Why Mommy is a Democrat

Are you serious? This is on THG?

I have ads blocked (hosts file) - so I don't ever see these - but I assume you are serious ... this sucks!

I like that ad.

I have a blackberry curve ad at the top a a Tandberg ad at the bottom.

I think Google picks up on your surfing habits and provides you with what you commonly look for.

Turpit.... how's the wife search going?

Im just waiting for wingy's wife to drain him dry, then Im gonna jump in there.

He wants you, not her.

Let's see, there's Oprah, then.... Turpit I guess.


I know Oprah's big, but I don't think she makes a queue all by herself.

I was wondering what happened to those guys...

You see, Jef, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion

No, but Ive heard they're very uncomfortable

Classic...

what makes you think Im decent looking?

I don't. I was looking for entertainment from you banging fat chicks. A little positive reinforcement and you can get people to do things.

I was out one night and this guy kept looking over at a group of girls. I told him to go talk to them.. but he wanted an ice breaker. I told him that they were out to have someone talk to them. Buy one of them a drink.. He orders up a shot, walks over, does a shot with one of the girls, comes back.
I ask, "What's her name?"
"I didn't ask. I did the shot and left. I was supposed to get her name?"

I don't give a sh*t about others. I'm out to entertain myself at others expenses.

That wouldn't be as entertaining. Later on he went back over with another shot and got her name. Then returned to tell me her name.

I told him to give up because it would be getting really expensive if he bought her a shot every time he asked her a question.

Not sure if you've noticed but in a lot of replies lately, I've actually left out complete words and had plenty of typos.

I haven't felt like fixing it or using the backspace key too often. Plus the last 2-3 days I've been really tired all day. Maybe too much sleep.

It does require 'more' effort to read.. but how much more is a joke. Its the readability of the page that turns me away from it.

You shoulda' seen the piece protesters at the college yesterday. Not a fat one in the bunch. A few fatties though. Nearly 90min late home from work...

Try a Democrat. Republicans tend to dead lays. (senses Wingy's roving eyes)

Piece of what? [/pointless pedantry]

Make your mind up. [/further pointlessness]

My bro is a WoW addict. He's heavy on the drugs and he has the crazy eye thing going.

I found out last night how much he really hates me. About 20 minutes of my dad telling me how my brother freaks out when my name is mentioned to him.

Ah, sucks to be him.

Nah.. he was the straight A student up until he got bored with high school and dropped out his Sophomore year.

Now he's so screwed up on drugs that no one wants to be around him.. he's had everything handed to him.

Our friend's dad offered to pay for his full college education if he would just go.

To this day he still does not have a driver's license. He's bought his 3rd car already though.. then turns around and sells it for about 1/10th of what he paid for it a month earlier.

I let him live with me for 11 days.. 11 days he played BF2 on my computer, smoked cigarettes, drank vitamin water, ate my food, watched TV and slept on my couch.
Everyday he walked past at least 10 places that he could get a job at easily. A Wal-Mart, a couple fast food places, auto dealerships, small shops like Radio Shack, etc.

I offered to buy him anything he needed in order to get started.. clothes, etc. In turn after he got started he would pay me $200 a month for rent and chip in some for food. The rest he would save and buy his own clothes, etc.

11 days of doing nothing, I kicked his *** out. I told him I get 2 weeks of vacation a year.. 10 days really. He spent that much time doing nothing and I'm not going to deal with it. I put his *** out on the street and walked away.

Ever since then he's pissed that I still hang out with the guys.. He keeps trying to tell everyone I get sh*t faced every day of the week and that he had to wake me up every morning to go to work. Been working full time for the last 6 years and getting up at the same time every year since then.. apparently I don't have a problem getting up as I'm still employed.

He lost his last job for cleaning weed on the pizza table.

He's the loser everyone talks about.. yet to him he thinks he's better than everyone else.

I offered him what I had and all he had to do was get a job.. any job, and he wouldn't. Fcuk him. He's my bro but I decided long ago to cut anchors and get away.

He smoked way too much pot, still does.. used X heavily.

One of our very well off friends for a while was supplying him money.. but then finally cut him off after trying for 8 months to get him better by letting him live at his place in Manhatten.

He still smokes weed and I'm certain something he was doing was laced and screwed him up. He swears he sees ghosts almost nightly and they're out to kill him. He's always talking about that.. He won't sleep during the night.. he'll stay up, sleep all day.

He's a lost cause and even if he did get his life together today, it'd take him 10 years to undo what he's already done if he lived without problems.

I don't have time for people like that, even if its my own brother. Fcuk'em. There are other people out there who are trying and failing... my brother doesn't even try and I won't help him nor deal with him. He's on his own.

I'm an ******* and I'm well aware of it.

As I say, friendship is stronger than blood.

Just because he's blood doesn't mean I'm going to bleed for him. I'd bleed for a friend first.

If blood is the only bond.. eh.. Friendship.. that's from scratch and choice.

I bleed strangers [/sadist]

I make others bleed. [/stabbing you in the back right now]

yet friendship formed with the bond of blood makes a pretty strong relationship as well. take my brother and I. nothing could tear us apart. but im sure we have a different kind of relationship than yours man. its just sad that your bond with your brother fell through.

but i can see your point of view, so dont think im just typing to criticize you.