You and your pics, LOL.
I like the teamwork one.
I loved the "College" bitches, twice, each.

** Pukes - Twice **
** Runs over Turpit - Twice **
That fcuking emo bint - URGH!
bint, are you trying to suggest that is a female?
That's my best guess... Maybe tw@t would have been a better choice of word though.
| audiovoodoo wrote : ** Pukes - Twice **
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My most sincere appologies. But the tag line was just so apropos, it begged to be posted.
My most sincere appologies. But the tag line was just so apropos, it begged to be posted.

I almost got the urge to masturbate.
Life Sucks
I almost got the urge not to
I liked the emo one. The sheer depression expressed actually moved me to tears.
Admittedly, they were tears of cruel, heartless laughter, particularly when I read the bit about the razor blades... preferably blunt ones.
** Sets up razor sharpening drop in centre for Emo's **
Well anything we can do to speed this eradication up
** Post spare razor to the 'Yeti'
**
Oh stuff off. My current carnal interest likes the fur.


The "emo bangs" picture can't be a real emo kid. It has to be a model.
Otherwise, why is it smiling? Are its wrists slashed?
Urgh.. this thread is a disturbing as a walk down Oxford Rd past the Uni.
Or as disturbing as a night out in Stellenbosch.
We have the dubious honour of the largest student population in the UK here in Manchester. Yes this does allow for the occasional pretty Italian and Spanish girl to catch your eye as you walk down the street but it is more than offset by the fcuking emo crowd.
Speaking of cute girly students we seem to have a new one lodging with the family next door
you dirty old bastard, i bet your into the school uniform look ain't you, aint you dammit!!!!!
i know i sure am, wlecome aboard.
I'm really not into the school uniform thing in the slightest. I've always thought it highly inapropriate even when the woman in the uniform is in her 40's. It just seems wrong to me.
As for the girl next door I'd say 19-20 years old and by the looks of her Italian.. I've not broken the good news to the other lads in the house yet. I have to have some advantage for standing outside in the rain as the house smoker. I have before now described myself as the 'Clean Pervert' but dirty old man I am not.. dirty middle aged man maybe
+5 DOMAI @ AV and +7 DOMAI @ SS.
And +5 Obscure Reference to whoever figures those bonuses out...
Dirty Old Men's Association International
Glad to see I scored lower than SS on that one...
i am a young guy in my twenties though, surely i am allowed to gaze lustfully at lithe young school girls in tight blazers and stockings, ain't i?
only joking of course i would never allow such thoughts or commit any cruel and depraved acts towards such girls. you can trust me with your daughters, believe me.
Aren't emos suicidal instead of genocidal?
Not quite, Emo is just something that could justify some mass killing and persecution.
To be or not to be, that is the question...[/hamlet]
LOLZ!!!
Absolutely love that "jailbait" gag.
By the Hindu gods, that is most certainly a fine ass.
Teen or not, that's sensational.
It's only a crime if you're caught [/pervert's mantra]
"Remember what I told you about stealing?"
"Yes Dad, you said not to get caught or you'd beat me to a pulp."
A pair of denims with a silky-white thong protruding; a finely sculpted ass that not even DaVinci could replicate; and blond hair loosely falling aback of what most surely is a beautiful physique.
Put the cuffs on me now. Teen or not, Bomber's going in!
She's now under arrest for inciting erections.
Fockin' oath! bro.
These 300 pound lardos would do well to take note of the volume of hours that this broad has most certainly spent in/on the gym/volleyball court to gain such a physique.
I'd kill ever mofo in this joint for a crack at her crack. [/uncompromising Bomber]
| BomberBill wrote : A pair of denims with a silky-white thong protruding; a finely sculpted ass that not even DaVinci could replicate; and blond hair loosely falling aback of what most surely is a beautiful physique.
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Fixed.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Mate, flip those coke-bottle thick glasses this way! We have a winner!"
I've actually got to go back to the shop as one of the pairs I got has a fault and will need to go back. I must admit I was a little self concious last week when I went out on the town in them for the first time but I'm definately getting more looks from older chicks with them on..
Plus I have improved 'Thong-o-vision'
Absolutely!
Mate, glasses scream sophistication.
You're a smart man; exploit this aspect!!!
| BomberBill wrote : Absolutely!
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Fixed.
** Takes notes **
How about port and lemon? [/Riser]
Only if you stick your pinkie in the air while drinking it.
ROFL!
Port and lemon served by a man with glasses? Or malibu and pineapple served in glasses by a man wearing glasses? Or Rise in glasses serving port, lemon, malibu and pineapple to the local Ohioan nightlife?
The latter, right? Surely I'm right.
Oh shut up and drink your Tia Maria, convict
That Bomber character is one ugly mofo. The last time I saw a face like that, the whole herd had to be destroyed.
** Wonders if the pervert would be that cocky if the group had sight of his middle aged mugshot. **
Lolz. You buggers.
...*Skulls Tia Maria shots inbetween rounds of lagers whilst repeating the mantra: "I'm not good enough. I'm not good enough"*...
Well if you were good enough you'd be English. [/Conceited tw@t]
Or Welsh. [/horrendously over-optimistic]
[/Badly misguided]
[/blissfully ignorant]
Let's get Welshy's opinion on this. Welshy? Get in here.
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