- Jan 10, 2006
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Yes my young friends it is I Shakira StD and I have come here to urinate on Intel and laugh in your faces as you go home crying to your mother!
Intel will go bankrupt by Q2 2007, you see nevermind that they're still posting overall profits exceeding $1Billion those are just details. LAst year Intel were posting $8Billion in profit and now just $1Billion which means they will go bankrupt any day now.
Now we know that the facts indicate otherwise, but facts lie! Yes they do. Proven information is actually unproven. Nevermind reality, as we ALL know that reality has a well known Intel BIAS!
Don't understand my logic?
It's simple...
Intel has assets of 4.7Billion - 3.2Billion (number pulled out of my A$$) - 9.4Billion (yes it costs alot in take out to feed all those engineers) = -7.9Billion but that's not all. Intel currently are holding $4Billion in PAID inventory (yes Operating Costs include cost to make CPU's but let's not dwell on that as it would prove me wrong).
Now you might be thinking that Inventory is an asset, well you my friends are WRONG! If you think such things you're a secular gay Liberal from Canada who hates Jesus. Inventory is actually a cost (eventhough it's PAID for, but hey reality has a known Intel BIAS!).
So to conclude Intel will go bankrupt by Q2 2007 (don't ask me how I've arrived at this number, prolly took it out of my A$$).
If you disagree with what I've said it's because you're a communist lesbian from France who works for Intel. You hate America! You hate American Soldiers! And you're undermining the efforts of our world savior Hector Ruiz.
Ahh isn't he soo dreamy like a cute kitten.. certainly cutter then this evil Intel made kitten
Read more of my BLOG HERE!
** This post is not made to offend gays, lesbians or any other segment of the world population. It is simply a humourous post following all that is wrong with Fox News and applying it to AMD Fanboyism **
Intel will go bankrupt by Q2 2007, you see nevermind that they're still posting overall profits exceeding $1Billion those are just details. LAst year Intel were posting $8Billion in profit and now just $1Billion which means they will go bankrupt any day now.
Now we know that the facts indicate otherwise, but facts lie! Yes they do. Proven information is actually unproven. Nevermind reality, as we ALL know that reality has a well known Intel BIAS!
Don't understand my logic?
It's simple...
Intel has assets of 4.7Billion - 3.2Billion (number pulled out of my A$$) - 9.4Billion (yes it costs alot in take out to feed all those engineers) = -7.9Billion but that's not all. Intel currently are holding $4Billion in PAID inventory (yes Operating Costs include cost to make CPU's but let's not dwell on that as it would prove me wrong).
Now you might be thinking that Inventory is an asset, well you my friends are WRONG! If you think such things you're a secular gay Liberal from Canada who hates Jesus. Inventory is actually a cost (eventhough it's PAID for, but hey reality has a known Intel BIAS!).
So to conclude Intel will go bankrupt by Q2 2007 (don't ask me how I've arrived at this number, prolly took it out of my A$$).
If you disagree with what I've said it's because you're a communist lesbian from France who works for Intel. You hate America! You hate American Soldiers! And you're undermining the efforts of our world savior Hector Ruiz.
Ahh isn't he soo dreamy like a cute kitten.. certainly cutter then this evil Intel made kitten
Read more of my BLOG HERE!
** This post is not made to offend gays, lesbians or any other segment of the world population. It is simply a humourous post following all that is wrong with Fox News and applying it to AMD Fanboyism **
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