Countdown to freedom.... Finish today!!

Well.. I've finally made it to my final day at VM. Just sat here trying to look slightly less like I'm just waiting to be let off home. I'd be planning the beer session for tonight but my body has given out on me and I'm full of the snottiest cold I've had in a good couple of years. Typical.. I'm right up for getting slaughted but dead where I'm sat.

Frankly I'd just be glad to get out of here. I need more meds and more sleep. Just feels strange to still be sat here, all I'm waiting on is my redundancy letter and I'm off..

Dunking Wingys knob in absynth before sucking on it is no defence.. The sores will appear in a couple more weeks...

If you hadn't quit drinking like a girl you are, you wouldn't be sick. /true

I had a fairly strong dose last night. Stupid ass got in at 2 something Am and had to be up at 6am.

Sounds more plausible that way.

I agree with Jef. The Llama has presented the facts.

@AV Cheer up man. You'll get it sorted.

harden the fock up.

*...drinks one for the monkey...*

Sounds like a travelling Svol.

Hey AV, I hope you're now well. Well enough to remember your NDA is over and give my a PM.[/cerry mistmas]

he, job centre's are usualy looking for temp staff due to the goverment fiddling numbers, why not try them themselves. good luck anyway, i always hated signing on.

Get a job you damn hippie!

=oP

Please ignore the Jock. I once worked for them. I left on principal. My job was cooking the books for a, then new, ATO(Adult Training Organisation). I'd started as a part time dental health teacher and wound up managing the department a year later. It's embarrassing to admit, but I had to find a respectable job within a week or I wasn't getting bail on my next appearance. Much has changed in my life since those days, though I'll never work for those cnuts whatever happens.

There is a terrible reminder of those days. I hear there is still a picture of me dressed as toothbrush in a health centre in Runcorn. One day I'm going to get around to taking that down.

Who gives a fcuk what others think? You've still only heard less than half the stuff I've gotten up to.

I can hardly wait. Maybe someone who doesn't need felt shapes will actually remember the pic I posted of me fishing. But you go ahead, short term memory boy, and play with your crayons.

Yes. Those were the pictures where Tom and Bomber both had hair.

RC and may still have pics of me appearing live on web cam. If you trawl you'll probably find them posted.

You've had a day and that is the best you can do? Here, allow me to do your work for you.

Bald, Old, Drunkard on Stella.

Please tell me it's solvent free glue, we don't want you getting high and making ridiculous football bets again.

I don't want the fcuker having any lame arsed excuse to crawl under.

I wish I were cool on the internet like you Jef. I'll have to settle real life.

hah

OSU won't lose two years in a row for the Nat'l Championship. It will not happen.

Realistically, nothing can fix Riser's life.

we know, we know.

keep telling yourself that hotshot.

your mum and your imaginary friend don't count.

Yes, you got me. I have no life.

BTW, if someone with a "real life" (Riser) wanted to look, they would notice I made no posts between 12/27 and 1/2, as I wasn't at work, and I had stuff to do at home to prepare for parties and such.

But yes, my fake life sucks...