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Redneck Mansion

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Living large on a budget!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j23/_WW_/Mansion.jpg

------------------------------ These forumz screwed up my sig...
+42 not give a shyte points...
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stop posting pic's of risers home, we don't really want to know how he lives.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
Reply to strangestranger

I've never been religious, but I think I've just seen heaven.

------------------------------ Hey baby, do you work for Intel? 'Cause you got "Fine" written all over you.
Reply to exit2dos

Someone got a set of Craftsman tools for Christmas.

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

Reply to KingLoftusXII

Lolz, Ws. :)

------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
Diggin' it: HardHouse
E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)

Reply to BomberBill
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So that's what Tornados dream about.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

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It's a fake. There is no old toilet bowl in use as a flower pot.

Reply to Anoobis
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Picasso ain't sh!t compared to this work of art.

------------------------------ Now Featuring:
+10 GIMP Bonus|+5 Disturbing Pics Bonus|+5 Open source adulteration.|-3 basic fixed gag | +13 aimed at Jef |
+5 Null Points(+5 too much time -5 work too much = +5 Null) |...*** GIMPAGE!! ***...

Reply to lvdax
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That's an interesting one.

Reply to Mugz

** Notices that RC is quiet on this one **

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo
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A redneck high rise isn't around here.... You have to go south th see s-it like that....

I do get a occasional glimpse of some rednecks up here at times though... I posted the Auburn air boast last summer...

Oh yea, I was driving down the 2 lane tarvy last summer & saw a redneck fishing trip in progress.... Seem this bass boat was for sale beside the road.... It had been there all summer from the look of it, weeds up to the bottom of the boat on the trailer.... 2 rednecks, with 2 long neck Bud's, sitting in the bass chairs, fishing, I guess..... I laughed & waved as I drove by.....

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Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with Bull S-it!!!!!
Reply to RCPilot

People may knock the rednecks but they can sometimes just be ahead of the game. Take a look:

http://www.timeout.com/london/prop [...] /4122.html

http://yamabushi.wordpress.com/2007/10/15/containers/

My brother and I have been talking about doing something on those lines for a while as a possible way to get a property built on a brown field site somewhere.

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

RCPilot wrote :

I do get a occasional glimpse of some rednecks up here at times though...



Yes RC, it's called a mirror [/harsh]

Reply to WingDing
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*Bastage*

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Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with Bull S-it!!!!!
Reply to RCPilot

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!! :) :)

Reply to WingDing
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And that took you how long?

Reply to Mugz

Longer than it takes me to get a shag.

Reply to WingDing

Impossible - You actually got the bastage.

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

All he need do is marry RC and he'll never get another bastage.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

But I'd acquire some unique toothpicks...

Reply to WingDing

And a large invoice from Coors.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

That's gotta be less painful than this month's bill from Prada.

Reply to WingDing

You can tell you're Irish. You seen that the bastages have just put another 6% duty on booze :( [/UK Budget day]

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

I'm in the US right now so I missed that. That's lousy.

Reply to WingDing

audiovoodoo wrote :

You can tell you're Irish. You seen that the bastages have just put another 6% duty on booze :( [/UK Budget day]



Coors is unaffected though.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

Quote :

# Cigarettes up 11p a packet.

# Beer up by 4p a pint, wine 14p a bottle, spirits 55p a bottle and cider 3p a litre by Sunday.

# Duties on alcohol will go up by 2% above inflation for next four years.



So true...

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

Back to the home brew then, I guess....

Reply to WingDing

That, or shoplifting.


But all the shops are too heavy for me [/Irish]

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
Reply to llama_man

WingDing wrote :

Back to the home meths then, I guess....



Fixed.

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo
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More accurate, too.

Reply to Mugz

Or drinking the leftovers at the bottom of my wife's perfume bottles :(

Reply to WingDing

** Produces rather nice No.5 scented belch **

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

Oy! That was mine...!!

Reply to WingDing
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*gags*

Jeez, you smell like a bloody cheap knockshop!

Reply to Mugz

Well you should know....

Reply to WingDing

He does know all...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

** Takes swig from Wingy old spice bottle **

Urgh... you know this stuff is bad enough to drive a man to Coors.

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

Wow, that's some pretty strong words there buddy...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef
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I would threaten an asthma attack, but that would achieve the wrong sort of response here.

*strikes match*

Reply to Mugz

Oh my... this could save on hair cuts for a while...

** belch **

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

...*smell of fried chimp*...

Reply to WingDing

Fcuk - I'm as bald as Mr Smart.

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo
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*resulting conflagaration results in hairless chimp and singed messianic beard*

Reply to Mugz

My arse hair is distinctly crispy too....

Reply to WingDing

No change there then.

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo

You should know.

Reply to WingDing

Boy can you tell you are tired... :sarcastic:

** Passes Wingy a line of speed **

Now you can 'Whizz' through the presentation.

------------------------------ When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out.
Reply to audiovoodoo
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*snaps fingers*

*beard returns to normal*

The hours may suck, but the perks... Oh my God the perks...

Reply to Mugz

Thanks man. I can hardly see the screen right now, and unusually it's not because of my splattered seed.

Reply to WingDing
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I find Red Bull (or similar) has more predictable effects...

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