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LMAO

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You and your pics, LOL.

I like the teamwork one. :lol:

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I loved the "College" bitches, twice, each.

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Reply to Assman

** Pukes - Twice **
** Runs over Turpit - Twice **

That fcuking emo bint - URGH!

Reply to audiovoodoo

bint, are you trying to suggest that is a female?

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Reply to strangestranger

That's my best guess... Maybe tw@t would have been a better choice of word though.

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audiovoodoo wrote :

** Pukes - Twice **
** Runs over Turpit - Twice **

That fcuking emo bint - URGH!



My most sincere appologies. But the tag line was just so apropos, it begged to be posted.
My most sincere appologies. But the tag line was just so apropos, it begged to be posted.


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I almost got the urge to masturbate.

Life Sucks :(

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I almost got the urge not to :o

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I liked the emo one. The sheer depression expressed actually moved me to tears.

Admittedly, they were tears of cruel, heartless laughter, particularly when I read the bit about the razor blades... preferably blunt ones.

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Reply to mugz

** Sets up razor sharpening drop in centre for Emo's **

Well anything we can do to speed this eradication up

** Post spare razor to the 'Yeti' ;) **

Reply to audiovoodoo
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Oh stuff off. My current carnal interest likes the fur.

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Message edited by turpit on 02-05-2008 at 06:14:16 AM
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The "emo bangs" picture can't be a real emo kid. It has to be a model.

Otherwise, why is it smiling? Are its wrists slashed?

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Reply to mugz

Urgh.. this thread is a disturbing as a walk down Oxford Rd past the Uni.

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Or as disturbing as a night out in Stellenbosch.

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Reply to mugz

We have the dubious honour of the largest student population in the UK here in Manchester. Yes this does allow for the occasional pretty Italian and Spanish girl to catch your eye as you walk down the street but it is more than offset by the fcuking emo crowd.

Speaking of cute girly students we seem to have a new one lodging with the family next door :D

Reply to audiovoodoo

you dirty old bastard, i bet your into the school uniform look ain't you, aint you dammit!!!!!

i know i sure am, wlecome aboard.

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Reply to strangestranger

I'm really not into the school uniform thing in the slightest. I've always thought it highly inapropriate even when the woman in the uniform is in her 40's. It just seems wrong to me.

As for the girl next door I'd say 19-20 years old and by the looks of her Italian.. I've not broken the good news to the other lads in the house yet. I have to have some advantage for standing outside in the rain as the house smoker. I have before now described myself as the 'Clean Pervert' but dirty old man I am not.. dirty middle aged man maybe ;)

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+5 DOMAI @ AV and +7 DOMAI @ SS.

And +5 Obscure Reference to whoever figures those bonuses out...

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Reply to mugz

Dirty Old Men's Association International

Glad to see I scored lower than SS on that one... ;)

Reply to audiovoodoo

i am a young guy in my twenties though, surely i am allowed to gaze lustfully at lithe young school girls in tight blazers and stockings, ain't i?

only joking of course i would never allow such thoughts or commit any cruel and depraved acts towards such girls. you can trust me with your daughters, believe me.

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Aren't emos suicidal instead of genocidal?

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Reply to mugz

Not quite, Emo is just something that could justify some mass killing and persecution.

Reply to audiovoodoo

To be or not to be, that is the question...[/hamlet]

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Reply to Evilonigiri

LOLZ!!! :lol: :lol:

Absolutely love that "jailbait" gag.

By the Hindu gods, that is most certainly a fine ass.

Teen or not, that's sensational.

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Reply to BomberBill

It's only a crime if you're caught [/pervert's mantra]

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"Remember what I told you about stealing?"

"Yes Dad, you said not to get caught or you'd beat me to a pulp."

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Reply to mugz

A pair of denims with a silky-white thong protruding; a finely sculpted ass that not even DaVinci could replicate; and blond hair loosely falling aback of what most surely is a beautiful physique.

Put the cuffs on me now. Teen or not, Bomber's going in!

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Diggin' it: HardHouse
E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)

Reply to BomberBill

She's now under arrest for inciting erections.

Reply to WingDing

Fockin' oath! bro.

These 300 pound lardos would do well to take note of the volume of hours that this broad has most certainly spent in/on the gym/volleyball court to gain such a physique.

I'd kill ever mofo in this joint for a crack at her crack. [/uncompromising Bomber]

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E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)

Reply to BomberBill

BomberBill wrote :

A pair of denims with a silky-white thong protruding; a finely sculpted ass that not even DaVinci could replicate; and blond hair loosely falling aback of what most surely is a beautiful physique.

AV - Lend me your glasses now!



Fixed. ;)

Reply to audiovoodoo

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:):):)

"Mate, flip those coke-bottle thick glasses this way! We have a winner!"

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E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)

Reply to BomberBill

I've actually got to go back to the shop as one of the pairs I got has a fault and will need to go back. I must admit I was a little self concious last week when I went out on the town in them for the first time but I'm definately getting more looks from older chicks with them on..

Plus I have improved 'Thong-o-vision'

Reply to audiovoodoo

Absolutely!

Mate, glasses scream sophistication.

You're a smart man; exploit this aspect!!!

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E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)

Reply to BomberBill

BomberBill wrote :

Absolutely!

Mate, glasses of Malibu and pineapple scream sophistication.

You're a smart man; exploit this aspect!!!



Fixed.

Reply to WingDing

** Takes notes **

How about port and lemon? [/Riser]

Reply to audiovoodoo

Only if you stick your pinkie in the air while drinking it.

Reply to WingDing

ROFL!

Port and lemon served by a man with glasses? Or malibu and pineapple served in glasses by a man wearing glasses? Or Rise in glasses serving port, lemon, malibu and pineapple to the local Ohioan nightlife?

The latter, right? Surely I'm right.

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Diggin' it: HardHouse
E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)

Reply to BomberBill

Oh shut up and drink your Tia Maria, convict :p

Reply to audiovoodoo

That Bomber character is one ugly mofo. The last time I saw a face like that, the whole herd had to be destroyed.

Reply to WingDing

** Wonders if the pervert would be that cocky if the group had sight of his middle aged mugshot. **

Reply to audiovoodoo

Lolz. You buggers.

...*Skulls Tia Maria shots inbetween rounds of lagers whilst repeating the mantra: "I'm not good enough. I'm not good enough"*...


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E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)

Reply to BomberBill

Well if you were good enough you'd be English. [/Conceited tw@t]

Reply to audiovoodoo

Or Welsh. [/horrendously over-optimistic]

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Diggin' it: HardHouse
E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)

Reply to BomberBill

[/Badly misguided]

Reply to audiovoodoo

[/blissfully ignorant]

Let's get Welshy's opinion on this. Welshy? Get in here.

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Diggin' it: HardHouse
E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)

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