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Riser   10-24-2007 at 08:04:33 PM

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Who's a cheeky monkey?

Kenyan officials are not sure how to handle a troop of rude monkeys that's been making lewd gestures at women, London's Daily Telegraph reports.

"Can the [tourism] minister deploy game rangers ... to deal with the monkey menace?" pleaded local representative Paul Muite in Kenya's national parliament last month, to accompanying laughter. "These creatures have clearly shown that they have no respect for women."

Gichuki Kabukuru of the Kenya Wildlife Service told the Telegraph that monkeys and baboons commonly harass women, gesturing at them and touching their own private parts.

"Even in our camps," he explained, "when men are out on patrol and the monkeys see women and children, they will become very naughty and make lewd signs at them."

Residents of the Kabete region south of the capital, Nairobi, say women harvesting crops have taken to dressing as men to avoid being bothered by the perverted primates.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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audiovoodoo   10-24-2007 at 08:40:33 PM
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So I behave like you do on a Friday night after you've had your half of fizzy pop.. What's the big deal?

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Riser   10-24-2007 at 08:44:56 PM
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I get laid; you don't. :)

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exit2dos   10-24-2007 at 08:52:41 PM
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I'd be a little more careful, Riser - You don't want AV getting his family after you:

  
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A senior Indian official died after being attacked by a flock of wild monkeys and then falling from a balcony at his home Sunday.

New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa did not survive the fatal injuries when he fell to a gang of Rhesus macaques and died while being treated at a hospital.



Message edited by exit2dos on 10-24-2007 at 08:59:02 PM
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Anoobis   10-24-2007 at 09:07:43 PM
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Riser wrote :

I get laid; you don't. :)


Your post history says otherwise.

------------------------------ I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"[/Chris Knight]
You know what ole Jack Burton says at a time like this? Ole Jack says...what the hell[/Jack Burton]

This forum format sucks. Bring back the old one.
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Riser   10-24-2007 at 09:18:25 PM
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Yeah? Do you believe everything you read?:)

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------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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audiovoodoo   10-24-2007 at 09:26:03 PM
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We treat most things with more suspicion that you do the content of most news sources you quote..

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audiovoodoo   10-24-2007 at 09:28:43 PM
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What can I say.. The bastards shut down grab a granny night so now I'm having to work for it....

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exit2dos   10-24-2007 at 09:28:57 PM
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Riser puts the laid in plaid.

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Riser   10-24-2007 at 09:47:20 PM
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+5 I make no fcuking sense points to you e2d.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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exit2dos   10-24-2007 at 09:52:00 PM
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*Beams with pride.*

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JustPlainJef   10-24-2007 at 10:47:27 PM
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...*Beams him up*...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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audiovoodoo   10-24-2007 at 10:58:43 PM
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Isn't that something you normally do to Riser when he's in his leather chaps?

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Anoobis   10-24-2007 at 11:20:43 PM
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Riser wrote :

Yeah? Do you believe everything you read?:)


Only if it supports my agenda.[/Riser]

------------------------------ I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"[/Chris Knight]
You know what ole Jack Burton says at a time like this? Ole Jack says...what the hell[/Jack Burton]

This forum format sucks. Bring back the old one.
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mugz   10-25-2007 at 10:08:12 AM
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I nominate riser as the 'Forum Politician'.

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JustPlainJef   10-25-2007 at 01:20:25 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

Isn't that something you normally do to Riser when he's in his leather chaps?


No. No. No.

No.

No.

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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Riser   10-25-2007 at 02:39:15 PM
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F F F F U U C C C C Y Y O O O U U
F U U C Y Y O O U U
F F F U U C Y O O U U
F U U C Y O O U U
F UUUU CCCCC Y O O O UU

Yeah. It's early and I had the time.

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------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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mugz   10-25-2007 at 03:05:35 PM
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Eff... You... See... Squiggle made up of whys... deformed oh... what's that thing on the end?

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Toledovirgin   10-25-2007 at 03:15:13 PM
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Me!!

Oh you didn't mean on the end of Riser's...

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Riser   10-25-2007 at 03:23:41 PM
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I'd call you all perverts but that'd be an understatment.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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Toledovirgin   10-25-2007 at 03:34:32 PM
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That's why you love us darling mwah

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Toledovirgin   10-25-2007 at 06:50:57 PM
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you're just jealous

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audiovoodoo   10-25-2007 at 07:07:35 PM
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He's just in need of bum sex.

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Riser   10-25-2007 at 07:17:43 PM
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After you're done with the bum, you can drop her off anywhere you want.

/unrelated.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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JustPlainJef   10-25-2007 at 07:23:28 PM
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Riser wrote :

F F F F U U C C C C Y Y O O O U U
F U U C Y Y O O U U
F F F U U C Y O O U U
F U U C Y O O U U
F UUUU CCCCC Y O O O UU

Yeah. It's early and I had the time and can't spell.


I don't think the forum nazi robots would have picked up on that one.

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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audiovoodoo   10-25-2007 at 07:23:59 PM
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Back down the docks [/Return to Tom]

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