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I found another treasure! An opened pack of cookies behind my desk (I guess they're a month or 2 old). I have finals this week, so I must be healthy, but the cookies look sooo tempting.
<b>What would u do?</b>
My frog asked me for a straw...dunno what happened he's all over the place :eek:

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hehe, too tempting, I ate the cookies.

My frog asked me for a straw...dunno what happened he's all over the place :eek:

Reply to Flamethrower205
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Was it good?


<b><font color=red>My frog asked me for a cigeratte...dunno what happened he's all over the place :eek:

Reply to varlo

oh yeah

My frog asked me for a straw...dunno what happened he's all over the place :eek:

Reply to Flamethrower205
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It has been awhile. Still OK?


<font color=green><b>Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened! :eek:

Reply to OldBear
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You should have tested them on your frog first. :smile: Ohhh....what shall you find next under that golden-goose of a PC?

<font color=purple><b>An average human brain weights aprox. 3lbs., but a thought weights a load.</font color=purple></b>

Reply to jc14all
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Cookies don't go bad. You did a good job eating them.

That is a nice <b><font color=green>Garbage Can</font color=green></b> you have there!

Reply to buddry

So you didn't spend all night on the can squirting pint after pint of scalding diarrhoea into the bowl?

Just wondering.....

Sex is great but it's no substitute for the real thing.....

Reply to WingDing
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No, don't eat them those cookies are bad...... oh wait you already did eat them... well I hope they tast good and don't taste 'old'.

<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

Reply to svol
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Prolly depends on the type of cookie.

That is a nice <b><font color=green>Garbage Can</font color=green></b> you have there!

Reply to buddry

Poor froggie;) The cookies were good, and they sure as hell did something, cause a minute later I was starving. hehe.

My frog asked me for a straw...dunno what happened he's all over the place :eek:

Reply to Flamethrower205
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You sound like a bottomless pit.
:lol:


<font color=green><b>Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened! :eek:

Reply to OldBear
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My frog asked me for a cookie...dunno what happened he's all over the place :smile: .

<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

Reply to svol
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He has a black hole in his stomach.

<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

Reply to svol
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Excellent discription. Pulls in all surounding food and nothing escapes.
Hello event horizon.
Seen any cookies lately?


<font color=green><b>Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened! :eek:

Reply to OldBear

The black hole was capped last night! I ate a shole big dish of chinese food and a liter of wonton soup anf felt full- 3 hours later I was starving:)

My frog asked me for a straw...dunno what happened he's all over the place :eek:

Reply to Flamethrower205
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The problem with a black hole is that it gets bigger when it absorbs more. So, in the future you will eat even more.

<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

Reply to svol

I have a black hole, but that's because I haven't wiped it for ages.

Sex is great but it's no substitute for the real thing.....

Reply to WingDing

ew

My frog asked me for a straw...dunno what happened he's all over the place :eek:

Reply to Flamethrower205
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Mannn, how do you find those tresures?

All i can find is dust, dust, and more dust!

:eek: :frown: :mad: :eek: :redface: :cool: :lol: :tongue: :wink: - What do you want to feel today? :)

Reply to orbz
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Woho I found something... it is a small piece of a cookie, yummy.

<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

Reply to svol

The trick is being too lazy to reach 4 feet over for the garbage:) That and being too lazy to take food down to the kitchen.

My frog asked me for a straw...dunno what happened he's all over the place :eek:

Reply to Flamethrower205

You can add a lovely piquant flavor to your cookie by spreading a small amount of earwax on it. All without leaving your seat....

Sex is great but it's no substitute for the real thing.....

Reply to WingDing
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LOL, and when you poke in your nose you can also find great stuff to create nice flavours.

<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

Reply to svol

And by picking your bum you might find some extra delights to add......

Sex is great but it's no substitute for the real thing.....

Reply to WingDing
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Uhm... what is 'bum'?

<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

Reply to svol

Your behind, ass, bottom, rear end......

Lots of goodies in there if you haven't showered for a while...

Sex is great but it's no substitute for the real thing.....

Reply to WingDing
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Ah, ok. LOL (I'm Dutch so I don't know all English words).

<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

Reply to svol

Oh God I think I've killed this thread......

Sex is great but it's no substitute for the real thing.....

Reply to WingDing
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Na, they just stopped posting in it, you only made it more funny.

<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

Reply to svol

huh?!?


:smile: i like toasted cpus but not AMD-inside. :smile:

Reply to Anonymous

yes, i think so. LoL


:smile: i like toasted cpus but not AMD-inside. :smile:

Reply to Anonymous

i like funny things. have you a funny story to relate randomly.


:smile: i like toasted cpus but not AMD-inside. :smile:

Reply to Anonymous

hehe.


:smile: i like toasted cpus but not AMD-inside. :smile:

Reply to Anonymous
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Huh?

<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

Reply to svol
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I am guessing english isn't his first language.

That is a nice <b><font color=green>Garbage Can</font color=green></b> you have there!

Reply to buddry

huh? ramdomly=by chance. you didn't get it? LoL


:smile: i like toasted cpus but not AMD-inside. :smile:

Reply to Anonymous
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Don't you ever eat homecooked meals? I'd invite you to one of ours, but AMD Cert doesn't cook and I work late so the best you'll get is fresh pizza.

<font color=purple>Caw, caw. BANG! Fvck I'm dead!
-the Crow.</font color=purple>

Reply to qoop

.....I can prepare some fresh cream if you like....body temperature....

:eek: I've got a grudge coz there's blood in my sludge... :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs the other way*

<font color=purple>Caw, caw. BANG! Fvck I'm dead!
-the Crow.</font color=purple>

Reply to qoop

...OOOOOOOHHHHHHH.......squirt....squirt.....squirt......

:eek: I've got a grudge coz there's blood in my sludge... :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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*hides* no one will ever think to find me here!

<font color=purple>Caw, caw. BANG! Fvck I'm dead!
-the Crow.</font color=purple>

Reply to qoop

.....that's exactly what I was thinking when the police arrived......honestly the goat was begging for it.......

:eek: I've got a grudge coz there's blood in my sludge... :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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ewwwwwww some more!

<font color=purple>Caw, caw. BANG! Fvck I'm dead!
-the Crow.</font color=purple>

Reply to qoop

...........anyway I've delivered my load now so it's safe to come out......now I have to mop us this steaming mess....

:eek: I've got a grudge coz there's blood in my sludge... :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Oh yes, I eat homemade meals (I come from Bulgaria, and there it's traditional for one to eat homemade everything). However, my dad works, as does my mom (she does it more for the fun of being an engineer/scientist). So during summer vacation, suring breakfast and lunch, I eat whatever the hell there is. Then at dinner sometimes my mom cooks, but then again she's sometimes too busy. I'm a good cook too, just too lazy:)

My frog asked me for a straw...dunno what happened his ass all over the place :eek:

Reply to Flamethrower205
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And the story continues...

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

Reply to svol
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well at least you can cook...that's a plus for you. At least you know if you ever run out of things behind your computer, you can make something to eat so you don't starve.

<font color=purple>Caw, caw. BANG! Fvck I'm dead!
-the Crow.</font color=purple>

Reply to qoop

Dear lord, ur nimble knuckle!! Well true, I know I won't starve, but then again, I'm kinda lazy about cooking. Funny how I don't mind getting up and running or riding whenever on a bike to wherever (even if it's almost suicidal and takes forever to get there- No1kung1 knows what I'm talkin about hehe), and I will do any housework, but for other things like cooking, forget it, me sar too lazy. hehe.

My frog asked me for a straw...dunno what happened his ass all over the place :eek:

Reply to Flamethrower205
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me it's almost the opposite. I hate to clean like dust, sweep or dishes (I really hate dishes) but I love to bake or the occasional time I'll look in a cook book and try a new recipe.

<font color=purple>I'm my own worst nightmare and dream come true, I'm my future and my past.</font color=purple>

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