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An album title like this?

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I guess it beats faggit animae.

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Reply to KingLoftusXII

...*applause*...

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Don't encourage him...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

RobD wasn't actually trying to applause, he's just 'special'.....

Reply to WingDing

Errr... ummmm......

...*waits for special bus*...

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Like that time you won the disco dancing competition. You only got up to get a packet of crisps [/old but good]

Reply to WingDing

I was still jealous of the kid who had spinabifida winning the limbo comp. [/shocking]

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

KingLoftusXII wrote :

I guess it beats faggit animae.

 


Uh, yeah.....

BTW, it helps when you insult someone to actually SPELL THE INSULT CORRECTLY.

Idgit.

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
Reply to Ninjahedge

When he needed to leave he just slipped under the door [/uncharacteristically distasteful]

Reply to WingDing

Ninjahedge wrote :

Uh, yeah.....

BTW, it helps when you insult someone to actually SPELL THE INSULT CORRECTLY.

Idgit.



Keep re-reading it until you get the joke, moron.

*decides not to wait and walks away*

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

Reply to KingLoftusXII

*walks off after King*

I know a decent bar that way...

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Reply to mugz

...*joins the royal procession*...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

...*sits at bar, awaiting everyone's arrival*...

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Hey, with Mugz, we can order pitchers of water all night!

WOO HOO!!! Cheap night out!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

*performs many small miracles and causes bar's profits to drop*


Message edited by mugz on 08-01-2007 at 01:14:04 PM
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Reply to mugz

KingLoftusXII wrote :

Keep re-reading it until you get the joke, moron.

*decides not to wait and walks away*



The only joke I see is you, fagg0t.

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Message edited by Ninjahedge on 08-01-2007 at 04:01:31 PM
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Reply to Ninjahedge

Thicker than an army blanket.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

RobD wrote :

Thicker than an army blanket.

 

Me, or your unibrow?

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
Reply to Ninjahedge

You.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Wow, snazzy comeback.

Were you busy with your other hand or something?

Don't answer that. Just finish up and clean up after yourself.

/me leaves RD and his right hand alone.

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
Reply to Ninjahedge

It doesn't need a snazzy comeback to clarify what a first class fcukwitt you are, just the fact.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

OMG!

I am so hurt. You called me a fcukwitt.

For a person who likes to chime in on insults implying my lack of "wit" or intelligence, you do not seem to like to hold yourself to those self same standards.

As Phuk said in another thread:

[paraphrase]It's like the 4th grade[/paraphrase]

:rolleyes:

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Reply to Ninjahedge

I don't need to. You do all the work for me with your tenuously-linked comments, which result in such derision. I'm merely summising the reason behind such widespread ridicule. Namely, you're an arse.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

/me ignores petulant whining of gradeschool flunkee.

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
Reply to Ninjahedge

Crushed. Not.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Ninj, I ask in all seriousness. Are you a twelve year old girl? All the signs are there and I'd hate to be swearing at and treating you like an adult if this is genuinely the case.

Reply to Tom_Smart

When was the last time you heard a gradeschooler use the word "petulant".

Hell, when ws the last time you heard the word "petulant"? ;)


I don't mind the insults guys. You seem to like dishing it. I am just asking for a bit more creativity. Some puns maybe, hell even pop culture references.

But most of these back-and-forth things seem to just degrade into "U are st00pid!!!" and have Mugz, Llama and Wingding come in and puree/llamatize/screw whatever is left (not necessarily in that order).

So whatever. Take it for what you will.

On a sub-sub forum of a techie website just about anything that is said here will amount to a very small hill of pre-digested beans anyway.

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
Reply to Ninjahedge

But you haven't made yourself worth the creativity...

You asked Rob a question with two options, he picked one. Your response?
"Wow, snazzy comeback.

Were you busy with your other hand or something?

Don't answer that. Just finish up and clean up after yourself."

***.

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

Nothing on this Earth would tempt me to have any kind of phyisical contact with you, Ninj.

Despite being Wingdinged on a pretty regular basis, there are still something things that are too degrading to contemplate. That is one of them.

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Reply to llama_man

JustPlainJef wrote :

But you haven't made yourself worth the creativity...

 

You asked Rob a question with two options, he picked one. Your response?
"Wow, snazzy comeback.

 

Were you busy with your other hand or something?

 

Don't answer that. Just finish up and clean up after yourself."

 

***.

 


Yes I have. I made a sarcastic rhetorical question, to which he answered the "duh" answer.

One little word. To wit, my respoonse implied that he was so busy doing something with his other hand (a commonality in many threads posted here by other posters) to write more than the idiotic answer to a qustion that need not be answered.

And now you are resorting to "uh, let me rehash the same 'you aint worth it' bs and quote you w/o using the [ quote ] tags because I am too stupid to use the BBS correctly".

Really man.

AMAZING how much effort you put into producing absolutely nothing. Your parents must be proud. Time to move out of the basement!!

:D

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
Reply to Ninjahedge

llama_man wrote :

Nothing on this Earth would tempt me to have any kind of phyisical contact with you, Ninj.

 

Despite being Wingdinged on a pretty regular basis, there are still something things that are too degrading to contemplate. That is one of them.

 


You're too kind.

BTW, I never offered any physical contact with you. Even roadkill like myself has standards.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

For it to have been a sarcastic comment, you would need to have seen a picture of me to ascertain whether or not there was even the first semblance of a "unibrow". As you haven't, any trace of sarcasm is lost, as your audience (i.e the rest of the Other) has no idea whether this is true or not. Your little riposte becomes just another disconcertingly vague attempt at humour.

Seriously, stop trying to rile people and you'll get on a whole lot better in here.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

So let me get this strait. Calling someone stupid is allowed. Saying you are going to bend them over and F them up the A is allowed.

But saying you have a Unibrow is not?

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Where did I say it wasn't allowed? I stated that as an attempt at sarcasm, it doesn't work. Find where I said it wasn't allowed, please.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Rob, you know you implied it. You are saying, in no uncertain terms, that you do not like being slammed by anything without enormous b00bs.

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
Reply to Ninjahedge

RobD wrote :

For it to have been a sarcastic comment, you would need to have seen a picture of me to ascertain whether or not there was even the first semblance of a "unibrow". As you haven't, any trace of sarcasm is lost, as your audience (i.e the rest of the Other) has no idea whether this is true or not. Your little riposte becomes just another disconcertingly vague attempt at humour.

 

Seriously, stop trying to rile people and you'll get on a whole lot better in here.


Erm, I seem to remember a pic entitled 'Tis I RobD'.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Ninjahedge wrote :

Rob, you know you implied it. You are saying, in no uncertain terms, that you do not like being slammed by anything without enormous b00bs.


And at the same time, your behavior constantly screams out that you simply don't like anything with boobs.

:lol:

Reply to Auburn9698

Well, in another thread....Ninja DID admit that he likes gaythumpers.com.....

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Reply to Groveling_Wyrm

Tom_Smart wrote :

Erm, I seem to remember a pic entitled 'Tis I RobD'.



True, true, but it's no longer there, and as I was standing in shade and had a baseball cap on, there's no way any of you fcukers would have known anyway. :D

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Look, you're a Brummie, a species closely related to modern humans and characterised by such features as stooped posture, knuckle dragging and unibrows. What's not to know?

Reply to Tom_Smart

Damn, busted.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

...*maintains diplomatic silence*...

..*sniggers*... :)

Reply to WingDing

What the fcuk is the world coming to when I'm being mocked by a Scouser and an Irishman?!

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

You're lucky we tolerate your kind at all. Liverpool has long been the capital of Ireland anyway.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Well, let's all rejoice. At least we aren't Welsh.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

A species more closely related to Sheep than humans at any stage of development. Or creation, depending on how retarded you are.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Ninjahedge wrote :

And now you are resorting to "uh, let me rehash the same 'you aint worth it' bs and quote you w/o using the [ quote ] tags because I am too stupid to use the BBS correctly".


I did include quotation marks, which are used in the English language to, among other things, block off a quotation from someone else.

Ninjahedge wrote :

One little word. To wit, my respoonse implied that he was so busy doing something with his other hand (a commonality in many threads posted here by other posters) to write more than the idiotic answer to a qustion that need not be answered.


Ninjahedge wrote :

So let me get this strait. Calling someone stupid is allowed. Saying you are going to bend them over and F them up the A is allowed?


Try mastering the English language before you go bragging about your BBS skilz. Quoting other's isn't as easy as it was on the other boards, so I chose not to. My initial idea was to quote the whole conversation, which would have been a pain in the arse, so I didn't. Then, I put just the one quote in, and couldn't be arsed to go quote it properly.

Now please, stop making a complete twat of yourself. We joke around with each other and insult each other. EVERY one of your posts have been critical of others. It's not funny, and it's not welcome.

Shape up or ship out.

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

***watches Jef bang head on wall***
Why bother trying to reason with a twat?

Reply to Tom_Smart

Ninjahedge wrote :

So let me get this strait. Calling someone stupid is allowed.



It's allowed when it's true. In your case it clearly is true, as you seem quite happy to demonstrate on a depressingly regular basis, you illiterate numpty.

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