Redneck Mansion

Living large on a budget!

I've never been religious, but I think I've just seen heaven.

Lolz, Ws.

It's a fake. There is no old toilet bowl in use as a flower pot.

That's an interesting one.

A redneck high rise isn't around here.... You have to go south th see s-it like that....

I do get a occasional glimpse of some rednecks up here at times though... I posted the Auburn air boast last summer...

Oh yea, I was driving down the 2 lane tarvy last summer & saw a redneck fishing trip in progress.... Seem this bass boat was for sale beside the road.... It had been there all summer from the look of it, weeds up to the bottom of the boat on the trailer.... 2 rednecks, with 2 long neck Bud's, sitting in the bass chairs, fishing, I guess..... I laughed & waved as I drove by.....

Yes RC, it's called a mirror [/harsh]

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Longer than it takes me to get a shag.

All he need do is marry RC and he'll never get another bastage.

And a large invoice from Coors.

You can tell you're Irish. You seen that the bastages have just put another 6% duty on booze [/UK Budget day]

Coors is unaffected though.

Back to the home brew then, I guess....

Fixed.

Or drinking the leftovers at the bottom of my wife's perfume bottles

Oy! That was mine...!!

Well you should know....

** Takes swig from Wingy old spice bottle **

Urgh... you know this stuff is bad enough to drive a man to Coors.

I would threaten an asthma attack, but that would achieve the wrong sort of response here.

*strikes match*

...*smell of fried chimp*...

*resulting conflagaration results in hairless chimp and singed messianic beard*

No change there then.

Boy can you tell you are tired...

** Passes Wingy a line of speed **

Now you can 'Whizz' through the presentation.

Thanks man. I can hardly see the screen right now, and unusually it's not because of my splattered seed.