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audiovoodoo   04-01-2008 at 09:25:50 AM

Well Wingy you sick Irish focker it's time to put your money where your mouth is... You asked for this!

!!!WARNING CONTAINS EXPLICIT PICTURES OF THE CHIMP IN SEX ACTS!!!

A little oral to get me warmed up

Spoiler :

http://images.indymedia.org/imc/richmond/image/9/monkeysex.bmp



Potting the pink

Spoiler :

http://www.mediastorehouse.com/previewimage.php?mediaid=645651&fsp=1



Oh Wingy!!!

Spoiler :

http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/NAN1404.jpg



A much deserved post match smoke

Spoiler :

http://www.inkycircus.com/photos/uncategorized/chimp_smoking.jpg




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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 09:34:27 AM
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...*produces chequebook*...

...*begins to write cheque*...

...*tears up cheque when Wingding name across arse is not apparent*...

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audiovoodoo   04-01-2008 at 09:38:15 AM
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You think I'd post the real goods on here..? Get you e-mail PM'd over and prepare to puke.

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JustPlainJef   04-01-2008 at 12:01:27 PM
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Do we all get proof?



Through PM, of course...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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JustPlainJef   04-01-2008 at 12:50:25 PM
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Bah. Oh well. I certainly won't lose any sleep over it.

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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audiovoodoo   04-01-2008 at 01:01:26 PM
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You have seen the date I take it? Besides even I have some limits and the thought of you getting your rocks off to the sight of my tight little chimp ass pounding the Salford slapper is not something I wish to dwell on...

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JustPlainJef   04-01-2008 at 01:19:30 PM
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I've seen my wife's date, yes...

I understand your fear, and they are well founded... I'd simply laugh at it, but I'm sure there are others here that would keep it for those lonely nights at home...

LOL... Reading your post above, I started thinking that you wrote Wingding on your arse, then I realized that seeing your arse was prolly due to camera placement...

OK, that's well more than enough of me discussing your arse...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 01:30:17 PM
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No, please continue.

...*pleasures self*...

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audiovoodoo   04-01-2008 at 01:31:27 PM
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Strangely enough we did actually have a play with a camera last night... it was in my hands and filming POV so not a chance I'd ever be recognised! In all honesty though I'd far rather move on and find the love thing than the sex thing. Sex is great but making love is much more fullfilling.

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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 01:32:22 PM
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Oh for focks sake man, grow up.

...*bitch slaps chimp*...

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BigMac   04-01-2008 at 01:32:31 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

Strangely enough we did actually have a play with a camera last night... it was in my hands and filming POV so not a chance I'd ever be recognised! In all honesty though I'd far rather move on and find the love thing than the sex thing. Sex is great but making love is much more fullfilling gratifying.



corrected for possible misinterpretation.

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audiovoodoo   04-01-2008 at 01:35:33 PM
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WingDing wrote :

Oh for focks sake man, grow up.

...*bitch slaps chimp*...




Is a chimp not allowed the occasional pike moment?

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llama_man   04-01-2008 at 01:37:01 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

Sex is great but making love is much more fullfilling.



Fixed.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 01:37:09 PM
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No-one is allowed an occassional Pike moment. Even Pike.

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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 01:38:01 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

Sex is great but it's no substitute for the real thing.



Wingding fixed.

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llama_man   04-01-2008 at 01:39:28 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

Sex is great but hanging out in the men's loos is much more fullfilling.


Riser fixed.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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audiovoodoo   04-01-2008 at 01:40:20 PM
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Ok... I'll clarify.

I'm sick of banging a fat minger from Slaford and would far prefer something more slimline and socailly accpetable. Somebody that I would not be ashamed to have as the mother of my child should an accident occur.

That better for you?

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BigMac   04-01-2008 at 01:40:43 PM
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WingDing wrote :

Wingding fixed.



most people like their partners to be still alive afterwards


Message edited by BigMac on 04-01-2008 at 01:41:20 PM
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llama_man   04-01-2008 at 01:41:07 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

Sex was great (I think ... I can't really remember anymore) but sitting on my tractor is much more fullfilling.


RC fixed.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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llama_man   04-01-2008 at 01:45:39 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

I'm sick of banging a fat minger from Slaford


Where?

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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JustPlainJef   04-01-2008 at 01:49:13 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

Sex is great but a ball-point pen is much more fullfilling than Wingy's member when he's riding me.


Llama fixed.

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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llama_man   04-01-2008 at 02:01:36 PM
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Harsh, but true. Wingy's member is, indeed, thinner than a pipecleaner.

Once I thought RC might be kicking me up the arse, but I realised my mistake when I couldn't hear a banjo.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 02:09:30 PM
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My member is the approximate size of Peru.

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llama_man   04-01-2008 at 02:14:15 PM
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Yes, on a very small map.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 02:20:20 PM
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...*cries*... :(

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llama_man   04-01-2008 at 02:27:53 PM
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Don't worry - I'm sure your wife will make it up to you by performing skilled, enthusiastic fellatio...



..on someone else.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 02:29:06 PM
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...*wails mournfully*...

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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 02:39:29 PM
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Dammit, what did I do to deserve this abuse?

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audiovoodoo   04-01-2008 at 02:42:30 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

Sex is great. Those girls down the docks net me a fortune.



Tom Fixed

audiovoodoo wrote :

Sex is great, but I worry that AV will see my Jag parked up near the Gay Village so I've not been out hunting for a while



Tom Fixed Mk2.

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audiovoodoo   04-01-2008 at 02:47:14 PM
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WingDing wrote :

Dammit, what did I do to deserve this abuse?



Where do you want us to start? Maybe the continued efforts to rape us, maybe the flouting of being considerably richer than the rest of us or perhaps it's just the continual failure to deliver another Mrs P installment.

Personally it's just because I hate you. :p

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llama_man   04-01-2008 at 02:47:16 PM
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WingDing wrote :

Dammit, who did I do to deserve this abuse?


Ainsley Harriot and Gary Wilmot in an unholy threesome.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 02:48:37 PM
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Ah yes, that was one hell of an afternoon. Until Barrymore turned up, at least...

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audiovoodoo   04-01-2008 at 02:48:42 PM
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More Percy Pecker than Percy Pepper I think....

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llama_man   04-01-2008 at 02:48:46 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

maybe the flouting of being considerably richer than the rest of us


True, but at least my wages don't get spent on shoes, handbags and curtains.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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audiovoodoo   04-01-2008 at 02:49:26 PM
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Yes.. but curtains are a consumable in the Wingding houshold.

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llama_man   04-01-2008 at 02:51:13 PM
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My point exactly. About 15 pairs a day if Wingy is out of the house.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 02:52:01 PM
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Funny though, I've never needed to buy starch for them.


Message edited by WingDing on 04-01-2008 at 02:52:30 PM
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audiovoodoo   04-01-2008 at 02:54:07 PM
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Keep that thought in mind the next time you put on a shirt with a nice crisp collar... [/Pearl Necklace]

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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 03:03:12 PM
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I have no idea why you assume that a Wingding would even wear clothes.

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audiovoodoo   04-01-2008 at 03:07:09 PM
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Well she keeps you on a tight lead so you must wear a collar...

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JustPlainJef   04-01-2008 at 04:13:47 PM
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WingDing wrote :

Dammit, what did I do to deserve this abuse?


Ask the poor lobsters in Maine...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 04:19:27 PM
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I can't. They're all dead.

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JustPlainJef   04-01-2008 at 04:29:20 PM
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EXACTLY!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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WingDing   04-01-2008 at 04:39:21 PM
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...er......oh........em......oh yeah.....

...*skulks away, deeply ashamed*...

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