The Bestpageintheuniverse is baaack.

After a loooong hiatus:

http://www.thebestpageintheunivers [...] ?u=fashion

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I like that page , hang on I'm a woman with low self esteem, so glad I don't go for fashion, I might have been offended

There is a reason it is blocked from work.

It might harm your sensitivities with its naughty words OR it might shock you by its lack of advertisements and popups. (It does not even have Intellitext like some other UBER-fantasmigorical websites!!!! )

You hear that a lot, don't ya Jeff?

Jef, there's a smiley. It's "humourous"

It's just a poor attempt at trying to disguise a malicious comment.

Is this another one of your "humourous" posts? Double standards it seems....

Don't like your own reflection, eh?

1. This you cannot possibly tell by the posts on the forum, rather too personal

2. I think you are being a little pessimistic in the way you are reading into it, if your posts were that worthless no one would bother replying

3. If perhaps you joined in more often it wouldn't be so easily confused with your being malicious.

4. Now that's more like it!!

There it is again. The "better than you" i was referring to earlier. Let's get one thing straight here, Arsehat. You don't know me, and you don't know how my mind works. Got that? Good.

Now, let me go a little further and tell you WHY I didn't care... (I'm going to break my keyboard if it keeps acting up like this) I never implied that all your posts are worthless. Well, I have in the past, but I did say you were getting better.
In the first post, the link states "fashion" at the end of the link. I don't care about fashion one bit. Your second link was crocs, prolly the dumbest shoes I've ever seen. Then, TV references fashion. What has made me want to look at the links? I can say 100% factually that I subscribe to Playboy, and I do read it for the articles. The pictures are a nice plus, but free porn is better than still pictures. I do read the magazine cover to cover EXCEPT for the fashion part. Granted, they are showing $2000 suits and $150 shirts and $200 jeans, but I still don't care.

You try to entice me with "It might harm your sensitivities with its naughty words OR it might shock you by its lack of advertisements and popups. (It does not even have Intellitext like some other UBER-fantasmigorical websites!!!!" I say I'm still not interested. You respond with a joke, and I respond in kind - "Who's Jeff".

Then Rob kind of defends you, telling me that you were attempting humor. You have a short discussion, and you go off on him. Who the fock do you think you are, and why do you think we care?

Come out here, have some fun, give your opinions but keep the personal attacks to yourself. How the fcuk can you call it malice if I say I don't care about your post??? Malice? That's like hatred. I don't hate you. No one I know is worthy of hate. From Dictionary.com - desire to inflict injury, harm, or suffering on another, either because of a hostile impulse or out of deep-seated meanness: I have no desire to cause any of those for you. None what so ever, as I don't feel it right to cause pain to another.

So please... Lighted the fock up.

No.

(back at work)

I was saying that I was at work. I'm at home now. I'll read the link. Go look in my thread, the Christmas Party one.

I posted a site that criticizes things on a site that people criticize each other.

Go fig!

You would not happen to wear Crocks, would you?

+1 Astonished Agreement points