No sir I don't like it one bit!!
Try drinking. It helps. So far, with everything.
ABL!!!! Welcome back to HELL!!!! Good to see yer alive!
lulz ownt
WTF is with the 'lulz' all of a sudden?
Hey there, welcome back.
I wouldn't mind the new look as much if they implemented a better reply system so we can tell who is ripping on replying to whom.
Well, that's the french for you..... They think it's a fine friggen forum....... [shrug]
Coming from a country that thinks frog legs and snails are fine foods...
I've had some recent good experience with frogs legs and the rest of the bitch too!
Yeah.. but I bet they both had hairy armpits.
No, and anyway, like you're that fussy.
Never could stand hairy pits. Even I have not crossed that boundary of taste. Now a fat minger with a ginger merkin I can handle.
That's just wrong. I can assure you there is nothing more foul than a minge like a rusty Brillo.
Especially if it's been dead for 6 months.
Dead or alive, ginger is ginger and has no place in civilised society. That is why the Manc encounters so many of them.
Ginger and Manc. Surely such a horror could not exist?
For a second there I thought I'd Simply Red that wrong.
...*weak cymbal crash*...
Mick Hucknall. The man who looks like he's had his hair cut through a letterbox.
I'd like to give it a trim with a shotgun.
A shotgun would improve that hairstyle quite nicely.
*Puts slightly-used Flowbie out for bids on ebay.*
I'd like to take a crap in a plastic cup and dump it on this new forum. Did the first half of that at the fish camp last weekend. Shoulda kept it. Threw it in the fire, though. Oh well.
You're a classy guy.
This coming from Wingy....
It takes class to recognise class... *gags*...
Of course. Just ask people like Gary Glitter and Chris Langham (he was just doing research, you know...)
I'm still on the waiting list for Pete Townsend's book about the subject [/naive]
And Barrymore was only having some friends around for cocktails.....[/clueless]
...and a quick dip in his pool to cool off [/believes anything]
John Major and Edwina Currie never bumped uglies [/born yesterday]
...*hurls violently*....
John Prescott was totally faithful to his wife. [/dream world]
Oh Jesus....
...*sits down comfortably and pukes miserably and solidly for several hours*...
Michael Portillo is totally straight [/waits for special bus]
I had nothing to do with this.
...*collapses*...
Heck, next you'll be telling me Peter Mandelson nails Miss World on a regular basis [/hallucinogenic]
I can also confirm that he expresses no interest in sucking on massive throbbing erections [/gormless tit]
And that he is an honest man, and would never consider commiting fraud [/is a dumb animal]
Cherie Blair is sexually attractive and never associates with dodgy characters [/dazed expression]
Ian Duncan Smith was a roaring success as Tory party leader [/full of it]
William Hague did not sound like a muppet [/nappy contents]
Michael Howard didn't look like Count Dracula [/empties bowels]
Michael Heseltine bore no resemblence to Tarzan [/cow dumplings]
Jeffrey Archer is an excellent author [/slurry farm]
David Cameron does not look like a fresh-faced upper class twit schoolboy [/moist manure]
In fact, David Cameron doesn't act like a conceited, pompous, self-righteous cnut at all [/muck spreader]
He genuinely cares about the environment and does not engage in any acts of hypocrisy [/bends over to talk]
Shut up![/kicks both you in the head to get it to stop]
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.[/impeached]
The Chicago Cubs are a really good baseball team [/no stopping me Jef]
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