Ralph Nader

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-d [...] 00481.html

This aught to help Obama ...

What, no Boss Ross?????

Perot was too autocratic ... he could have never worked with congress effectively. He had good ideas, but he was used to the "my way or the highway" style of management ... authoritarian, if you will.

Boss Ross was there with good ole Nader though...... Seems like the 60s hippy's are fast becoming a thing of the past, as it should be....

By all that's holy, that is by far the most extreme, short-noted post I've ever seen from you, big man.

Rossco was a nutter. "Put 'em in jail and have 'em crack rocks for 40 years".

This is in reference to prostitutes who get caught -- an outrageous sentence, what given the important and vital service these ladies provide, even to blokes like yourself, eh Rise?

I am pro-abortion. Pro.

Nicely put.

*aborts Bomber*

I think there should be an I.Q. cut-off. If the parents are below the line, abortion is mandatory the first time, quickly followed by sterilization. If the parents are more than 20 points below the line, they get chucked into a compactor.

Too messy.

*has sub-par people canned and exported to central Africa as famine relief*

I do my best. Besides, this way the buggers can be useful.

*counts profits*

I'm very into touching myself.

Last week I find myself at a house party. My friend keeps telling me he has this hot chick coming to the party that he works with. I don't believe him because he tends to go for the thicker chicks.

We were playing beer pong.. which I was on a roll and won 7 games straight against a bunch of frat boys... I tell my buddy to quit drinking because he's getting tanked since 6pm and he has to entertain this skirt. She rolls up about 11pm and.. she's damn good looking. Easily tipping an 8 on the scale.

She walks in an annouces that she needs some drinks and she's going upstairs to fcuk him. Classy, eh? A couple shots in, she flashes me her tits. Small C, fits her body perfectly.. ah but the scars don't do the girls any justice. She's feeling no pain, getting in on the beer pong and flashing off her ladies entertaining the guys.

Around 1am or so, she grabs my buddy and halls him upstairs to the cheering of all the guys.. a couple of the other girls were sitting weren't all that great. About 1:30 or so, I head over to the couch to call it a night because I had to get up in a few hours to go to an appointment. Within minutes, that chick is laying on top me, 2 inches from my face telling me how she wanted to fcuk my friend but he didn't have any condoms. Then she goes on telling me how she doesn't really need any condoms because she had something injected so she can't have kids for 5 years - I don't remember what it was called off-hand. This chick is 21.. fake tits. So, she's laying on top me, slurring her words into my ear while everyone else is wondering what happened up stairs. In her drunken state she tells me that she needed to get the injection.. "how else do you think I could have afforded these tits?"

Classy. But wait... inquiring minds want to know. Ah, her previous stripping job didn't really have a high volume (the strip clubs around here rarely get busy) so she had to move on to other means to make money. Bomber, she's sounding like your kind of classy wh0re.

To end the conversation, she realized that she wasn't going anywhere sleeping around and stripping, so she joined the Air Force and she bartends at the local base in her off hours. I wonder how that goes.. being one of the only females out there.

Needless to say, I prefer to stay STD free and sent her on her way back upstairs.

The night ended with one of the other guys getting sloshed, heading downstairs with this beastly chick and they started going at while one of the roommates why trying to sleep. At some point I was woken up completely by the yelling of, "Jesus Christ, I'm not even asleep yet!" which was later followed by laughter of, "Why are you screwing her?!" She wasn't attractive, over weight, and looked a bit dirty. Last thing I heard before I laughed myself to sleep was, "It seemed like a good idea at the time..."

That other gal jumped on me 3 more times during the night and woke me up each time but I wasn't going that route with her. I sent her back upstairs, even to her pleas of, "He doesn't have a condom and he's too drunk to get it up."

"You're a stripper, figure it out."

can somone post a good pic of vanessa paradis, i have never seen a pic where she looked anything but alright.

Your standards are abysmally low, even by Other standards.

The messiah is forbidden to have any experiences of a sexual nature.

He is the creator of everything, including incest.

Yeah, all those sheep look the same to you, don't they?

Thats just Baaaaaaad...

Riser, you could save yourself a whole bunch of typing by simply saying you were at a party drinking with chicks and didn't get laid...again.

You should heed that advice. Judging by your "wild" party weekends you share, no one would notice.

Firstly, I am crying laughter at that. Crying laughter!

Here it comes. Rise says "no" once again.

BINGO! Rise lets another slip by.

Whoa! whoa! whoa! Mate, who said anything about "classy". [/Hindu Hookered!]

I commend the bloke for having a crack. He wasn't a mung-bean eatin', coke-bottle-thick glasses wearin' Manc, was he? C-Man!

LMAO Rise. I do dig your sense of humour, Mike. lol

By Christ I just wish for once, just once, that you'd take one of these tarts up on a bang session. By the Hindu Gods man, this is your 20s we're talking about! There's a somewhat limited time frame allowed for wanton, booze/narcotics fueled sex -- your 20s being most prominent in this regard.

I would have had sex with that bird and then gone back for 2nds and even thirds if she was happy to roll on. And if she wasn't interested then I'd flip the question at the big bird to see if she was into it. :kaola: :kaola: :kaola:

I know, I know. You have "standards".

I love you for 'em, Mike, but by joves they're seeing you miss out on some dirty nights out. lol

Bomber: How have you been? Been playing with the pink oboe??

Agreed..We'd miss your humor..
Cheers