digg.com users please read

For those of you who are regular users. I've been frustrated lately that the site seems to be spammed with scientology articles instead of genuine creative submissions. This is why I've made a digg article for people to digg if they want to see less scientology articles. If you agree or disagree comment on the article, theres always two sides to the coin...
http://www.digg.com/arts_culture/D [...] y_articles

Sceintology is the only true religion. Xenu will have your soul. Repent while you can. Prostrate yourself before me, beg forgiveness, and divest yourself of all your meaningless savings and posessions by giving them to me. Now.

Fcuk off back to your smack-rat bedsit and your can of Tennants Extra you, dirty-spamming-Jock twat.

The four truths of Scientology, extracted verbatim from the Mugzian Commentaries:

Scientology pisses on religion, but we're all cool with that.
Scientology pisses on science, which is a heinous crime.
Scientology requires blind idiocy and abject gullibility, which is evidence of being party to the Sheeple movement.
Scientology is anathema to any form of intelligent thought.

I hereby pass sentence that anyone even thinking of entertaining the notion of conversion to this pissant farce be removed from the gene pool using an assortment of corrosive fluids and a llama suit.

Oh, and I hereby also suggest that 'special' treatment be reserved for the ultimate heretic Ron Hubbard, may his soul never find the redemption it so casually threw away in the process of dreaming up this... this... abomination.

And I also hereby pass sentence that Tom Cruise be cursed to wear a cheap samurai suit, lined with llama fur, for all eternity.

I also pass *pffrrrrrt* gas on this whole topic.

You take my breath away.[/I'll get my coat]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to flight 666, nonstop service to perdition. Im your first officer, your pilot this evening is Mugz and your stewardess will be Wingding. In flight refreshments will be served after we reach cruising altitude and will consist of bung bludgerings, incisor nip locks and genital flagellation. We will be cruising at an altitude of 33 thousand feet and flight time is approximately 40 days. We hope you enjoy your stay at your final destination.

Slowly gets out hidden toe clip to take control of the plane.....

This plane is Doomed...

*rips out e-meter for surviving member of plane crash*

Don't worry Mugz, I rigged this baby to give 1A of current so that I can really go deep in your mind and check your psychosomatic state - I got 40A on reserve if need be...

*points Wingding in Mugz direction*[/cross thread]

god dammit, how many bloody canadians we got roaming these here forums.

Yeah you are right about those damn Canucks..

I'm begining to think we are in Chinada here..Worst in Quebekistan....

Buried the whiny post, dug all scientology related posts

The information is getting out, the faster it does the faster the cult will die

Then you won't have to worry about scientology posts on digg

Dammit Mugz... I'm Auditing you and you owe me $200,000,000.00 for future use.

I should stop insulting them, just now they pitch up and then I'm going for an anal probe and some mind adjusting.

I dont know why you guys are so hard on scientology. You talk about cleaning out the gene pool all the time, even though you know its unrealistic. Yet here comes scientology, the next best thing, and you rag on it. After all, you cant kill the stupid people, so the next best thing is rendering them harmless by separating them from their money, which is exactly what scientology does.

I don't know why, but the moment scientology comes up I just get incredibly angry. I just don't like 'em, I guess.

No, I'm simply a few steps further up the evolutionary ladder.[/Scouse]

Wingy fell off the ladder.

...hitting every rung on the way down before landing face first on a rake.

[/sends video into You've Been Framed]

..maybe even a second nail to catch the exposed scrotum.

Your the sort of sick pervert that would probably be game for a laugh with Sarah Kennedy... [/Please don't post pictures I've just eaten]

How about Henry Kelly? [/Little Irish tw@t]

** Has horid flashbacks to mid 80's and watching 'Going for gold' **

He likes playing catchup so I guess he would enjoy your man ketchup..

If you can make his eyes pop out with the back preasure of spunk I'll reward your efforts with a Malibu & Pineapple..

** Disapointed at lack of popping sound **

Go on then..

** Fills yard of ale glass with bottle of Malibu and carton of Netto Pineapple juice **

The payback is that the theme tune to going for gold is now going to ring in your ears for the rest of the month.. Going for, going for, going for GOLD

** Evil laugh **

Ok.. I'll back down on this and just plant the theme tune to Pidgeon Street in there instead. Bonus on offer if you can name the female lorry driver from that classic kids show.

Edit - Thats what you get for having Pidgin IM open when you type.