Computer Store in NYC?

Anyone know of a store that sells computer parts in New York City?

How far is that from the city?

Huh?

Why?

What?

NYC don't have computer stores. It's a backwards sort of place. I read one of their newspaper sites yesterday, they offer a dialup version of the site. The place is obviously lagging behind the developed world.

I hear it list lower than Liverpool on the technolgy scale.

Come on Tom - What would a Manc know about culture?

You would be surprised.. I've seen that in Mac too. Posh country scallies although they do tend to go for the North Face jackets and not these bloody silly goggle hood things that seem to have landed this year. [/Grumpy old man]

Anyhow.. if you had the rat problem we seem to have in Manchester at the minute you would be tucking your pants in and upgrading to Rockports over the Prada trainers.

Are they easier to search for when you loose them down the pub?

Uncharecteristic edit there Mr Smart... Feeling your age and not Wingys wife today?

But not to edit.. That's more a bomber the morning after thing.

Yes, mate, Cape Town is a fair old hike from NYC.

OMG - we've finally found someone dumber than Riser.

@Paul.
PM me your address and I'll you lots of compoments I have to offer your bowels.
*Gets ready with rubber gimp mask, tape, drilldo, a power rangers action figure, wingys vomit sauce and llama_man*

How far is Cape Town from New Yuck? I'm guessing it's probably about 12,000 kilometers, but since I'm stuck in a boardroom with a laptop and an incredibly boring idiot babbling on about something to do with hydrodynamics (a field that said babbling idiot is hopelessly, nay, embarrassingly incompetent in) I can't seem to lay hands on an atlas or a ruler, and a lot of the 'net is blocked off by the local IT department, I'm probably wrong.

Basically, it's in South Africa, which is in the opposite hemisphere. [/appalled that someone would not know that]

@Assman
Hangin' okay, just annoyed at having to sit through a boring meeting of instead of being out on-site doing some real work. How goes with ye?

/me shakes glass of water.

Hydrodynamics.

now, DB, you know how some people here feel about jokes involving children, tsk tsk.

Dont panda to him Stranger. [/Boomb tis]

*calls down a plague of Chunt Funters onto the Chunt Funter*

*tosses Chunt Funter-plagued Chunt Funter into the nearest black hole* [/let's see where THIS goes]

A pleasure, sir.

That's ok. I'm just glad to hear that you will likely be dying shortly.

Can chimps even get AIDS?

** Puts down last and now empty packet of fig rolls in the previously full shipping container **
** Sips a little malabu and pineapple **
** Leans forward and spreads cheeks **
** HUMOUNGUS SKANKY SPUNK SPLATTERING FOLLOW THROUGH FART **
** Watches as Yorkshite is covered in salty chimp chunks **

Does anyone think Leeds is looking better for a makeover?

I have 7 wingy, deformed children.
I'll bet you he does for them all...
*He'd better fcuking take them, they've been wnaking over the fcuking curtains since popping them out*

I know. Man. So calm and hippy like. I think I'm turning into pike.

** Sees business oportunity and sets up a sandal shop at entrance to the other **

Only if its green smelly and smokeable..