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As you all know I want to wreak verbal mayhem on all idiots who post dumb ass threads in all forums except the "Other"

For persons interested, Vista SP1 is available for public download via Windows/Microsoft Update. There are language restrictions. So if your computer configured language is something other than English, German, French, Nippon (I have trouble spelling Japanese) no SP1 for Vista Ultimate for you.

It takes a while to install. I haven't found the SP1 download with the option to save to disk.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

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Nerd.

Reply to Tom_Smart

I like tits.
I like llama tits too.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

Reply to zpyrd

Never mind smarty pants, he beleives reality is to be found inside a bottle of liquor.

no french for vista? ah! that's ok, i'm still with xp, no rush

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Message edited by pike on 03-18-2008 at 08:57:26 PM

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Its not reality. Its better than reality inside that bottle.

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Reply to Riser

Vista SP1 is available for English, French, Spanish, German and Japanese.

Pike if you search you can get Service Pack 3 for WinXP.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

Reply to zpyrd

Why would anyone want Windows? /linux rules/

Reply to Dirty_Barry

Reported.

Reply to exit2dos

$699 (the fee you legally owe SCO if you use Lunix) is $300 more than the price Windows Server 2003 Web Edition, which has more features, greater stability, and has been shown time and time again to have a higher ROI.

Reply to Tom_Smart

SP3? I don't know. I don't really use my pc that much anymore.

Reply to pike

Er, I use linux and they do state that it is free...If I knew how to include a pic into a bloody post would take a snap shot.

Reply to Dirty_Barry

Good evening Chunt Funter.

So you regularly use the follpwing Lunix commands?

chown -R us ./base

chmod +rwx yourmum

apt-get install aids

whois god

bash yourself

finger -mother

mount -father

Hope this helps.

Tom.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Good evening Windows user.

You will find that those commands are either incorrect or simply do not exist within linux.

Hope this helps.

Chunty.

Reply to Dirty_Barry

Linux is for commie bastards. Or super dooper system admin nerds who are 40 year old virgins.

I'm going to keep sucking on the WinTel nipple.

If I had an old P3/815 GMCH with 512MB PC 133 and a 10GB 5400 hard drive I'd give commie Linux a try. But I don't, so it's never going to happen.

Bigguns Forever

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

Reply to zpyrd

@ Tom, ROFLMAO That was great!

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Reply to 4ryan6

Good evening Chunt Funter.

I believe you use YouBumToo. After seeing it's default wallparer, I can see why.

Hope this helps.

Message edited by Tom_Smart on 03-19-2008 at 12:39:00 AM

Reply to Tom_Smart

Hey Zippy, here you go.

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads [...] layLang=en

Reply to Tom_Smart

Good evening Tom.

You are incorrect. I use Fedora.

Though Ubuntu with KDE 4 I hear is pretty good.

Yes, I will admit it; the wallpaper was funny a fcuk!!!

Hope this helps.

Chunty.

Reply to Dirty_Barry

pike wrote :

no french for vista? ah!

Nope.. They gave up and surrendered...

Good evening Chunt Funter.

How do you get a hat to manage a computer?

Hope this helps.

Tom.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Good morning Tom.

I have no idea. How does a hat manage a computer?

Hope this is answered.

Chunty.

Reply to Dirty_Barry

Good evening Chunt Funter.

You claim you use a hat as an operating system for you computer.

Hope this helps.

Tom.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Good morning Tom.

That is not completely true.
I am running unix with the Fedora GUI - Graphical User Interface.

Again, I am not sure how a hat manage's my computer.

Any light you can shed would be helpful.

Hope this helps.

Chunty.

Reply to Dirty_Barry

Good evening Chunt Funter.

I think you are too retarded for an explanation.

Hope this helps.

Tom.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Thanks Tom!
I just finished sucking off Billy Gates weenie.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
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Reply to zpyrd

You're welcome.

Reply to Tom_Smart

cat poop > Tom | more

Reply to audiovoodoo

Good evening Tom.

Yes, I am too retarded - what else is new?
But for the rest of the non-retarded people: tell them whi my computer is managed by a hat?

Hope this helps.

Chunty.

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Reply to Dirty_Barry

mv db > /dev/null

Reply to audiovoodoo

Dirty hippy...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

chmod +hate ./Jef

Reply to audiovoodoo

chode...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

We're not all Tuna men, Jef.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Only a chosen few can be so lucky...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

Just a shame its flakes not steak in your case..

Reply to audiovoodoo

...*cries*...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

That's it, let it out you pilchard pecker.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Dirty_Barry wrote :

But for the rest of the non-retarded people: tell them whi my computer is managed by a hat?

Worked it out yet? :sarcastic:

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Reply to llama_man

*bashes everybody repeatedly over the head with an assortment of items that look like they come from a sex shop*

*stuffs comatose people into a variety of llama suits*

*arranges a nice pageant*

*opens beer cooler, sets up lawn chairs* [/whatever happened to 'No computer talk, just go away'?]

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Reply to mugz

I hope I got the pink llama suit.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

Reply to zpyrd

...*walks over, grabs a beer, sits down for the pagent*...

I'm glad I didn't mention the "c" word this time...

...*lights the grill*...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

Funnily enough, you di...

*checks invoice*

Since when have we been making llama suits in pink?!?

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Reply to mugz

*Grabs large assortment of sex toys. Goes into corner to have a field day*

Reply to Dirty_Barry

Used to playing by yourself there eh DB?

Reply to audiovoodoo

Yes, yes I am. Is that a problem?

I find it's far easier than fcuking around with fcuk buddies emotions.

Reply to Dirty_Barry

Fcuk buddies are not supposed to have emotions, just a wet and willing hole.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Had few that eventually had emotions added to that simple 'fcuk'

It feels very strange when that happens and it's not fun anymore.

Reply to Dirty_Barry

Tell me about it... I had the 'but why don't you want me?' mail to deal with when I got in last night.

Reply to audiovoodoo

..*reads thread title and skips the entire thing*..

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+42 not give a shyte points...
Reply to _WW_

To stop it I either tell a woman I am after a simple fcuk; nothing more. We will not be together, we will not have children and nothing that you picture in your imagination will happen.

Or, it would be better if we are mates. Nothing more than mates. Again, everything in your imagination will not happen.

I have found two ways of dealing with such mails: either you ignore it and hope they leave you alone, or you flat out tell them that you're a simple shag buddy..

You done what pray tell AV?

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