXII   07-01-2007 at 05:15:39 AM
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Quote :

*Grabs KingLoftusXIII, bends him over and makes him eat wingy sauce*



Good thing I'm XII. Sucks to be that XIII guy. Dimwit.


*grabs Dirty_Barry and uses his head as a Q-tip in Wingy's colon*



*once fully lathered sends down amusement park water slide*

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WingDing   07-01-2007 at 12:26:34 PM
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+10 Wingding Approval points

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Dirty_Barry   07-02-2007 at 10:08:54 AM
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+50 Dirty Barry Dirty points. *Uses KingLoftus and smears camel poo over him and let the flies have their fun with him*

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JustPlainJef   07-02-2007 at 01:18:04 PM
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I've got no quarters. Let me run my CC through this slot back here.


GO CHEEZ GO!!!

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Dirty_Barry   07-02-2007 at 01:23:02 PM
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Can I have sloppy 180th???

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JustPlainJef   07-02-2007 at 01:38:30 PM
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Not till I'm done (and I'm only #2 [he he, I'm #2]), and I'm not planning on quitting any time soon...

This is fun!

...*swipes card again*...

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Dirty_Barry   07-02-2007 at 01:40:38 PM
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She'll get full eventually and when that happens you'll have to stop - it will give me enough time to have my way with her

*get's car ready to make a quick escape*

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JustPlainJef   07-02-2007 at 01:42:34 PM
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I'm not too sure about that. Wingy said she was the only one who could swallow his memeber whole, but she thought it was food...

So sayeth the Wingy...

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Dirty_Barry   07-02-2007 at 01:45:16 PM
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Don't worry, I can wait in the bushes...Waiting for the right moment.

*moment arises*

ha ha ha! So long you losers

*throws stoned at near by people*

I'll see you when it falls off!

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JustPlainJef   07-02-2007 at 01:47:18 PM
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Quote :

*throws stoned*

I'll bet you are...

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Dirty_Barry   07-02-2007 at 01:54:45 PM
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No, not since I swallowed Wingy's sauce...The rash is slowly going though...The mental scars will never heal!

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KingLoftusXII   07-03-2007 at 02:20:17 AM
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*dresses Dirty_Barry in Hannibal Lector attire*

*wheels cart to top floor of skyscraper, pushes him into elevator*

*hits down and button for every floor, opens top hatch*

*urinates on descending elevator from wedged open doors *

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turpit   07-03-2007 at 05:50:30 AM
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Quote :

*dresses Dirty_Barry in Hannibal Lector attire*

*wheels cart to top floor of skyscraper, pushes him into elevator*

*hits down and button for every floor, opens top hatch*

*urinates on descending elevator from wedged open doors *



Nice.

Thats gotta be worth at least +5 ingenuity points

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Dirty_Barry   07-03-2007 at 10:07:19 AM
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*Climbs up elevator shaft*

*Gives KingLoftus his shaft*

*Skins him and wears his skin like an overly large coat*

*grabs his mums pubic hair and dries himself off*

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JustPlainJef   07-03-2007 at 10:48:38 AM
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His mom has no pubes.

At least that what I heard....

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Dirty_Barry   07-03-2007 at 10:58:13 AM
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Ok will have to dry off with his own pubes

*dries off*

There all cleaned - now where's his bald mum...

*finds KingLoftus mum so she can be mounted*

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BigMac   07-03-2007 at 11:17:08 AM
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-100 ingenuity points :roll:

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Dirty_Barry   07-03-2007 at 11:24:51 AM
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I hear your doing you bit for the environment. But shutting up and not breathing for a couple of days. [/unoriginal and awaiting flame]

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BigMac   07-03-2007 at 11:27:49 AM
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-1000 originality points

I'm sure you can do even worse.

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Dirty_Barry   07-03-2007 at 11:48:54 AM
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You know at this minute I'll admit defeat and say I have nothing original of funny to say at this point.

BicMac - 1,
Dirty_Barry - 0.

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llama_man   07-03-2007 at 01:06:20 PM
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I hear your doing you bit for the environment. But shutting up and not breathing for a couple of days. [/unoriginal and awaiting flame]



Try doing your bit for spelling and punctuation. If you can.

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Dirty_Barry   07-03-2007 at 01:09:08 PM
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That will be difficult to do, but will give it my very best Mr Jenkins. :roll:

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KingLoftusXII   07-03-2007 at 01:14:55 PM
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Mom jokes? I'm cool with it, but c'mon, you gotta' be able to do better than that.


Maybe not, seeing your pattern.

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Dirty_Barry   07-03-2007 at 01:17:24 PM
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Honestly I have nothng - meta tags have destroyed my imagination and humor for today! Maybe tomorrow - but today will be mum jokes and the occasional something or other.

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KingLoftusXII   07-03-2007 at 01:21:07 PM
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It's ok. People like you give the rest of us something to grin about.

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llama_man   07-03-2007 at 01:22:25 PM
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That will be difficult to do, but I will give it my very best Mr Jenkins. :roll:


Try harder. :roll:

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llama_man   07-03-2007 at 01:23:41 PM
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Quote :

humor


I thought you said you were from Yorkshire? [/suspicious]

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Dirty_Barry   07-03-2007 at 01:41:20 PM
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Where bouts you from then?

Don't worry - warming up.
it's not your fault your a ging head. You can purchase hair colour so that you fit into the real world.
Is it that hard to find a job?

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KingLoftusXII   07-04-2007 at 03:16:37 AM
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Yeah, brown is an odd hair color round these parts... :roll:

I have a job...and a woman who hasn't left me for someone else...

As for job's, I get plenty from your ex. Get a second job, you should buy better.
She's awful, but she pays me decent.

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Dirty_Barry   07-04-2007 at 10:10:52 AM
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You can have her - her sloppy cnut and broken arse aren;t worth it.

Selling dog feet to the local shot up generals isn't a job - it's a lifestyle. Specially when they fill you with aids infected needles.

Fcuk off you wasted piece of cannon fodder.

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