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Americans Watched the Least Amount of Porn On Christmas

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January 17, 2013 4:24:00 PM

It's hard to fap in a house of five.
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January 17, 2013 4:29:32 PM

^looks at author
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January 17, 2013 4:30:26 PM

Slow newsday huh?
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January 17, 2013 4:37:17 PM

hahahaha. Jane! thanks for the laugh. It's good to know these statistics.
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January 17, 2013 4:37:41 PM

When visiting, most folks don't have WiFi, so its hard to get the time on your parents PC
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January 17, 2013 4:45:07 PM

Jane sure loves to write about porn.
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January 17, 2013 4:48:36 PM

When are we getting Star Trek holodeck tech???
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Anonymous
January 17, 2013 4:56:26 PM

In other news Rain is wet. who knew.
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January 17, 2013 5:03:53 PM

Keeps us update on what are the most heavy days watching porn.
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January 17, 2013 5:04:33 PM

jimmyjohnzIt's hard to fap in a house of five.

Nah, just requires a few more tissues.
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January 17, 2013 5:22:41 PM

And this is tech news how?
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January 17, 2013 6:11:16 PM

Riveting.
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January 17, 2013 6:36:03 PM

jupiter optimus maximusKeeps us update on what are the most heavy days watching porn.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess Valentine's Day as #1.
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January 17, 2013 6:42:17 PM

in other breaking news "Men find it difficult to masturbate while asleep" ALSO "Birds can fly!!"
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January 17, 2013 6:45:04 PM

I fapped, I fapped a lot on christmas.
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January 17, 2013 7:24:43 PM

I'm shocked, I know I did my part ... you louts weren't doing yours!
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January 17, 2013 8:47:07 PM

Jane, it's Pornhub not Youporn!!

But now we know what your favorite porn website is.

Pornhub is much better, Jane. Check it out.
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January 17, 2013 9:11:49 PM

I am listening to the radio and they mentioned some research study where they gave a chipmanzee a tv to watch. They then introduced a remote control. It learned to change the channels. After like 3 days, the only thing the chimp will watch is porn. LMAO
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January 17, 2013 11:42:48 PM

Duh. That's because they were too busy having Christmas sex.

I, on the other hand, actually didn't fap since the beginning of December, so I could let out all my Christmas spirit on the 25th. It was definitely a white Christmas.
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January 18, 2013 3:38:26 AM

(Singing)...Santa-porn is coming to town
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January 18, 2013 8:02:15 AM

Maybe it has something to do with those memetic trends of "no fap December"
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January 19, 2013 2:08:28 AM

i rubbed one out on both dayas
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January 23, 2013 7:04:35 PM

godfather666Jane, it's Pornhub not Youporn!!But now we know what your favorite porn website is.Pornhub is much better, Jane. Check it out.


Whoops! Should be all fixed now, thanks. :$
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