TRANSFORMERS!!!

Only a little while to go and Transformers will come out! Why am I excited? Because it's the only show the feature transforming robots!

Man it's gonna be good! Who else can remember Transformers?

I can, and I'm excited, but I'm not going to go around advertising it. Haven't you noticed there's a girl around here now!

Hey Cheez! How you doin?

Although she is a big geek...

and? i'm in a nerd forum, like i give a damn!

Saskatchewan

well.. I have Canada in my location, so ya, I guess it's in Canada...

It's.. uh.. dunno, gets freakin cold, and gets freakin hot.

Summers avg +45C, winters -40C.

We're practically smack in the middle of the country

don't be a sissy

*shoots sissy*



*mounts Cheez*

I'm from yorkshire, whic means you've shot my bear you bastard...YOu missed my head.

*Grabs KingLoftusXIII, bends him over and makes him eat wingy sauce*

You pop your money into one of the holes provided and then near enough do what you want and use whatever extra devices you want.

...*produces $1,000 in quarters*...

Good thing I'm XII. Sucks to be that XIII guy. Dimwit.


*grabs Dirty_Barry and uses his head as a Q-tip in Wingy's colon*



*once fully lathered sends down amusement park water slide*

+50 Dirty Barry Dirty points. *Uses KingLoftus and smears camel poo over him and let the flies have their fun with him*

Can I have sloppy 180th???

She'll get full eventually and when that happens you'll have to stop - it will give me enough time to have my way with her

*get's car ready to make a quick escape*

Don't worry, I can wait in the bushes...Waiting for the right moment.

*moment arises*

ha ha ha! So long you losers

*throws stoned at near by people*

I'll see you when it falls off!

No, not since I swallowed Wingy's sauce...The rash is slowly going though...The mental scars will never heal!

Nice.

Thats gotta be worth at least +5 ingenuity points

His mom has no pubes.

At least that what I heard....

-100 ingenuity points

-1000 originality points

I'm sure you can do even worse.

You know at this minute I'll admit defeat and say I have nothing original of funny to say at this point.

BicMac - 1,
Dirty_Barry - 0.

That will be difficult to do, but will give it my very best Mr Jenkins.

Honestly I have nothng - meta tags have destroyed my imagination and humor for today! Maybe tomorrow - but today will be mum jokes and the occasional something or other.

Try harder.

Where bouts you from then?

Don't worry - warming up.
it's not your fault your a ging head. You can purchase hair colour so that you fit into the real world.
Is it that hard to find a job?

You can have her - her sloppy cnut and broken arse aren;t worth it.

Selling dog feet to the local shot up generals isn't a job - it's a lifestyle. Specially when they fill you with aids infected needles.

Fcuk off you wasted piece of cannon fodder.