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nukemaster   04-01-2008 at 08:18:44 AM

What happened to general?

 

As it says. any good Aprils fools jokes worth passive...link em up

 

Everyone who uses Xfire check it out....not as good as last year....

 

Guess Bioshock was not worth it to them....
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3732/xfirefoolzar5.gif

 

Have not seen anything from Google yet....TISP was awesome last year
http://www.google.com/tisp/

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Message edited by nukemaster on 04-01-2008 at 08:19:43 AM
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http://tinyurl.com/26uxxb - C2/i7 Temp? http://tinyurl.com/cj3pw - VGA power?
http://tinyurl.com/5v55wk - C2 Mem performance? http://tinyurl.com/6pmbke - SLI/Xfire?
http://tinyurl.com/yfmxdc9 - Part Guide?
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mugz   04-02-2008 at 11:09:52 AM
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Jesus M Christ! Can someone please create a virus that formats hard drive and BIOS the moment leet gets used? Now I have a headache.

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Anoobis   04-02-2008 at 06:29:38 PM
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What is this crap?

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audiovoodoo   04-02-2008 at 07:19:23 PM
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Looks like I'm not the only one suffering from the revenge of the Mung Bean..

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RCPilot   04-02-2008 at 07:29:14 PM
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No doubt about that!!!!!!

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nukemaster   04-02-2008 at 09:02:10 PM
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Hello it was april fools.....was looking for any other pages that did things too...

 

http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html
http://www.google.com/tisp/
http://www.google.com/romance/
http://www.google.com/googlegulp/
http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html
http://www.google.com/mentalplex/


Message edited by nukemaster on 04-02-2008 at 09:05:36 PM
------------------------------ http://i33.tinypic.com/sw3a5y.png
http://tinyurl.com/26uxxb - C2/i7 Temp? http://tinyurl.com/cj3pw - VGA power?
http://tinyurl.com/5v55wk - C2 Mem performance? http://tinyurl.com/6pmbke - SLI/Xfire?
http://tinyurl.com/yfmxdc9 - Part Guide?
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BomberBill   04-04-2008 at 10:01:39 AM
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nukemaster wrote :

What happened to general?

As it says. any good Aprils fools jokes worth passive...link em up

Everyone who uses Xfire check it out....not as good as last year....

Guess Bioshock was not worth it to them....
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505 [...] olzar5.gif

Have not seen anything from Google yet....TISP was awesome last year
http://www.google.com/tisp/



Your old man's not proud of you. And no, this ain't an April fool's, jackass.

Piss off!

------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
Diggin' it: HardHouse E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)
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audiovoodoo   04-04-2008 at 11:31:27 AM
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I can't see him getting a BTD any time soon.

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mugz   04-04-2008 at 02:27:57 PM
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Nor an STD. Sad, but true.

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BomberBill   04-11-2008 at 07:21:57 PM
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nukemaster wrote :

What happened to general?

As it says. any good Aprils fools jokes worth passive...link em up

Everyone who uses Xfire check it out....not as good as last year....

Guess Bioshock was not worth it to them....
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505 [...] olzar5.gif

Have not seen anything from Google yet....TISP was awesome last year
http://www.google.com/tisp/



You come at me and I'll kill ya. [/seemingly random]

Hey, that chick wants to do me, Bomber. [/Rise on pills; more than likely]

------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
Diggin' it: HardHouse E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)
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BomberBill   04-11-2008 at 07:23:52 PM
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Actually, Nuke, I will kill ya. lolz

For f*ckin' free, bro.

Never mind our lad Welshy; that's hot pill sex he's scoring there. [/productive]

------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
Diggin' it: HardHouse E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)
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Riser   04-11-2008 at 07:59:42 PM
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I need no pills or malibu and pineapple.

I'd need both if I went after your kind of tarts though. ;)

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audiovoodoo   04-11-2008 at 10:20:15 PM
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I'm about to head off to check the delights of Manchester. I'll take Bombers kit and raise it a shotgun. After all what other way is there to bring a charging Moose to it's knees.


Message edited by audiovoodoo on 04-11-2008 at 10:21:17 PM
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Dirty_Barry   04-12-2008 at 01:27:39 AM
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A harpoon?

Wingy in front of you.

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audiovoodoo   04-12-2008 at 11:20:57 AM
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The only thing I brought to me knees last night was myself. Alcohol + Heart to heart with ex GF = Stonkingly bad sore head.

Oh.. and just to add fun to the mix my bizare housemate has just returned complete with some guy with a double bass. I get the impression they are about to start a recording session in the room next door. This is NOT a good development...

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Dirty_Barry   04-12-2008 at 05:34:17 PM
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They're an ex for a reason. There's no need to speak to them once you have had your way with them.

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audiovoodoo   04-12-2008 at 06:32:49 PM
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We went through a lot together and I'm glad to have her as a friend. Her mum is dying of cancer and in the final stages. If being there for her to talk to is being soft then I'm happy to be tarred with that brush.

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mugz   04-14-2008 at 10:34:08 AM
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Nothing wrong with being sensitive and caring. It opens the door to an artful seduction very easily.

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llama_man   04-14-2008 at 02:42:19 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

We went through a lot together and I'm glad to have her as a friend.


I hope you made use of her fragile state and porked her [/Bomber sensitivity]

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JustPlainJef   04-14-2008 at 03:06:56 PM
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Hopefully he won't come back with a Riser...


"Well, I could have porked her, but her temperature seemed a few degrees high, and I didn't want to get sick."

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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audiovoodoo   04-14-2008 at 10:18:40 PM
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No porking involved. Unless I was to get back with her I'd just not allow that to happen. Way to much emotion involved to go messing with that.

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WingDing   04-14-2008 at 10:35:36 PM
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Remember folks, a penis has no memory and no conscience.

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audiovoodoo   04-14-2008 at 10:37:32 PM
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Yet a chimpenis does...

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WingDing   04-14-2008 at 11:06:37 PM
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Remember folks, a Chimpenis has no intelligence and no job [/harsh and inconsiderate]

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audiovoodoo   04-14-2008 at 11:33:45 PM
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But they would make a good gargoyle. [/He knows what I'm talking about.]

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WingDing   04-15-2008 at 10:00:59 AM
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I like the idea of your face being plastered on the side of a building.

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audiovoodoo   04-15-2008 at 02:09:30 PM
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At least then I could look down at the doormat... [/Brutal]

http://www.roadsidescholar.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/welcome_doormat.jpg

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JustPlainJef   04-15-2008 at 02:19:33 PM
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And you could spit in his coffee when he leaves.

Wait a minute... I gotta dig for a bit... Ah, there it is...

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t7/JustPlainJef/0891_bugger_off_thumb.jpg

Edit? What edit?


Message edited by JustPlainJef on 04-15-2008 at 02:20:10 PM
------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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mugz   04-15-2008 at 05:32:50 PM
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I need a mug like that. Just have to change it from 'PC support' to something more... appropriate.

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audiovoodoo   04-15-2008 at 06:00:46 PM
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Bresticle balancing services?

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mugz   04-16-2008 at 10:10:17 AM
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Actually, because I once did work in PC support (and hated every damn second of it), that mug would be appropriate.

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BomberBill   04-18-2008 at 10:28:18 AM
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Riser wrote :

I need no pills or malibu and pineapple.

I'd need both if I went after your kind of tarts though. ;)



:lol: :lol: :D

Good call. :D

------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
Diggin' it: HardHouse E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)
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BomberBill   04-18-2008 at 10:31:43 AM
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llama_man wrote :

I hope you made use of her fragile state and porked her [/Bomber sensitivity]



:lol:

Well, I am a softy. [/ :ange: ]

------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
Diggin' it: HardHouse E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)
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audiovoodoo   04-18-2008 at 12:31:02 PM
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Softy? That would be a result of the Ice and Grog, Bomber. [/Brewers]

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BomberBill   04-18-2008 at 02:28:46 PM
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Grog is good for the soul; ice is wonderful for the mind. [/convict to the end]

------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
Diggin' it: HardHouse E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)
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