The Funniest Moments in Sports!

These have to be the most funniest moments in sports! LOL

http://my.mmoabc.com/article/Micha [...] l?login=no

:pt1cable:

Add a reply

Register or log in to remove.

Reported.

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

Reply to KingLoftusXII

Deported.

------------------------------ http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html - I WISH PEOPLE WOULD APPLY THIS!
Reply to mugz

Aborted

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Perverted.

Reply to WingDing

Perforated. [/he will be]

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Fornicated [/with vigour]

Reply to WingDing

Violated [/thoroughly deserved]

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

You guys dropped the ball, you do realise that don't you?

*sigh*

Annihilated. [/completely]

------------------------------ http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html - I WISH PEOPLE WOULD APPLY THIS!
Reply to mugz

+ 5 Wrath of God.

Reply to WingDing

Thwarted.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

..*FARTED!*..

------------------------------ These forumz screwed up my sig...
+42 not give a shyte points...
Reply to _WW_

Asphyxiated.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

masturbated.

Reply to Dirty_Barry

lubricated[/not needed, literally]

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
Reply to strangestranger

Aggravated..

masticated.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
Reply to strangestranger

Inundated.

------------------------------ http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html - I WISH PEOPLE WOULD APPLY THIS!
Reply to mugz

Contaminated

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Immolated. [/gets the petrol]

------------------------------ http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html - I WISH PEOPLE WOULD APPLY THIS!
Reply to mugz

Glycerinated. [/chucks in unstable explosive just for good measure]

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

McClarenated [/doomed to failure][/topical][/harsh][/opportunistic]

Reply to WingDing

Eliminated [/England][/what ought to happen to McClaren][/the whole fcuking FA]

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Sacked [/joy]

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

Empty

------------------------------ These forumz screwed up my sig...
+42 not give a shyte points...
Reply to _WW_

Halfhearted [/the entire England football team]

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Incinerated. [/what people I don't like will be]

------------------------------ http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html - I WISH PEOPLE WOULD APPLY THIS!
Reply to mugz

Reignited [/that too]

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Enlightened? [Not likely, looks like he missed the stickies]

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

Injected. [/with something toxic]

------------------------------ http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html - I WISH PEOPLE WOULD APPLY THIS!
Reply to mugz

Injected with Coors? Ouch.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

Disinfectant? They wouldn't feel any pain. Coors kills all germs, as well as anything else alive.

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

Which is proof that RC died many years ago, and is only kept moving by animatronics.

Certainly explains the decomposed legs.

Message edited by llama_man on 11-23-2007 at 06:45:03 PM

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

Half a chance of a bastage there.....

Reply to WingDing

I keep trying, but that RC bastage is as elusive as his calf muscles.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

Or elusive as his Coors-free blood.

EDIT: Or coffee-free keyboard.

Message edited by JustPlainJef on 11-26-2007 at 02:31:19 PM

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

I doubt there's very much blood left in his Coorsstream.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

Aw... Y'all are jealous.... [/snickers]

------------------------------

Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with Bull S-it!!!!!
Reply to RCPilot

No.. we're all just far better looking.. [/And there called Marathon where I come from]

Reply to audiovoodoo

Me? Jealous of Coors? Hahahahaha

* sups a REAL beer *

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

Do you drink the IPA down there? I seem to remember it was quite a nice pint although a bit tame compared to the Sampson I'd been drinking up to moving to London for the year.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Which IPA? Most brewers make an IPA...

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

Hmm.. Fullers I think. We just used to order IPA at the local. I was but a truly sad student Chimp at the time.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Don't think I've seen Fuller IPA. Do you mean London Pride? If so, then yeah I drink that quite a lot, since Fullers control quite a lot of the pubs.

My usual haunt at work is a free house, but the standard ales available are;
Youngs Bitter
Adnams Broadside
Greene King IPA
Fuller's London Pride

I tend to go for the Youngs at lunchtime since it's not likely to have me falling asleep in the afternoon. I avoid the IPA because after 7 years living in Cambridge, I got sick of drinking GK beers all the time!

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

I remember the pride, not a bad pint at all but I'm sure they did an IPA. Youngs I never really liked that much but the Green King was nice.

My boss at the time was well into his ales as his brother was one of the founders of CAMRA and we used to go to a lovely pub near Stevenage that had really good range on.

Hazy days in Sunny Greenford....

Reply to audiovoodoo

Quote :

And there called Marathon where I come from

your showing your age remembering when they were called that.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
Reply to strangestranger

Yeah... back in the days that Wimpy made burgers not houses..

** Looks at growing self in mirror **
** Notes receding hairline & bags under eyes **
** Considers taking up drinking Coors **
** Realises his legs can support his own body weight so drinks beer instead **

Reply to audiovoodoo

dear god, i remember going to someone's birthday party there and they had a mr wimpy, christ how long ago was that i can't remember.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
Reply to strangestranger

I always laugh when I see those Mr Softee ice cream vans. Mr Softee is what happens if you actually eat that stuff......

Reply to WingDing

Yes.. but can you remember the words to the Um-bongo song?

Reply to audiovoodoo

Forum Old Man/Woman's Club : Other - The Funniest Moments in Sports!

Please mind

Focus On

The Funniest Moments in Sports!

Forum Old Man/Woman's Club : Other - The Funniest Moments in Sports!

Please mind