This story just bothers me.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,341869,00.html

Lady, maybe God gave you medicine. F'ing loon.

That was bloody stupid, actually. Worst part is due to the 'adult's' lack of judgement (i.e. the blind faith), the child dies. God may exist, but He doesn't perform miracles on a whim, and definitely does not - notnotnotnotnot - give His followers the ability to perform magic.

Reminds me of that joke where the guy dies in a flood.

News tells him to prepare for a flood. Neighbor comes by and asks if he wants to head for higher ground with him. Guy says no, God will save him and he prays. Flood comes and floods his house. Another dude shows up in a canoe and offers to take our religious friend with him. Our boy says nope, God will help him and he continues to pray. House is completely flooded and our mensa boy is sitting on his roof...praying. Helicopter comes by to rescue him. Again he turns the help down indicating that God will save him. Chopper leaves and bright boy drowns.

Whilst in heaven dumbass walks up to God and asks why God didn't save him. God stares back at him in disbelief and says "WTF are you talking about. I sent your neighbor, a man in a canoe and fcuking helicopter to come save your dumbass!!"

I'm sure there were plenty of people telling these retarded parents to get their daughter medical help. Their remaining children should be taken away and the parents should be drawn out and shot out back behind the shed.

And yet people are often surprised that I despise these "people".

It's amazing how many people there are that are ignorant at this level.

I can sort of understand people believing in god as it helps some people deal with difficult situations in life, but as Mugz pointed out, I cant understand the complete lack of judgment and common sense that some of the blind believers have.

I once had a guy tell me how people in biblical times people lived to 900 years old. I asked him if he truly believed it? Without a doubt he said. It's a book that was written thousands of years ago when people believed in witches and crazy **** and thought the world was flat. People parted seas and built giant boats where two of every animal was on board. Sounds like a Harry Potter book to me.

I don't have a problem with people that have religious beliefs, but damn, use your f-ing head once in a while.

That's what they say. I mean ****, if you can lift 135 pounds with it, it must be.

He can raise a weight but raising an orgasm from his missus still alludes him.

That's as much due to my swollen wrists from the excessive daytime masturbation sessions than it is my inability to remember my own name.

** Faint sound of slapping skin drifts across the thread **

The addition of Fairy Liquid makes for an excellent soapy washing up wank.

And?

And I'd be grateful if you'd spare us such a dreadful spectacle.

+ 100 really obvious gag

Oh for fock's sake.....

...*kicks chimp right up the arse*...

I'm drunk and I took the liberty of harassing you over Toledo.

It's unfair and unreasonable, and I apologise.

But by christ it's funny to know that your city is full of nutters and fat broads who like to pork randoms.

That's good, mate. Yeah, a hot tub sounds nice, but do you really want to make such capital improvements given the deflationary nature of the housing market there.

I wouldn't be putting a cent into domestic dwellings in this market.

Mate, I'd only put that sh*t in just before I go to sell; just like you put a fresh coat of paint on in a hot market to score a quick -- and extra -- 10k.

Save your money, bro.

Buy a few hookers instead and really blow your hair back for your birthday.

Mike, what given the lambasting you receive from the lads here (myself included), nobody -- and I mean nobody -- would begrudge your work ethic and educational aspirations.

You're a good man.

The more money you make, the more ways you find to spend it.

I might have to go out and celebrate with a few beers tonight.

Oh wait, its Friday. I was going to do that anyways.

I do appologise... I can only put it down to the dehydration from that ride yesterday.

And there was I thinking you were about to offer a salty drink to help restore my electrolyte balance...

That shade of yellow and thich rich consistency make it more of a Crème brûlée.

Fixed. Like I said, thick and rich.

Far more intimately than I ever feared

Although ultimately disapointing in both girth and duration.