How to be a loon...

Its that time of the year.. March 4th, pick your favorite loon.

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but
support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create
oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of
law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S.
nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and
North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before
Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected by cyclical documented changes in the
earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms
driving SUV’s.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are
artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread
by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t
teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to
teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about
nature, but loony activists who have never been
outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25
million of his own money to make The Passion Of The
Christ for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it
supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the
ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the
Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but
ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinem are more important to American history
than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.Robert E. Lee, and Thomas
Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are
racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal
and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism
hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the
right people haven’t been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the
truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender
belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should
be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at
Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party
funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the
best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of
a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe the government knows your
needs better than you know them yourself.

hahah nice.

24. You continually bang on about domestic politics on an international forum to a bunch of people who don't care.

you know a loon is a young male where i come from and a lass a young female. none of them seem to tell me how to be young again?

don't drink, you ain't having much luck with your suggestions are you.

25. Never have a pretty wfie that spends crap loads of money on everything and never puts out.

** Starts planning night of low cost GUEness **

You're screwed on step 1. Get ready to die, Old Man.

I stopped reading after the question relating handguns to nuclear weapons.


"Why do I have to give up my Colt if them damn Chinese have tanks!!! How 'm I gonna defend m'self?"

I still need to replace the Mung beans, I've not had any for a good week or so now. Cous cous was on the menu just yesterday. If I'm in the curry mood then most often it ends up with chic peas.

This weeks meal of destruction was a wholemeal pasta tuna bake. Whilst not producing the most volume of gas the shear intensity of the aroma was enough to strip the dried on bits from the pan.

Can I suggest that you try the Polish dish called Fasolka. Made largely from broad white beans, the effects are devastating.

Is that what Mrs Wingy eats?

I think the word you were looking for was "chick".

Your idea of sophistication is using a fork to pick your nose.

** Offers Mugz & Wingy a refreshing glass of Babycham **

Somebody has to raise the standards round here.

Yes. Yes it is.

Yes. Yes I am.

AAAAAGH!!!!! Unhand that decoy!

Is he at least a "good" lord..err drink??

...*shows up next to Mugz*...

I'll have what he's having.


And some chips and salsa please.

..*stumbles up to the bar*..
Make it a round for the house.

Can you kick my dog too?

*Hands mugz a puppy in hopes of a blessing kick*

***reports Mugz to Jonny123***

*USMC condemns mugz and sentences him, a combat deity, to Guantanamo Bay*