BaronMatrix

After browsing these forums for over a year now and singing up recently. WHO THE HELL IS BARONMATRIX? lol

I see his name posted everywhere and it seems he is a bit of hardwork and that no-one likes him.

He seems so (in)famous yet ive only just seen a post of his today(sum K10 benchmarks haha)

anyone wanna fill me in?

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I'd like to fill you in alright....

...*pummels the living shite out of perham3d*...

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shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
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Reply to RobD

I'd like to fill you in, but in my own unique way.

Now read the stickies and stop fingering your sister.

Reply to WingDing

tbh. i posted this then read the noob warning sticky and thought 'o god wat have i dun'

i might as well never log in ever again.

am i now hated as much as him :S

Nah, you're not hated at all... yet...

This is the Other. We have simple rules, I understand you've already familiarised yourself with the basics, and your reaction is quite... positive.

As for Baronmatrix... well, that's the number one reason I usually don't go into the CPU forums - limited patience where it comes to outright stupidity, you know, and I really don't suffer fools gladly.

Talking about one thing and another...

*knocks perham3d into a coma using a large generic blunt implement*

*stuffs the comatose perham3d into a llama suit*

*arranges llama suit into a suitably salacious pose* [/welcome to the Other]

*sets up HD cameras and lawn chairs*

Okay, who's got the cooler?

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Reply to mugz

...*a rampant Wingding enters*...

Reply to WingDing

well...lets just put those posts of mine behind me and onwards to other things.

i want that llama suit so bad.

*places hand over eyes and grimaces sympathetically*

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Reply to mugz

at least it was sympathetically

Wait until Wingy unfurls all 15 metres of his manhood before ramming it up your jacksie. You'll need sympathy then.

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Reply to RobD

He'll need more than sympathy.....

Reply to WingDing

can i put a bit of spit on it first? please?

No. It'll wet the coarse sandpaper condom.

Reply to WingDing

RobD wrote :

Wait until Wingy unfurls all 15 metres of his manhood before ramming it up your jacksie. You'll need sympathy then.

Look in the dictionary....you'll find sympathy sqeezed between sh!t and syhpalis......which is exactly where perham3d is going to find himself before wingding is finished having his way.

Message edited by turpit on 08-09-2007 at 05:32:23 AM

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Reply to turpit

fcuk off and die you dumb fcuk.

btw,

Die Newbie, DIE!!!

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Reply to mrface

you know what.**** the lot of you. i just asked a question ffs.

i thought toms was good and friendly but im obviously mistaken.

you lot are obviously fuckers who have nufin better to do than moan at 'noobs'(with the exception of mugz, he is alrite )

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I'll love you if you want.....

Reply to WingDing

And another thing, learn to fucking spell.

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I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

perham3d wrote :

you know what.**** the lot of you. i just asked a question ffs.

i thought toms was good and friendly but im obviously mistaken.

you lot are obviously fuckers who have nufin better to do than moan at 'noobs'(with the exception of mugz, he is alrite )

Hey, I'm a nice polite guy. So please fcuk off.

Reply to Tom_Smart

If you read the stickies asswipe, you would know to expect this, and eventually it will all go away.

...*plops down with cooler next to Mugz*...

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Reply to JustPlainJef

*offers Jef a beer*

I'm the one who doesn't pick sides except his own.

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Reply to mugz

..*comes to party late but rips off stinky fart anyway*..

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Reply to _WW_

*puts on gas mask*

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Reply to mugz

JustPlainJef wrote :

If you read the stickies asswipe, you would know to expect this, and eventually it will all go away.

...*plops down with cooler next to Mugz*...

alrite alrite fair point. but i guess im never gonna find the answer to my question tho am i?

Short answer to your question..

He's the Toms AMD advocate / evangelist who has a bit of a reputation for putting everything AMD in a golden light. Despite test results to the contrary he will always (and I mean ALWAYS) tell you that AMD has the fastest, cheapest, sexiest etc etc.

Generally speaking that man has gotten up more peoples backs than Bill Gates has dollars. Fan Boy extreme and most probably an AMD stock holder and the reason many of us no longer bother with the HW sections.

[/Uncharacteristic Generosity towards noob]

Reply to audiovoodoo

[/flabbergasted by the uncharacteristic generosity, wonders if AV is in need of an exploritory session on wingdings couch]

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Reply to turpit

*knocks monkey out of tree with flung poo*

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Reply to KingLoftusXII

*has fallen monkey tranquilised and installed in a high-security padded room for observation*

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Reply to mugz

** Rocks backwards and forwards in high fashion bondage jacket **

Reply to audiovoodoo

That high fashion jacket, it's an anorak on backwards isn't it? Matches your sock sandal combo perfectly though.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Hey.. I might be bad but I ain't no KingL..

Reply to audiovoodoo

Shorter answer to your question.
He's a dick.

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Reply to _WW_

*cries*

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Reply to KingLoftusXII

** Offers consolatory gift of leather elbow patches **

Reply to audiovoodoo

*takes one patch and covers an eye*

*searches for "booty"*

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Reply to KingLoftusXII

well. at least ive got an answer now and if i ever see a post by him ill just hack thg, get his ip and use it to locate his address magically using my iguana sperma ball of ip2address magic and kneecap him

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perham3d wrote :

well. at least ive got an answer now and if i ever see a post by him ill just hack thg, get his ip and use it to locate his address magically using my iguana sperma ball of ip2address magic and kneecap him

wow lame....

hacker, you are not...

:kaola:

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Reply to mrface

perham3d wrote :

well. at least ive got an answer now and if i ever see a post by him ill just hack thg, get his ip and use it to locate his address magically using my iguana sperma ball of ip2address magic and kneecap him

No you won't. :heink:

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Reply to Jake_Barnes

It would be far easier to set up a fake site with 'insider AMD info' and then send him a PM with the link to it and wait till he hits the site. [/Social engineering]

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Reply to audiovoodoo

audiovoodoo wrote :

It would be far easier to set up a fake site with 'insider AMD info' and then send him a PM with the link to it and wait till he hits the site. [/Social engineering]

+5 portable enticement snare device

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Reply to turpit

that dus seem much easier tbh. and ure right phukface, i wudnt no the first place to start when hacking

o its all on now. im gonna be barons downfall

hmmm, i wonder if he has read this thread, if he has i dont think he has the balls(or labia((sp?)) to reply

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Don't feed the Trolls..

Reply to audiovoodoo

Aaah jeez... the n00b is even posting in the Other with his rig stats in his sig...

Does no-one read the stickies?

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Reply to llama_man

Like a certain resident pervert did when he first started down here?

And you get a -5 Redundant thrown in for that second line.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Aww, I was angling for a Wingy Bastage

And I had meant to include a wink after my second line.

Message edited by llama_man on 08-13-2007 at 08:10:57 PM

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Reply to llama_man

-5 Attention to detail bonus

Reply to audiovoodoo

Are you giving him yours?

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Reply to Ninjahedge

I passed mine back to the pervert with considerable glee. Although I'm sure I'll get a Llama suiting for it at some point.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Sorry, you'll have to come back later, I'm running low on llama suits.

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Reply to mugz

I am already wearing something like 5.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Focus On

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