I'll fill in while he is being "prepped" by wingy.
Dear methal,
Thank you for your frank, inciteful, and refreshing comments.
Here at THG we thrive on the positive and constructive feedback we get from users regarding our website.
Unfortunately you failed regarding the appropriate approach we expect and as a result you shall be shunned forthwith ... as we have all just completed an Amish Basic Training Course in Community Practice.
Furthermore, you shall not receive next months free value offer e-mail from Tuan ... which I am pretty sure was a voucher for a couple of free hugs from Oprah.
May the Cellulitis present in your arms spread warmly.
Kind regards,
Reynod
Resident Forum Pr!ck