Your Son is a Hacker

Not only that you made me read this.... it is utter and complete ****.

Then I got to this paragraph and now things were not even funny anymore:

You've got to be freaking kidding me. I hope you found this in some obscure corner of the net. I'm tempted to forward it to AMD so they can have a field day with it.

The sh!t you can read on the net today is really apalling, and I'm sure there are suckers enough out there that actually believe all of it too.

I admit that I have less free time on my hands than you at the moment [/mean] but actually I did. Hence my proposal to add this topic to the April 1 thread.

The thing is, regardless of where this page is located, people will come there through google or other search engines that will not bother with checking the source or homepage etc. If I were AMD and I knew of this page, I would do something to make it go away.

I do, but I can't look at it at work, so I'll have to check it tomorrow.

Yeah, but at least they deserve it..

"Aha! So it's Intel chips I should buy." [/Rise]

Right, 2/3 of all Americans can't read or right properly.

Please be joking.....or, at least, an AMD user.

Now why would I be joking?

Just check out the hardware section.

I am a AMD user

For fcuk's sake!!

Old

and it's trolling

I'm tempted to break my long-term Intel commitment now.

I still want to hit 4GHz on my E4500. 3.34 and counting...

Bah. Bring it on, chimpenis!

Ouch. So cruel.

...*sneaks out of the hardware section, puts T shirt on sleeping DB*...
...*adds a sedative to chimp's beans*...
...*once chimp is out, dresses him in a nice hooker outfit stolen from Eden's place*...
...*leaves chimpenis in the battle cruiser with 10 cases of beer and a sign - free beer for sex!*...

I vote we cut his heart out with a spoon.

Dunno, but apparently it or he or she or all of the above is smarter than me.

What's wrong with being dumb?[/AMD pride]

I know you would, however I suspect you would get past the four letter words that would probably take me out in the first round! I'm an oral communicator, I can actually present myself as half way literate when talking to people. I've spent to many years talking on the phone (support roles) and too much time blasting quick notes into customer files using that techno-shorthand crap.

I've always been bad at spelling. I had to have private tuition for a couple of years to drag myself up to the abysmal standard you see today. I'm far better at scientific terms I learned post 14 than basic things I learned in primary school. I was even referred to special needs for my English at secondary school but after two sessions they threw me out for intimidating the other kids with long words. I left with grade B for language and literature (it would have been an A for literature but for my spelling) and a grade A for oral communication.

I don't mind you and the Llama trying to drag my sorry chimp ass out of the pit of illiteracy, but sometimes you do both seem to gloat a bit rather than show people how to improve. If you see things that I consistently get wrong and know a good rule on how to remember the right way to go then PLEASE feel free to PM me with it. I do actually want to improve myself a bit.

A practice that serves you very well today when working out how best to pay those mammoth Visa and AmEx bills.

-1 Need new material / wholly predictable joke penalty

Consistency would be a good start ... [/no mercy]

You not busy hunting down the back of the corporate sofa for that £1.5m, Llama?

BTW - The Mung beans ensure that at least some of my life maintains consistency...

That or ask Tom to donate this weeks Stella budget...

If you did that you're at risk of bankrupting China.

Never drink the yellow water if there's something floating in it. Other than that, you're good to go.