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Riser   04-02-2008 at 10:04:07 PM

Here's the opportunity of your lifetime:
http://abcnews.go.com/Internationa [...] id=4571126

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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audiovoodoo   04-03-2008 at 10:19:33 AM
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Indeed, Rise. There will clearly be oportunities for me to perform backstreet surgery on the gender confused. I'd ask you to be my first patient but as I lack a scanning electron microscope I fear I'd not be able to find your bollocks, let alone remove them.

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BomberBill   04-04-2008 at 09:58:55 AM
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Well I thought it was f*ckin' funny. lolz.

DHlucke's trips to that part of the world had Aub's tongue wagging. :lol:

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------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
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Vokofpolisiekar   04-08-2008 at 12:59:43 PM
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Lekka man - who in !his! right mind would want to become a woman? I feel sorry for the oke that has had a rough night with such a "lady" and realizes it was an it, not a she... Begby springs to mind from Trainspotting

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Riser   04-09-2008 at 07:24:36 PM
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AV's in a hard spot. As a failing man, he's unable to whore himself out. Thus, he has the opportunity to convert.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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audiovoodoo   04-09-2008 at 07:39:41 PM
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I'm an ugly focker as a bloke, what makes you think lipstick and an extra hole are going to help my case? Are you just working on Toledo woman standards?

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pike   04-09-2008 at 11:03:31 PM
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This is a very dissappointing thread.

:(

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WingDing   04-09-2008 at 11:21:11 PM
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Your existence is far more disappointing.

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Evilonigiri   04-10-2008 at 05:54:58 AM
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Yeah, we don't need pikes in this world anymore.

------------------------------ "Nvidia, the Way It's Meant to be PAID Played! - Corrado
*Lesbian Lover Club* - founder Assman
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audiovoodoo   04-10-2008 at 12:21:00 PM
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Did we ever need them to begin with?

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mugz   04-10-2008 at 12:37:48 PM
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"I will have his head on a pike over the city gates at dawn!"

We needed them once. Are there any cities nowadays with gates?

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audiovoodoo   04-10-2008 at 12:52:24 PM
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There are more than you would think. Plenty of ancient cities still have gates. Chester not far from me is an example. There are quite a few in Japan that have modern gates and walls as protection from storm surge etc.

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mugz   04-10-2008 at 01:34:27 PM
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Okay, pikes can still be useful then.

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audiovoodoo   04-10-2008 at 01:41:38 PM
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A pike is a big pointy stick. A pikelet is just a depressing Canadian.

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pike   04-10-2008 at 01:54:47 PM
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I'm not depressed. Nore i'm i high.

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mugz   04-10-2008 at 01:58:50 PM
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There we are then.

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pike   04-10-2008 at 03:25:22 PM
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I meant : Nore am i high...hihi...but you understood

Being high inherently includes it's opposite state without which it looses it's meaning.

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BomberBill   04-11-2008 at 10:14:30 AM
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Quote :

Being high inherently includes it's opposite state without which it looses it's meaning.



I sh*t you not, I'd need to smoke 5 packed bongs just to make heads or tails of that sentence, Pikelet, and the greater meaning that it holds within your mind. ;) :D

By the Hindu gods, my friend, you sure do my head in with some of these sensational statements.

------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
Diggin' it: HardHouse E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)
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mugz   04-11-2008 at 10:37:27 AM
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*wanders off*

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JustPlainJef   04-11-2008 at 11:06:26 AM
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...*rambles on*...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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BomberBill   04-11-2008 at 11:09:24 AM
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...*packs a bong and watches a Jesus-like character wander off into the distance; ponders said event and smokes said bong; slaps own face and packs another bong; turns to Pikelet*...

"Who was that guy? And why are you sipping vanilla flavoured green tea?"

...*smokes 2nd bong*...

"That was Jesus, Pikelet! Pretty special, huh?"

"Only if you can conceive it to be, Bomby. Only if you can conceive it in a pain free environment; one that sees your psyche and conscience free of toxins and..."

...*Bomber packs and smokes third bong*...

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, Pikelet. You're absolutely right, my man, absolutely right. That was Jesus!"

...*Pikelet lets out an exasperated sigh*...

"Pass me the bong."



------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
Diggin' it: HardHouse E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)
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JustPlainJef   04-11-2008 at 11:17:15 AM
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LOL!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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BomberBill   04-11-2008 at 07:16:32 PM
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Where's my Pikelet?

lolz

"I had a coffee and a feed of mushrooms today. I think there's an imbalance somewhere in the world's psyche because of this". [/Pikelet's conscience]

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------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
Diggin' it: HardHouse E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)
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WingDing   04-11-2008 at 10:09:34 PM
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BomberBill wrote :

Where's my Pikelet?



I'm using him as an arse-scratcher.

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JustPlainJef   04-12-2008 at 07:13:33 PM
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It's about darned time someone did!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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audiovoodoo   04-12-2008 at 07:31:50 PM
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Don't give him encouragement or he might find ways to gainfully employ me!

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WingDing   04-12-2008 at 07:40:37 PM
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...*grabs chimp by the legs*...

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audiovoodoo   04-13-2008 at 01:08:12 PM
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** Atemptes to deploy Mung Bean defence mechanism **
** Realises, to his horror, that he's not eaten any for days **
** Lets out lowly perperoni pizza poop **

Eeek! This is not looking good. :(

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WingDing   04-13-2008 at 01:24:33 PM
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...*scratches*...

Aaaaaaaahhh......man, that's good......

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audiovoodoo   04-13-2008 at 01:35:48 PM
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** Turns alarmingly green as he bobs up and down the crack of the pervert posterior **

What the fsck is that team of Morris dancers doing between your butt cheeks?

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WingDing   04-13-2008 at 01:37:16 PM
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They're searching for my Maypole.

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audiovoodoo   04-13-2008 at 01:42:05 PM
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Instead of the mulberry bush they just found grapes.

** Starts to glow as friction intensifies causing rapid heating **

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WingDing   04-13-2008 at 02:15:50 PM
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....hmmmmm....something's burning.....

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audiovoodoo   04-13-2008 at 02:19:50 PM
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** Fur smoke fills the forum **

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WingDing   04-13-2008 at 02:28:56 PM
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...oh the humanity.....

...er hang on....it's only a chimp....

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audiovoodoo   04-13-2008 at 02:33:00 PM
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** Flames start to toast the tyrants tattered turd tunnel **

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WingDing   04-13-2008 at 03:17:22 PM
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+ 7 allitertion

All without the need for my trademark mattress.

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audiovoodoo   04-13-2008 at 09:13:29 PM
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No, just my further flambéed fur :(

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WingDing   04-13-2008 at 10:52:07 PM
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I now hope that you die roaring horribly.

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audiovoodoo   04-13-2008 at 11:52:54 PM
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I'm a chimp not a lion! ;)

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mugz   04-14-2008 at 10:31:42 AM
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*enters*

*photographs the burning chimp-lion thing*

*posts photos on the internet*

*departs*

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audiovoodoo   04-14-2008 at 11:06:46 AM
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You can't have it all ways, take your pick.

1. In the main I'm a Chimp.
2. In the mane I'm a Lion
3. In Maine I'm Lobster meat.



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