Cheezy had a thread on the boards today and deleted it...

I'm intrigued to know its contents.

On a side note:


WAKE THE FUCK-UP CAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S FOURTH OF JULY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHA.

Hope you and the US lads have a cracker, mate.. l ool

From the drunk Aussie c*nt. [/truth]

Ok mate. Cool. No sweat.

Barry.

I've been here the whole time, mate.

Mate, I'm rolling well. I'm doing good.

How are things for you? And remember, I've read most of the shite that's been going on here over the last week, so I'm up-to-date on the comings and goings of most.

How's your course doing, Barry?

Alright, mate. Will do.

You hang in there too, Barry. I mean that.

Mate, I'm drinking Vodka tonight.

I had a six-pack of Stellas with the game (I have to ration them as the imported c*nts are expensive for me over here, and all the while I note that Tom drinks them for 1/10th the price that I do).

But now: I'm onto vodka, organic limes from my old man's farm, and some soft-cock lemonade as the mixer.

I'm here for a good time, Baz.

I see you're sticking it to 'em. I can't understand half the shite that's going on, but I appreciate your efforts nonetheless.

Word to the wise though, Chief: you won't ever roll that Scouse bugger! He's tougher than Yeltsin after two bottles of Smirnoff.

Mate, Tom will make you laugh. He's one of the best blokes that I know.

I hope your studies go well. Sincerely.

Tom's there.



Fock me down, he's there.

Mate, I have a bachelors degree in political science from Griffith University here in Australia. I have core conservative beliefs that are tempered by a liberal dash of liberal beliefs!

I'm a liberal conservative, so to speak.

Mate, I work as a lowly real estate agent. I've worked in sawmills on the docking machines pumping 2 X 9" by 3" sleepers through every minute with their edges perfect; I've worked in sales call centres for banks, electricity companies and insurance firms; I've worked in travel for high-flying sports fanatics; I've worked in admin in hospitals...

The list goes on.

Baz, this place eats up the overly proud and the foolish -- as it should -- and cherishes the good who are left hanging around.

There's not one bad bloke (or lady) around here; I dig them all.

We have a good, solid community. I take pride in that.

If one of the crew were in trouble then I'd want to help -- in whatever fashion I could.

The "other" is special to me. I wouldn't spend this much time in the basement otherwise.

Hey! I'm an absolute dumb c*nt when it comes to computers and yet I choose to hang out in a geeks forum! Paradoxically, there's not too many geeks at all down here.

It's all good, Baz. And if it aint, we sort it out quick enough.

And yeah, I'm a happy-go-lucky convict who enjoys life a little too much perhaps, but that's just me. Tremendously, there's an array of differing and diverse personalities down here and it's a fundamental reason as to why I've stuck around over the years.

A good crew, so to speak.

Oh gosh, is now a good time to tell you that I hold dear many feminist beliefs. Jesus. Baz.

It's cool mate, I know what you mean. You mean: "She says no but she really means stick you cokc in my mouth". Exactly.

Mate, down here, I've seen a hugely diverse array of topics discussed.

I'll tell you this though, Baz: I've lost count of the number of noobs I've seen roll down here, swinging their dicks around like they own the joint, only to note that they've focked off forever after a week or two of punishment.

I'll tell you this also: proverbially speaking, the chaff is most certainly focking sorted from the fodder down here; the cream of the crop does rise, in fact!



PS. I do believe that could read rather pompous on my behalf. Indeed, that was not my intended affect, I assure you.

Like I said, Baz, hang in there. And I'm not a vet mate; I'm an average joe around these parts.

You're alright, not least of all because you're honest thus far. It counts for a great deal to see a person lay it out raw and for real.

I'll also say this, mate: we've had dumb c*nts come down here threatening to shoot regulars on the boards.

If there's one thing I won't abide, it's that. I can't stand gun-toting "big men" who reckon they can roll out on others because of the weapons they use.

That's where I do become a c*nt for real and instinctively act to brawl.

There was an old saying that won my league team two premierships:

ALWAYS HIT THE MOUTHY C*NT!

Without remorse and without hesitation, I've never had a problem with putting a big mouth on his arse. Sometimes the mouthy c*nt can back up what he says, but for the most, they fall quicker to their knees than a $2 hooker on New Years.

*...squats...*

gotta make room for later,

lmfao.

what was that movie?

"Not another teen Movie" or something like that right?

8)

yeah that always gets me. funniest shit ever, well that and maybe some monty python.

"flying cameltoe style!"

or something like that, holy shit those are some funny focking movies

I remember that scene. Friggin hilarious

lmfao

"NO NO NO DONT take it off! Leave it on!"

My favourite by far is the scene where she's jacking him off in the freezer and he ejacualtes massively. He almost became an honourary Wingding right there.

Agreed, but it wasn't bad for an amateur.

Speaking of amateurs, how are you today? [/nasty]

....*licks fresh holy phlegm*....

.......mmmmmmmmmmm.......body temperature.....