At last...

I am now a nimble knuckle!

Reply to rgeist554

Whoopeefcukingdo. What, you want a fcuking badge to mark you out when you stand in line for the special bus?

BTW, nice rig. Wish I had an AMD Athalon. Bell-end.

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shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

How dare you and your +5 Baked Ham Creativity/Obscure Quote. I'm fixing my sig now and going home.

*edit* I mean, yeah, I typed it out Athalon. for the Tri-Athalon I did with your mom, sister, and grandmother last night! Oh snap!

Ok, maybe it sounded better before I actually typed it out.

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Reply to rgeist554

and you had to anounce your pathetic post count why?

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Reply to strangestranger

rgeist554 wrote :

*edit* I mean, yeah, I typed it out Athalon. for the Tri-Athalon I did with your mom, sister, and grandmother last night!

Actually, that wasn't half bad...

rgeist554 wrote :

Oh snap!

I take it back. Sod off and don't come back.

Better yet, Riser seems to be missing. Go try to find him, then have mad passionate love with him forever, and never come back to tell the tale.

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------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

Lets throw him a big party
*Brings coffin and shovel*

Reply to Dirty_Barry

..*party FART!*..

Reply to _WW_

Thought Riser was at Minnesota or something.

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Reply to Evilonigiri

*knocks the noob, pardon, the nimble ****, unconscious with a rubber d__do*
*puts him into the coffin*
*starts diggin' the grave*

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Reply to Assman

*Throws funnel web spider in coffin*

Reply to Dirty_Barry

*removes funnelweb from coffin*

That's cruelty to innocent creatures, you vile rodent!

*releases funnelweb back into the Aussie wilds*

*returns to coffin and resurrects occupant*

*proceeds to deliver vicious, brutal and incredibly violent physical abuse*

*drops coffin and occupant back into hole*

*stalks off stage right*

------------------------------ The thought occurs that if I lived in a universe where merely knowing something will get me sucked into an alternate dimension and munched, I won't even live long enough to be cloned.
Reply to Mugz

...*applause*...

Reply to WingDing

No Wingding approval points? You greedy bastard!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

I didn't get any approval, I suspect mainly due to:

1 - Not dropping the Chunt Funter in there.
2 - Not viciously sodomising or doing anything gratuitious to the victim.
3 - Not viciously sodomising or doing anything gratuitious to the spider.
4 - Failing to involve baked hams, llamas or similar in the proceedings.

------------------------------ The thought occurs that if I lived in a universe where merely knowing something will get me sucked into an alternate dimension and munched, I won't even live long enough to be cloned.
Reply to Mugz

Minimally you should have gotten something for not mentioning credit cards or sex with the misses.

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

Reply to KingLoftusXII

As I understand it, credit cards/the missus are mentioned for attempts at a *BASTAGE*, not not mentioned for attempts at an Approval. Otherwise we'd all be being raped by our sig bonuses.

------------------------------ The thought occurs that if I lived in a universe where merely knowing something will get me sucked into an alternate dimension and munched, I won't even live long enough to be cloned.
Reply to Mugz

Sshhh. Don't mention bonuses. Wingy rarely gets to see his before the wife spends it. [/obvious, but I don't think it has been done]

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Reply to llama_man

...*kicks llama up the hole*...

Reply to WingDing

That's about the most action at that entrance you'll ever participate in. [/bastage]

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

That would depend if he ever had to get the train through New Street. [/Brumage]

------------------------------ I've been an 8bit baby, a 16bit teenager, a 32bit student and now find myself as 64bit middle aged fart. Moores the pity.
Reply to audiovoodoo

...*flicks crusty snots at adversaries*...

Reply to WingDing

** Flicks the power button on the Visa server cluster ready for another comound interest calculation **

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Reply to audiovoodoo

JustPlainJef wrote :

Riser seems to be missing.

He thought yous lot were not rising to his bait and being n00bish! From what I have read, the bit he was complaining about, well I can only suggest he had a sense of humour by-pass and is now in a convalescent home called Camie's

Reply to Toledovirgin

That was always the case, you've only just realised it. Thick cow.

Reply to WingDing

Love is blind as they say

Reply to Toledovirgin

Must have physically removed your eyes then.

Reply to WingDing

So Richard is partially sighted then?

------------------------------ I've been an 8bit baby, a 16bit teenager, a 32bit student and now find myself as 64bit middle aged fart. Moores the pity.
Reply to audiovoodoo

so I'm only partially unattractive then?

*goes to book boob-job to be fully attractive*

Reply to Toledovirgin

Small but perfectly formed my dearest.. You don't want plastic tities.

------------------------------ I've been an 8bit baby, a 16bit teenager, a 32bit student and now find myself as 64bit middle aged fart. Moores the pity.
Reply to audiovoodoo

I'll just have to get pregnant again

Reply to Toledovirgin

Dirty bitch.

Reply to WingDing

What, we finally got rid of Riser? Wooooo!

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Reply to llama_man

filthy wingding (couldn't think of a worse insult)

Reply to Toledovirgin

That's a mere statement of the obvious.

I have a real soft spot for you. I have some quicksand in my back yard [/old but good]

Reply to WingDing

I'm beginning to get this sinking feeling [/had to compete somehow]

Reply to Toledovirgin

In no time, this'll be going over your head.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

And I never used to be one who'd get in to a sticky situation

Reply to Toledovirgin

Hang on.. three kids.. you must have gotten sticky at some point?

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Reply to audiovoodoo

I like eating the placenta/

Reply to Dirty_Barry

the hospital wouldn't let me

Reply to Toledovirgin

That's why you nick it and then run.

Reply to Dirty_Barry

They sold it to Gordon Ramsey.

------------------------------ I've been an 8bit baby, a 16bit teenager, a 32bit student and now find myself as 64bit middle aged fart. Moores the pity.
Reply to audiovoodoo

Who then slapped it on his face and blamed acne for then fcuking deformity.

Reply to Dirty_Barry

RobD wrote :

Whoopeefcukingdo. What, you want a fcuking badge to mark you out when you stand in line for the special bus?

BTW, nice rig. Wish I had an AMD Athalon. Bell-end.

ROTFLMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's rare that I use the "3 green smileys", but this is one such occasion.

lolz.

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Reply to BomberBill

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