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Toledovirgin   10-26-2007 at 02:14:36 PM

This is the story of how the Wingding met up with Mrs Phillips before she became old, infact before she even became Mrs Phillips.

I all started one blustery afternoon when a young not yet Mrs Phillips was deep in conversation with Riser on a forum more tame than Other when all of a sudden, at a crucial point in the conversation the pms stopped arriving. After complaining to a mutual friend, who also knows Scammy, and Tom, and Riser, and a few others here in Other, she was informed of Other and how to go about getting here to spy on Riser to see if he really was busy or just ignoring her. To her utter dismay she finds that the latter is true and consoles herself by reading the Old Mrs Phillips stories in the sticky provided.

It was like looking into the future and seeing all of the wicked things that the Wingding would do to her when she became Mrs Phillips. She became rather turned on by the inevitable rogering she would be recieving from the lunatic pervert in years to cum, so decided to make her move and get acquainted with the sick and twisted Wingy.

At first Other thought the not yet Mrs Phillips was an alias of the 'Scouser, much to her delight, and the 'Scouser's annoyance as he knew who this intruder in the Other was. The not yet Mrs Phillips was pulling herself off as TV in other, and was beginning to get frustrated that she wasn't being heralded as a n00b and so didn't immediately earn her grubs. It took a fair amount of begging so as to be awarded this most prestigeous of awards, but by that point it didn't seem as though she was as much of a n00b anymore. As of today she has not yet managed to earn the honour of a bastage, but she lives on in hope.

To keep up the ruse, TV wandered the forum stalking the Riser and declaring her undying love for him at every turn, while infact the Riser was only a tool to use to get closer to the Wingding so that the perverted intimacy between them could begin.

After one night of openly sharing their love juices all over the forum the stage was set for the two perverts to enter into the history threads of the Other and fill in the gaps that lead to the Old Mrs Phillip's stories in the sticky...

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llama_man   10-26-2007 at 02:51:54 PM
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Awful. Boring plot, clunky sentence construction and littered with spelling errors.

Still better than Harry Potter though, so keep trying. ;)

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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riser   10-26-2007 at 02:54:31 PM
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Uh.. Don't tase me, bro?

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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Toledovirgin   10-26-2007 at 03:22:52 PM
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I don't care about spelling, I'm waiting for the Wingding to get his arse into gear and start his part before I carry on

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riser   10-26-2007 at 03:48:46 PM
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Hate to break it to you.. but yours didn't make much sense. :)

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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Toledovirgin   10-26-2007 at 03:57:24 PM
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that's because the other party hasn't cum along to fill in the gaps yet, bloody Wingy and his timing, almost as bad as those boils

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RCPilot   10-26-2007 at 11:49:47 PM
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Riser wasn't even though of when Wingy showed up..... No, not even close to the forum archive..... [shrug]

Try again?????

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Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with Bull S-it!!!!!
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Toledovirgin   10-27-2007 at 12:31:15 AM
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Christ the Corrs has fcuked your brains if you had any in the first place, oh bugger I take it they were in your legs and have been diminished by their emaciation, I didn't understand a word you fcuking said

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RCPilot   10-27-2007 at 01:01:16 AM
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It's Coors BTW....

Quote :

I all started one blustery afternoon when a young not yet Mrs Phillips was deep in conversation with Riser



First paragraph lacks understanding of the forum..... Mrs. Phillips was around a hell of a lot longer than riser!!!!! Point1.... Now if you want me to go further, I can....

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Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with Bull S-it!!!!!
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_WW_   10-27-2007 at 01:34:29 AM
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..*fart*..

------------------------------ These forumz screwed up my sig...
+42 not give a shyte points...
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mrface   10-27-2007 at 02:23:39 AM
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hahaha, pwned by the ole man.

------------------------------ "For years my dad struggled with alcoholism, I have perfected it."
"Lonely once the drugs are gone, I feel like..."
Roll Tide!

 

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Toledovirgin   10-27-2007 at 04:10:21 AM
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RCPilot wrote :

It's Coors BTW....

Quote :

I all started one blustery afternoon when a young not yet Mrs Phillips was deep in conversation with Riser



First paragraph lacks understanding of the forum..... Mrs. Phillips was around a hell of a lot longer than riser!!!!! Point1.... Now if you want me to go further, I can....




Sweetie you didn't read what I first said did you? never mind with your legs and Coors consumption I can't really be nasty enough to demean you, in this country it's called disability discrimination. beut, they didn't mention Coors...

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mugz   10-27-2007 at 10:58:49 AM
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This could go on for days.

*starts filling the Other with random scraps of paper while trying to work out a valid numerical value for the variable 'infinity'*

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mrface   10-27-2007 at 12:41:25 PM
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lulz

------------------------------ "For years my dad struggled with alcoholism, I have perfected it."
"Lonely once the drugs are gone, I feel like..."
Roll Tide!

 

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Toledovirgin   10-28-2007 at 12:56:15 AM
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plus or minus infinity? And it doesn't really matter as it doesn't exist

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JustPlainJef   10-29-2007 at 12:58:16 PM
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Space is infinite, as are the holes between your legs...

And while the first part of the story could have gone better, I'm hoping that Wingy will get his arse in gear. Maybe TV riding him is just what the old fart needs. Lord knows he won't get it from his wife...


@WW - tried to fart and crapped your pants?

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------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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_WW_   10-29-2007 at 01:11:14 PM
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I deign not to fart in this thread.

------------------------------ These forumz screwed up my sig...
+42 not give a shyte points...
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llama_man   10-29-2007 at 01:30:20 PM
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JustPlainJef wrote :

Space is infinite, as is the hole between your ears...


Fixed.


Message edited by llama_man on 10-29-2007 at 01:31:20 PM
------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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Toledovirgin   10-29-2007 at 01:45:22 PM
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Lama!! When was it we met again??

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llama_man   10-29-2007 at 01:50:13 PM
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We met? Don't remember that... Are you sure it wasn't one of my cousins in a zoo?

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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Toledovirgin   10-29-2007 at 01:55:29 PM
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Nah it think it was the time I was at the Llama farm by Llanrwst after I had one of your sisters slaughtered for my tea *remembers Llama blood fantasy, has pustulated frigging session*


Message edited by Toledovirgin on 10-29-2007 at 01:56:02 PM
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llama_man   10-29-2007 at 02:00:15 PM
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Good for you. One less sibling for me to split the inheritance with [/cold]

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Toledovirgin   10-29-2007 at 02:04:52 PM
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Shame you can't share the inheritance tax out any more though [/Gordon Brown]

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llama_man   10-29-2007 at 02:09:24 PM
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Meh. Paying inheritence tax is largely optional... [/tax planning]


Message edited by llama_man on 10-29-2007 at 02:09:57 PM
------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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Toledovirgin   10-29-2007 at 02:11:25 PM
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Good to know someone listens to Tom

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llama_man   10-29-2007 at 02:29:50 PM
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I was thinking more along the lines of tax avoidance (legal) rather than evasion (scouse). One of the benefits of working as a tax professional.

Ok, the only benefit of working as a tax professional.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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riser   10-29-2007 at 02:53:29 PM
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Just top yourself already - no one needs you. /Tomsmart

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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Tom_Smart   10-29-2007 at 03:13:32 PM
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With tax evasion you avoid paying a bean counter.

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Toledovirgin   10-29-2007 at 05:40:08 PM
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Actually I am a bean counter of a sorts, a bean flicking counter that is

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llama_man   10-29-2007 at 06:46:58 PM
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@Tom

But you risk needing a lawyer, and they're a lot more expensive.

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Toledovirgin   10-29-2007 at 06:49:16 PM
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hehehehehehehehehehehehe

*laughs at the Llama's naivety while chasing him for some more blood*

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llama_man   10-29-2007 at 06:51:07 PM
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Didn't AV give you enough bodily fluids already this weekend?

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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Toledovirgin   10-29-2007 at 06:52:06 PM
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None of them was blood from your body

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llama_man   10-29-2007 at 06:55:34 PM
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And how is that better than AV's love custard?

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Tom_Smart   10-29-2007 at 07:02:48 PM
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@Llama

Having a lawyer handy is a necessity anyway. I'd like to see a bean counter rubbish CCTV evidence, humiliate alleged victims and make a case a decent case for malicious prosecution. A decent brief is worth their weight in diamonds.

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llama_man   10-29-2007 at 07:10:29 PM
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That's true. But not all of us are lucky enough to have a lawyer with a personal grudge against the filth.

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Tom_Smart   10-29-2007 at 07:17:55 PM
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What profession, apart from prosecution lawyers, goes around trying their best to remove their revenue stream from the streets? What kind of a fcuked up business model is that?

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riser   10-29-2007 at 07:44:42 PM
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They're just clearing the way for more to come along.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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Tom_Smart   10-29-2007 at 07:50:15 PM
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I see, remove the pros and the apprentices will spend more time in court. Sneaky, I like it.

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riser   10-29-2007 at 09:12:58 PM
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One guy gets too good.. get him off the streets and it could take 10 to replace him.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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Tom_Smart   10-29-2007 at 10:07:10 PM
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Amateurs lack fineness.

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llama_man   10-30-2007 at 01:29:57 PM
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Or finesse...

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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Tom_Smart   10-30-2007 at 01:42:18 PM
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Whoops, not a typo that one, simply carelessnesses.

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Toledovirgin   10-30-2007 at 02:13:59 PM
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or a Freudian slip perhaps?


Message edited by Toledovirgin on 10-30-2007 at 02:14:08 PM
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JustPlainJef   10-30-2007 at 06:56:05 PM
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Thinking about Wingy's wife's slip? Or lack there of...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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