Do you think we can get Cassie to deliver food to bufus while he is recovering?
<cheesy news anchor laugh>
Anyway, on to traffic. If you're planning on driving anywhere before December 26th, we have some useful ideas on how to beat the traffic:
1. Just don't drive.
2. You're screwed and we all know it. Don't try to fight it.
3. As usual we don't have anything to say and this is just filler.
4. Please see #1.
I bet you are saying "why didn't somebody come up with this years ago?". Well, that's a good question, and as usual we don't have any "real" answers.
<more cheesy laughter>
Well, there have been only minor issues with holiday shopping nightmares. Sure a couple people have been mugged/shot for PS3s, but isn't that to be expected over something as important as a gaming console? I know that if I was injured in the line of duty getting one of the first PS3s I'd think it was worth it. Especially when that PS3 overheats and dies on me.
For the "Must have" holiday shopping list we have:
1. Bigfoot Networks' "Killer NIC". Why settle for a regular NIC when you can pay $250 for one with a fancy heatsink?
2. Ageia PhysX card. Can you think of a reason you need compatibility with more than 4 games? Didn't think so.
3. AMD Athlon FX-74. Not only does this CPU set double as a space heater, but you can have the satisfaction of knowing that you are really blasting the hell out of the environment as well! You know that a similarly priced single-die quad-core solution that uses less power and has greater performance and overclocking potential is just lame. And that's why you know that you need the FX-74! Plus, who hasn't had a fantasy that involves 12 SATA ports?
<insert scene of verndewd and dean talking and laughing over some imaginary joke as the credits roll>
Does this qualify as the best example of thread-jacking in known history??? :lol: