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audiovoodoo   03-12-2008 at 06:31:30 PM

I found this on Gizmodo. You know you've lost the war on terror when Playmobil release the Security Check Point toy.

http://uk.gizmodo.com/playmobil%20security.jpg

I think a few of the customer feedback posts on Amazon might be slightly taking the piss

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I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.

The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I've heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I'll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).



You can catch the rest of them at Amazon

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WingDing   03-12-2008 at 07:55:39 PM
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I rammed my knob into it and it just fell apart. Honestly, the crap they sell these days.....

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zpyrd   03-12-2008 at 08:00:59 PM
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WingDing wrote :

I rammed my knob into it and it just fell apart. Honestly, the crap they sell these days.....



$hitt....I thought you were restricted to remain 1000m from all security, customs and border crossing check points.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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WingDing   03-12-2008 at 08:24:05 PM
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Given the length of my sticky manhood, that's very difficult to achieve.

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Dirty_Barry   03-13-2008 at 12:34:30 AM
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Trust me, I know...Even away from Ireland, wingy has deadly accuracy with such a massive weapon.

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audiovoodoo   03-13-2008 at 10:59:45 AM
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WingDing wrote :

I rammed my knob into it and it just fell apart. Honestly, the crap they sell these days.....



Does Tom know he just lost another member of staff?

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WingDing   03-13-2008 at 11:02:26 AM
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I still have my kneecaps, so I'll go with a 'no' on that one....

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mugz   03-13-2008 at 11:13:20 AM
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AMAGAHOOGA! Boing! Boing! Boing!

*bounces away on a pogo stick*

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WingDing   03-13-2008 at 11:22:13 AM
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That's not a pogo stick.....

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audiovoodoo   03-13-2008 at 11:23:34 AM
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Serves him right for using poor quality Eastern Eurpoean models... we all know they have higher running costs.

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mugz   03-13-2008 at 11:25:01 AM
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You're right. Normal pogo sticks don't have two big balls, nor are they sticky.

Nor do I ache in the nether regions while using it.

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WingDing   03-13-2008 at 11:32:55 AM
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And yet you have a senere smile on your face....

As well as the man-muck, of course....

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mugz   03-13-2008 at 11:40:00 AM
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Senere?

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WingDing   03-13-2008 at 11:41:53 AM
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Yes. I haven't slept in 2 days.

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mugz   03-13-2008 at 11:44:14 AM
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That's bad. Why not?

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audiovoodoo   03-13-2008 at 11:47:19 AM
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Fear of how crusty his curtains will be when he gets home...

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WingDing   03-13-2008 at 11:47:41 AM
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Messed up due to jet lag and time differences, and way behind on strategy work that I have to present today.

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RCPilot   03-13-2008 at 11:48:33 AM
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Dang.... No time to play over here.... [shrug]

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audiovoodoo   03-13-2008 at 11:51:36 AM
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You'll get it done... or you'll just have to 'Wing' it...

** Gets cycling shoes and heads for door **

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WingDing   03-13-2008 at 11:55:18 AM
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Bad chimp. Out you go.

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mugz   03-13-2008 at 12:00:34 PM
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*Casts chimp into the outer darkness*

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audiovoodoo   03-13-2008 at 12:00:39 PM
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Ding Ding! :p

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mugz   03-13-2008 at 12:02:01 PM
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Dong? Schlong? Bong?

*packs the bong*

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JustPlainJef   03-13-2008 at 01:32:56 PM
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...*packs Mrs. Ding's back door*...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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Dirty_Barry   03-13-2008 at 11:12:48 PM
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*films Jef banging Mrs.Wingy*
The file titles never end
*Mrs.Wingy 8546 - Tight bottom it ain't*

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