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Hi, I have just Joined the forums

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Hi,

I'm new here so I thought this was a good place to introduce myself and say Hi to you all. It would be nice if you could all give me a nice welcome, so I can get to know you all.

Reply to thunderman
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Hello how are you and welcome. So. Tell us a little about yourself!

Reply to pike

Oh please.

Anyone buying this?

Reply to WingDing
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ThunderMan??

*giggles*

Reply to rtard

Troubles of the bottom, methinks.....

Reply to WingDing
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what if it`s true?

Reply to pike
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We should wait and see what he has to say about himself. That;s just plain fair i`d say. And we are fair people aren`t we!

Reply to pike
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Fcuking French.

Reply to riser

Well hopefully he could efficiently dispatch a pointless hippie like you [/unkind]

Reply to WingDing

What are some of you on about...I'm confused

Anyway...

I joined to offer my expertise on these forums because I would describe myself as a computer expert. You seem like a great bunch of people.

Reply to thunderman

I'm great. Especially in the sack. Ask any rancid cadaver.

Reply to WingDing

one thing you can say about us here in the community section is we are very open minded. You'd best be prepared for joining in some gangbangs involving animals as well as people or you might as well just head back up to the cpu section right now. Oh wait, you sound eager to help instead of wanting to flame and argue about pointless issues so best keep out of that section as well.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
Reply to strangestranger

What's a computer?

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

Reply to KingLoftusXII

Oi Blundertwat, fcuk right off.

Reply to Tom_Smart
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I think he's some kind of focking spy...maybe one of those double ought muthafockers!

Reply to _WW_

"I think "

Let me stop you right there, before you dig a hole you can't climb out of.

Reply to Tom_Smart
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Thunderman, you're either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid, for posting down here. This place is best described as a 'shark pit'.

*gets the llama suit ready*

------------------------------ The thought occurs that if I lived in a universe where merely knowing something will get me sucked into an alternate dimension and munched, I won't even live long enough to be cloned.
Reply to Mugz
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_WW_ wrote :

I think Tom said he's some kind of focking spy...maybe one of those double ought muthafockers!


Fixed

Reply to _WW_
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Oh, ok. But we rarely talk about cpus here. So ThunderMan tell us about yourself!

Reply to pike
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ChunderMan, my arse [/Jim Royle]

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Hello ThunderMan, welcome to the other.
Tell us something about you.

Reply to Dirty_Barry
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Yes. Do you have a wife? Sisters? Sister-in-laws? Credit cards? A tarp and shovel? A nearby vacant lot? Your address?

Just a few minor details.

Reply to riser

After you've done with him all you need to do can I have the shoes please???

Reply to Dirty_Barry
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We were going to hang them from the electrical lines like they do in the hood to remember the dead.

Reply to riser

Ok...I suppose.
At least I still have wingy...
*Fetches llama suit energetically*
Wingy, your dinners ready...

Reply to Dirty_Barry
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riser wrote :

We were going to hang them from the electrical lines like they do in the hood to remember the dead.



lol, thats not why they hang shoes in the ghetto man.

shoes in front of a house means the person sell drugs you fcukwit.

atleast thats how it was in my hood, heh.

------------------------------ "For years my dad struggled with alcoholism, I have perfected it."
Roll Tide!
Narcissism is not always a negative nuance. -MrFace
Reply to mrface

pike wrote :

Hello how are you and welcome. So. Tell us a little about yourself!


I think to save on our depleated llama suits, Pike and ThunderThighs should share a suit.

...*fetches Mugz solid gold 24" double ended dildo*...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef
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..*Swipes gold dildo to melt down and leaves FART! to throw trackers off the scent*..

Reply to _WW_

...*gags*...

Reply to WingDing
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The genius that is thunderman revealed, or is that reviled??

http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/ [...] ntel-guide

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Reply to turpit

Hi my name is blabla, " hi blabla" I'm here because I drink too much its the pucking bastages in toms that drove me that way. It started off wiff one beer and after reading more I was a full fledged alcoholic. Thanks for your time.

Hi my name is wingding, "hi wingding" I'm here because I drink too much so the story go's on.

------------------------------ WAITING FOR THE NEXT MOMENT TO STRIKE

 

Reply to gomerpile

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"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's the Lightning that does the work".

Quote from someone dead. Most are, come to think.

------------------------------ Perfect is almost good enough.
Reply to altazi

Why don't you join them?

Reply to WingDing
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Are you trying to seduce the bugger...

Reply to _WW_

Looks like my first post in the CPU forums was deleted because of other posters trying to start arguments...oh well never mind

Reply to thunderman
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Wingy, calm down, get that thing under control...

...never mind. *mysteriously vanishes*

------------------------------ The thought occurs that if I lived in a universe where merely knowing something will get me sucked into an alternate dimension and munched, I won't even live long enough to be cloned.
Reply to Mugz
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It was actually deleted because you were being a dumb troll...that and the thread had no point since it was full of disinformation and poop.

Reply to skittle

*shoots skittle*

Twice.

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

Reply to KingLoftusXII
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*stuffs bullet-riddled corpse into a llama suit*

------------------------------ The thought occurs that if I lived in a universe where merely knowing something will get me sucked into an alternate dimension and munched, I won't even live long enough to be cloned.
Reply to Mugz

i thought we were short on the llama bags?

------------------------------ -25 giving bonus points / +5 Chunder
Reply to albundy2
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It's a very second-hand one. You can tell by the stretch marks.

------------------------------ The thought occurs that if I lived in a universe where merely knowing something will get me sucked into an alternate dimension and munched, I won't even live long enough to be cloned.
Reply to Mugz

Like TV's tummy [/harsh and unjust]

Reply to WingDing

and stains, scortch marks, crust, blood, urine, feces, bite marks, scratches...

------------------------------ -25 giving bonus points / +5 Chunder
Reply to albundy2

Sounds like my knob.

Reply to WingDing

well it's been there and responsible for most of the damage.

------------------------------ -25 giving bonus points / +5 Chunder
Reply to albundy2

I'm sure those metal stitches will hold that poor anus together. Just.

Reply to WingDing

staples?

------------------------------ -25 giving bonus points / +5 Chunder
Reply to albundy2

Good idea.

...*takes industrial stapling machine to torn bumhole*...

Reply to WingDing

Sniffs finger

Reply to mozzartusm

...*pulls WW's finger, mysteriously disappears*...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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