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Sengoku   01-10-2008 at 01:46:32 AM

It's been suggested that I get myself an avatar. For both forums, and for Steam.

I figure the best way to go about it is to ask you guys.

Guidelines:

No IP: I don't want to use any recognizable characters or trademarks owned by any company.

No pork products: Especially not bacon.

In reasonably good taste: No hot freshly served bags of tea, or parties of lemons.

It's already been suggested that I visit Deviant Art, like it was some sort of internet red light district. I'm weighing that idea right now.

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Jake_Barnes   01-10-2008 at 01:51:34 AM
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Use this one ...Riser won't mind:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/JakeBarnes/OSUChicken.gif

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The Edge... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. - HST
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Evilonigiri   01-10-2008 at 02:23:14 AM
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Looks like yours has changed too.

------------------------------ "Nvidia, the Way It's Meant to be PAID Played! - Corrado
*Lesbian Lover Club* - founder Assman
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Jake_Barnes   01-10-2008 at 02:28:58 AM
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Just for a few days ...

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The Edge... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. - HST
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turpit   01-10-2008 at 02:42:45 AM
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I got one for ya....unfortunately, Jake wont let me post it here

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Evilonigiri   01-10-2008 at 04:23:14 AM
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Jake_Barnes wrote :

Just for a few days ...


It might tick Riser off :D

------------------------------ "Nvidia, the Way It's Meant to be PAID Played! - Corrado
*Lesbian Lover Club* - founder Assman
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Jake_Barnes   01-10-2008 at 04:26:58 AM
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Life's a b|tch, ain't it ... :bounce:

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The Edge... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. - HST
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KingLoftusXII   01-10-2008 at 05:44:45 AM
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Sengoku wrote :

It's been suggested that I get myself a boyfriend. Both foreign, and domestic.

I figure the best way to go about it is to ask out guys.

Guidelines:

No DP: I don't want to be a recognizable character, this is just for private gay company.

No pork products go unused: Especially not myyy bacon;).

I prefer reasonably good taste: No hot freshly served bags of jizz, I prefer it straight out of...

It's already been suggested that I visit www.gaythumpers.com, I liked it, it was like some sort of internet red light district. I'm jerking off to the idea right now.




Fixed.

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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mugz   01-10-2008 at 06:56:29 AM
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That seems more plausible.

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Sengoku   01-10-2008 at 10:29:54 AM
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When I made this topic, I thought the worst case scenario was an AMD/Intel Nvidia/ATI flamewar. I clearly underestimated the resourcefulness of this section. Bravo.

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RobD   01-10-2008 at 10:35:22 AM
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You only get that sort of bollocks on the hardware boards. This is a forum for the more discerning sicko. If you've been around long enough, you should've known what to expect from the Other.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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audiovoodoo   01-10-2008 at 10:51:12 AM
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Spoken like a true AMD man :P

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JustPlainJef   01-10-2008 at 11:00:17 AM
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Or if you had bothered to read the stickies, you would have known that we don't like you and we don't want you here.

I made this for you....
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t7/JustPlainJef/SodOff.jpg

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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Sengoku   01-10-2008 at 12:43:43 PM
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I spend most of my time worring about the charts and articles here, so I've spent very little time in this section.

I did read the stickies. All it taught me was to not touch the wingding without proper protection, and to wash my hands immediately afterwards.

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Dirty_Barry   01-10-2008 at 12:50:57 PM
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It's been suggested that I'm allowed to eat you cumbucket.
Forward your address to me and I shall see fit to come round and eat your limbs.

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audiovoodoo   01-10-2008 at 12:56:24 PM
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** Helpfully supplies the new face with protective Llama suit **

If you want to get in the Wingdings good books I recommend putting this on and cracking a few Rosie Odonnell gags..

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Dirty_Barry   01-10-2008 at 12:58:01 PM
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Or we just kill him.
The more deformed and brutually beaten the body is the more turned on he'll get.

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audiovoodoo   01-10-2008 at 01:03:40 PM
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Hmm.. as deformed as a certain bunny...

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JustPlainJef   01-10-2008 at 01:09:43 PM
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Sengoku wrote :

I did read the stickies. All it taught me was to not touch the wingding without proper protection, and to wash my hands immediately afterwards.


Apparently not...

Sticky #2, post 1:
No computer talk...just go away.

Post 2:
No computer talk, you WILL be insulted, just go away....

Post 4:
Yes, we are assholes.
No, we won't answer your computer questions.
Yes, we would be happy to insult you.
No, we don't want you here.

If you choose to stay, please bend over, and remember said rules.


I can see how you thought you would be welcomed with open arms... :sarcastic:

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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Dirty_Barry   01-10-2008 at 01:54:08 PM
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I'm gonna give him such piles he'll never be able to sit down.
Hell, his great, great, great grandfather will suddenly shout "WTF was that? Jesus my fcuking arse stings! WTF happpened"

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strangestranger   01-10-2008 at 07:57:13 PM
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welcome newcomer to the other, ignore theses lunatics, they will be rounded up and shot i assure you.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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lvdax   01-10-2008 at 10:07:15 PM
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Here u go...

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/stay_puft_bobblehead_L.jpg

------------------------------ Now Featuring:
+10 GIMP Bonus|+5 Disturbing Pics Bonus|+5 Open source adulteration.|-3 basic fixed gag | +13 aimed at Jef |
+5 Null Points(+5 too much time -5 work too much = +5 Null) |...*** GIMPAGE!! ***...

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WingDing   01-10-2008 at 10:43:02 PM
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That's actually a blob of Wingding cumcreme.

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Evilonigiri   01-10-2008 at 11:47:11 PM
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You mean it comes out like that?

------------------------------ "Nvidia, the Way It's Meant to be PAID Played! - Corrado
*Lesbian Lover Club* - founder Assman
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lvdax   01-11-2008 at 01:55:25 AM
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yep.. i put that hat and top on it. then put the cars below

------------------------------ Now Featuring:
+10 GIMP Bonus|+5 Disturbing Pics Bonus|+5 Open source adulteration.|-3 basic fixed gag | +13 aimed at Jef |
+5 Null Points(+5 too much time -5 work too much = +5 Null) |...*** GIMPAGE!! ***...

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Evilonigiri   01-11-2008 at 02:00:23 AM
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I'm surprised you'd even go near it.

I think you're infected.

------------------------------ "Nvidia, the Way It's Meant to be PAID Played! - Corrado
*Lesbian Lover Club* - founder Assman
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zpyrd   01-11-2008 at 06:42:17 AM
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Sengoku wrote :

It's been suggested that I get myself an avatar. For both forums, and for Steam.

I figure the best way to go about it is to ask you guys.

Guidelines:

No IP: I don't want to use any recognizable characters or trademarks owned by any company.

No pork products: Especially not bacon.

In reasonably good taste: No hot freshly served bags of tea, or parties of lemons.

It's already been suggested that I visit Deviant Art, like it was some sort of internet red light district. I'm weighing that idea right now.



Try this:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:mIXl3WpMkEqGXM:http://www.urbanmonarch

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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mugz   01-11-2008 at 07:13:08 AM
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Ooooh, lunch! [/10]

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Dirty_Barry   01-12-2008 at 12:41:40 AM
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What about a picture of a man weeing on a disabled person crying in the street?

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KingLoftusXII   01-12-2008 at 01:38:10 AM
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Sengoku wrote :

When I made this topic, I thought the worst case scenario was an AMD/Intel Nvidia/ATI flamewar.



What's Nvidia/ATI?


*looks down at VooDoo3 16mb proudly*

*joins Rob and Wingy in line for special bus*

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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Evilonigiri   01-12-2008 at 02:54:35 AM
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Daang, you still have a voodoo card like me?

------------------------------ "Nvidia, the Way It's Meant to be PAID Played! - Corrado
*Lesbian Lover Club* - founder Assman
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audiovoodoo   01-12-2008 at 12:56:25 PM
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** Screams like a Banchee **

There can be no upgrade from the REAL Voodoo!!

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Dirty_Barry   01-12-2008 at 02:22:30 PM
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Man, back in the day voodoo ruled big time
*remembers voodoo banshee with tear in eye*

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Evilonigiri   01-12-2008 at 11:21:21 PM
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Sorry, there's a difference between audiovoodoo and videovoodoo.

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Dirty_Barry   01-13-2008 at 01:01:17 AM
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Yep there is.
Voodoo banshee rocked big time in the old school days...

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audiovoodoo   01-14-2008 at 01:18:07 PM
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Evilonigiri wrote :

Sorry, there's a difference between audiovoodoo and videovoodoo.



Seeing as its as good a time as any to explain the name..

Many years ago my brother and I were well into our VERY silly Hi-Fi rigs, I have owned over the years:

Nytec Obalisk
Naim NAC 1 Pre + PSU
Musical Fidelity MA50 Mono blocks (pure class A goodness!)
Wilmslow audio Elegance kit build speakers
KEF Kit 105's
Tannoy Devon Dual Concentrics
Musical Fidelity X-Cans (v2)
Cambridge Audio CD6
Rega Mira integrated

At one stage I used to have my Wilmslows quad amped with a two box pre amp, silver speaker cables, fancy mains cables, home made fancy interconnects and home made stands. Told you it was silly... The whole street used to fear my bad moods / prodigy sessions

We used to make our own cables and were starting to play with building a couple of amps (which never did get off the ground) and I got the name going with a view to doing a small mail order business doing spares and parts. I never did run with the idea, frankly the iPoop and fast broadband arived and like everybody else I started working on the pr0n collection over the record collection..

So there you go.. AudioVoodoo explained. As for the chimp bit.. well that just kind of happened once I landed down here.

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Dirty_Barry   01-15-2008 at 12:41:21 AM
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I'll tell you how I got my name.
One day I decided it would be best to go out traffiking, there I stood, dark clothes, blood all over my naked body waiting for something to penetrate my anal passage...But to no avail.
Then I decided "Why not force potatoes up your arse"
And so that's how Samsung defeated the dreaded nintendeons...

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WingDing   01-15-2008 at 12:43:33 AM
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Thought you were a character in Only Fools and Horses.

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Dirty_Barry   01-15-2008 at 12:48:42 AM
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That's my brother Poatatoe Larry.

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WingDing   01-15-2008 at 12:50:33 AM
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Sounds cute. Please give me permission to violate his botty totty.

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Dirty_Barry   01-15-2008 at 12:53:27 AM
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Oh you can, if I have the mouth...
And we film it together.

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WingDing   01-15-2008 at 12:54:51 AM
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...*loses mess in pants*...

Now look what you made me do.

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Dirty_Barry   01-15-2008 at 01:02:41 AM
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And clear that up yourself...I'll stand here until you've eaten it all up.

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WingDing   01-15-2008 at 01:06:56 AM
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No. I choose to disobey.

...*flings steaming man filth at the Chunt Funter*...

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Dirty_Barry   01-15-2008 at 01:09:43 AM
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*Puts man filth in sandwich*
Now eat it you dirty fcuker...Don't you make me fist you again.

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WingDing   01-15-2008 at 01:11:40 AM
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No. I choose to disobey.

...*escapes up own arse*...

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Dirty_Barry   01-15-2008 at 01:12:36 AM
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Right, I;m coming up there
*Grabs snow shoes, pick axe and Hillary Clintons cnut hair*

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WingDing   01-15-2008 at 01:15:25 AM
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...* slides further up colon, grabbing defensive Oprah fanny batter*...

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Dirty_Barry   01-15-2008 at 01:17:11 AM
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You can run but you won't hide for long...This colon only goes so far.

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WingDing   01-15-2008 at 01:20:56 AM
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...*takes refuge somewhere between spleen and liver*...

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