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Wow, how standards have fallen. The guys at toms guide are calling this chick a babe?? Maybe....if youre 78, infirm, and looking through the beer goggles. Overall the Toms Guide 'babes of Cebit' gets a big thumbs down.

http://media.bestofmicro.com/babes-cebit-2008-my-extra,E-K-84764-13.jpg

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Definitely a GUE, but not a babe.. I would agree... But then again most of them are geeks so if it has boobs they'd do it. Even man boobs.

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Reply to lvdax

What about those chicks with nothing but paint? Yeah, standards has fallen.

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Reply to Evilonigiri
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I agree, but when i got beer goggles I can hit ANYTHING that moves. :bounce: That fat ass on the left is out of the question though, the blond on the other hand is about 5-6 shots of Jack D

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turpit wrote :

Wow, how standards have fallen. The guys at toms guide are calling this chick a babe?? Maybe....if youre 78, infirm, and looking through the beer goggles. Overall the Toms Guide 'babes of Cebit' gets a big thumbs down.



I'm no stud but I'd have a good shot getting laid by one of the women in the picture you posted.

http://media.bestofmicro.com/babes-cebit-2008-my-extra,E-K-84764-13.jpg

However I think the so called Cebit babe in this picture is a guy in drag.

http://media.bestofmicro.com/babes-cebit-2008-intel,E-D-84757-13.jpg

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The blonde is okayish, I guess, the brunette dressed in black in the background doesn't look too bad, but then I'm somewhat hungover at the moment, and the brunette in the foreground is something I'd only do after two bottles of tequila, a sixpack of reasonable beer and half a cellarful of cheap wine.

The thing with the blue hair looks like a refugee from a bad anime.

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Reply to mugz
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Excellent observation.
The brunette in black would be my first choice.

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Reply to zpyrd

Meh. I've done worse.

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Reply to audiovoodoo
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Blonde would be ok naked, the brunnete looks like she's got some kind of chromosome disorder, be like f.ucking sloth from the Goonies.

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turpit wrote :

Wow, how standards have fallen. The guys at toms guide are calling this chick a babe?? Maybe....if youre 78, infirm, and looking through the beer goggles. Overall the Toms Guide 'babes of Cebit' gets a big thumbs down.

http://media.bestofmicro.com/babes [...] 764-13.jpg



I think they were referring to the blonde on the left, behind the monitor. Those THG guys aren't even good at using digital cameras.

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Reply to riser

I think they ought to just keep using their cameras as tasers.

Reply to exit2dos
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Or go to the local strip joint and take a few pictures. That'll get geek attention.

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Reply to riser
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..*Gets a great idea*..
I'll be right back...

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Reply to lvdax
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This should be good...

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Reply to mugz

There must be some serious GIMPage in progress for it to have taken this long.

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Reply to audiovoodoo
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The blond looks cute! and cuddly!

Reply to pike
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This should be very good then...

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Reply to mugz
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Where'd he go?

Reply to pike

He's probably still at the strip joint.

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Reply to audiovoodoo
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Probably dead in a ditch for taking pictures in a strip club.

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nope...still alive... Just under the weather and can't do these GIMP'ed pics at work...

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Just for the hell of it i finished 3 of the 5 for your Friday enjoyment... I'll attempt to finish the rest later...
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/lvdac/Last-supper.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/lvdac/llama-pole-1.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/lvdac/AV-bodybuilder.gif

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BTW i need a face pic of RC, Tom or Wingy...
..*Evil Grin*..

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Reply to lvdax

Wingdings are only a rumour. They might not in fact exist.

Reply to WingDing

WIngding's are something to do with Windows. In my tired state all I can do is just say meh.

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WingDing wrote :

Wingdings are only a rumour. They might not in fact exist.


Rumor or not... you will soon be GIMPed

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Final installment for this week... Enjoy
Riser...
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/lvdac/fat_naked_riser.jpg
AV....
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/lvdac/valentines-AV.jpg
Our Very Own Forum Scouse...
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/lvdac/tom.jpg
And We can't forget about Dirty_Barry, or Pike... Take your pick.. [/jokingly]
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/lvdac/HeadUpAss-Naked.jpg

Cheers...

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That last image.. is just too funny...

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Reply to mugz

Does my bum look big in that thong?

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Reply to audiovoodoo

Bastards...They have my pic from last nights episodes...
I mean, er. . ..That was a good photoshop...Ha ha ha, what a trooper.

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mugz wrote :

+5 GIMP.


W00t!!!

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turpit wrote :

Wow, how standards have fallen. The guys at toms guide are calling this chick a babe?? Maybe....if youre 78, infirm, and looking through the beer goggles. Overall the Toms Guide 'babes of Cebit' gets a big thumbs down.

http://media.bestofmicro.com/babes [...] 764-13.jpg



F*ck off, Turpy! You fussy bugger, you! :heink:

You and Rise can f*ck off to Hollywood, because that is surely the dream-factory that you blokes most desire to visit. :lol:

The blonde is rippin' and the brunette would be great after 7 pints and a few grogs.

Tom? Back me up in here, gov.


Message edited by BomberBill on 03-09-2008 at 05:07:54 PM
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The part two installment of Babes of CeBIT are better looking than part one.

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Reply to zpyrd

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agreed but not by much.. All in all a let down... I'll post some pics when i go to Networld Interop this year in Vegas. I bet they will be 10 times cuter

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Reply to lvdax

Dax...

-10 fail points for those pics. Please feel obliged to make a picture of mine and impose it on something involving George Michael.

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Reply to Caboose-1

What fun would that be?

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Reply to JustPlainJef

Maybe if you pasted Tom's face on the Elton John side of the pic?

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Caboose-1 wrote :

Dax...

-10 fail points for those pics. Please feel obliged to make a picture of mine and impose it on something involving George Michael.


I thought that's what your profile pic was already.

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Reply to lvdax

No that is my actual picture lol. I have worked out a lot lately for this Mrs' pleasure so I'm a bit bigger but my face is still the same, which is what we are after right? I am actually rather surprised at your lack of desire to make fun of me as well, seeing as how I am the local bastard love child of two gay men.

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Caboose-1 wrote :

No that is my actual picture lol. I have worked out a lot lately for this Mrs' pleasure so I'm a bit bigger but my face is still the same, which is what we are after right? I am actually rather surprised at your lack of desire to make fun of me as well, seeing as how I am the local bastard love child of two gay men.



Tom and Riser??? Man i am sorry... I send my condolences.
..*Snickers and walks away*..

Don't worry you'll be GIMPed soon...

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Reply to lvdax

lvdax wrote :

Tom and Riser???



That would explain the shell suit..

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Reply to audiovoodoo
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It all becomes clear now.

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Reply to mugz

** Puts on glasses **

Yes it does.

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