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BigMac   07-28-2007 at 08:49:20 PM

I know you're supposed to get bonuses from others but in this case I'll happily award myself with +27 Happy Holiday points. I'll "see" you folks again in 28 days....

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Jake_Barnes   07-29-2007 at 12:12:06 AM
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Get out of town, Mac ... or I'm sending this french :bounce: guy with you. :lol:

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mrface   07-29-2007 at 06:11:01 AM
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have fun and be safe

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Tom_Smart   07-29-2007 at 12:35:15 PM
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Have fun.

***plans burglary***

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WingDing   07-29-2007 at 01:11:48 PM
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...*plans sex with my wife*... [/unrealistic]

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_WW_   07-29-2007 at 01:50:47 PM
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..*plans sex with Wingy's wife*..[taking over for Mac]

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WingDing   07-29-2007 at 02:18:56 PM
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Bring your chequebook, mate....

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JustPlainJef   07-29-2007 at 05:24:36 PM
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Remember, she likes it up the bum if you ask her nicely...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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WingDing   07-29-2007 at 05:37:40 PM
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Now that's as deluded a statement as I've ever heard.

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Tom_Smart   07-29-2007 at 08:18:10 PM
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I'll vouch for Jef, though I don't know about the asking nicely.

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WingDing   07-29-2007 at 08:28:40 PM
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You wouldn't know how anyway.

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Tom_Smart   07-29-2007 at 08:30:12 PM
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I ask her nicely to leave me alone often enough.

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mrface   07-29-2007 at 10:18:21 PM
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I always hear her scream, "Fock me like My husband cant!!!" [/totally rude and uncalled for]

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WingDing   07-29-2007 at 10:45:21 PM
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Can't afford, more like....

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mrface   07-29-2007 at 10:59:41 PM
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its ok bro, i told her e to give you half of the few quid i gave her.

------------------------------ "For years my dad struggled with alcoholism, I have perfected it."
"Lonely once the drugs are gone, I feel like..."
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_WW_   07-30-2007 at 02:21:43 PM
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WingDing wrote :

Bring your chequebook, mate....


Yikes! There goes my pension...

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Auburn9698   07-31-2007 at 12:45:37 PM
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mrface wrote :

I always hear her scream, "Fock me like My husband cant!!!" [/totally rude and uncalled for]


Hell, if steph yells that out one more GD time, I'm stuffing a sock in it. Should she start walking around complaining about dry mouth, don't you go worrying that she's bogarting the weed or anything. It'll just be lint.

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mrface   07-31-2007 at 09:16:12 PM
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oh thanks bro! i mean you really arent hitting it right if shes walking after youre done. [/truthful]

;)

------------------------------ "For years my dad struggled with alcoholism, I have perfected it."
"Lonely once the drugs are gone, I feel like..."
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JustPlainJef   07-31-2007 at 11:47:27 PM
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I know I have trouble walking for a minute or two after wife and I are done...

(third leg)

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------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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Auburn9698   08-02-2007 at 12:13:25 AM
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Yeah, but most of your conquests have been double leg-amputees anyway, so you can't brag too much.
Edit: (was to PF....damn this new forum crap)

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Groveling_Wyrm   08-02-2007 at 01:15:49 AM
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JustPlainJef wrote :

I know I have trouble walking for a minute or two after wife and I are done...

 

(third leg)

 


OH! So she finally succeeded in sticking that broomstick up your arse like she's been threatening to do?

I would have problems walking if I were in your situation then.... /antagonist asshat

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mrface   08-02-2007 at 01:26:24 AM
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Auburn9698 wrote :

Yeah, but most of your conquests have been double leg-amputees anyway, so you can't brag too much.
Edit: (was to PF....damn this new forum crap)


but, but, but, they all screamed in pleasure, i think...

------------------------------ "For years my dad struggled with alcoholism, I have perfected it."
"Lonely once the drugs are gone, I feel like..."
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Tom_Smart   08-02-2007 at 09:13:57 AM
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No, they screamed as you omitted anaesthetic during the amputation.

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JustPlainJef   08-02-2007 at 11:07:48 AM
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Groveling_Wyrm wrote :

OH! So she finally succeeded in sticking that broomstick up your arse like she's been threatening to do?

I would have problems walking if I were in your situation then.... /antagonist asshat


She said that you told her you thoroughly enjoyed it when Riser did it to you, so she thought she would surprise me. Not my cup o tea.

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------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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Riser   08-02-2007 at 09:58:26 PM
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Its like the good old days of Vlad impaling.

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Anyone remember the kid who last year was sodimized by a flag pole by his 'friends'? Yeah a month or two ago he jumped off a cruise liner and killed himself.

/random story

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Groveling_Wyrm   08-03-2007 at 05:21:46 AM
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JustPlainJef wrote :

She said that you told her you thoroughly enjoyed it when Riser did it to you, so she thought she would surprise me. Not my cup o tea.

 


You must be mistaken....I haven't spoken to your wife since Wingding caught me in an unfortunate situation. She won't talk to me now....

You must be talking about someone else....

I feel dirty and shamed now.

------------------------------ I suffer from A.D.O.S.
Attention Deficit..... OOOOOOH!!! SHINY!!!

+5 Victim
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WingDing   08-04-2007 at 12:39:41 PM
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There there honey...let me comfort you.....

...*approaches*...

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JustPlainJef   08-06-2007 at 02:43:35 AM
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Ha ha! [/Neslon]

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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BomberBill   08-18-2007 at 01:53:01 AM
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BigMac wrote :

I know you're supposed to get bonuses from others but in this case I'll happily award myself with +27 Happy Holiday points. I'll "see" you folks again in 28 days....



Blow me, holiday boy! :lol:

Hope you're having a good one, you big pill eater, you!

3 weeks into it, I wonder what the Macster is up to. Namibian sex tour maybe? Great family holiday destination.


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mugz   08-20-2007 at 02:34:31 PM
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Ssh!

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BigMac   08-25-2007 at 10:51:32 PM
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What can I say... it was wonderful but sadly it's over.

Back to the trenches.

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mrface   08-25-2007 at 10:59:09 PM
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welcome back

------------------------------ "For years my dad struggled with alcoholism, I have perfected it."
"Lonely once the drugs are gone, I feel like..."
Roll Tide!

 

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