God, Im bored.

Its 1604 Mountain Time. Im stuck with the PM ODO. On a saturday. Im sitting in the shack. Waiting for the last 3 events to RTB. So I can pencil in their return times and their completion codes on a sheet of paper. The internet connection is too slow to be of any use. The windows dont open. And Im bored out of my fukcing mind.

Oh....wait.....here comes 702. Wooo Hooo. 30 seconds of excitement. Im saved. Thank you jebus.

Well its not as if I havent been trying. I smoke. People keep telling me smoking will kill me. I keep asking "when?" They never have an answer

yeh, like george burns

*enters smoking circle, hmm thought i was the last dinosaur around here*

smokes are better. at least you know up front all they want is to kill you and take all your money.

*lights brass*

*inhales*

*lifts left thumb off of carb*

*inhales deeper*




*exhales*


Smoking rulez.

Beer out the nose is for lame rookies. I, as a professional, would never do such a thing.

*reported*

*walks in with the bin from the office shredder*

*takes joint out of bin, lights it and passes it on*

*takes another joint out of bin, lights it and passes it on*

*takes yet another joint out of bin, lights it and passes it on*

*goes into an infinite loop with joints, lighter and bin*

...

*two hours later*

Err, does anybody have any lighter fluid?

...*provides*...

...*fills generously*...

*offers turpit a smoke and a Jippo to light it with*

Check out the filling in the doughnuts.

*enters*

*attracted by the cream filling*

*goes back to sniffing correction fluid*

Is God calling??

Yes I am calling, answer your phone dammit!

Oh, sorry, wrong number, nevermind.

Sadly, I have....many times.
I actually have a good story to go with that...but I cant share it

Why can't you share it turd?

Ive already shared the puss from the pox scars with you Jef....how much more do you want?

I cant figure a way to tell it without it being revealing of things that shant be revealed