NCAA Women's Final 4 - For You Lesbian Lovers ...

A wasted oportunity for a good bit of photo journalism.

They used to play the JC Penny mix-team golf tournament here (@ Innisbrook - about 2 miles from me). The format was, obviously, a male+female mix team thing. That used to be the second biggest dike "gathering", besides the Dinah Shore.

It was amazing how many of the female golfers then (10 yrs ago) were lesbians - and their followers were vocal and militant ... these dikes literally took over that resort for the week.

The JC Penny Tourney is history now - lost the better male players (who needs that atmosphere) and then, ultimately, the sponsors. And ABC TV fired analyst Ben Wright for stating the obvious ...

Oh, this is the official weekend for the nappy-headed ho's ... [/apologies to Don Imus]

You're a dreamer dude, they smelled and were annoying. They killed a major Golf Tournament. You can fantasize all you want, but come down to "ground zero" and think that ... they are macho and smell like it too.

Enjoy your fantasy.

Anything that kills golf has to be a good thing...

Then you must be left handed?

...*shoves lob wedge through chimps' spokes*...

Well, I drive a 530d but I'm not making up for anything, unlike our destitute horndog pervert across the water.

@Jake. Actually, I'm right handed. It's only the driver that pulls right. Drop to a 3-wood, and it's as straight as a die, the odd duff shot excluded. Bloody game.

If I wanted to advertise that I was a sad middle aged business man with a wowfully small willy then maybe. As it is I'll settle for the wolf whistles from the girly students as I crank the bike down the road.

Oh, I agree. The fantasy can be beguiling (posed models and porn stars, etc) ... it's the reality that stinks ...

Huh??? [/psychotic]

It's an honest reflection of your personality:

African, Ultimately Disease Infested.

Although better than the Irish:

Blatantly Minisule Willy

Dole - Does Offer Less Earnings

I hope I never get your point Wingy!

BTW - Reached a small but important decision on the job hunt. I'm no longer applying for anything IT related. It's time for me to try my hand at something new.

Lentils are always a tempter.. Look at it this way, I don't see me being in the market for a 7 series any time soon. I need to loose the bitterness at seeing so many wankers driving round in flash cars that I know do naff all for their money (yes I do know you work for it but lots of folks don't) and just get on with earning my own crust.

I'm as sharp as any other knife in the box, I just need to turn the blade round and use the right side for a change.

I live in the Irish capital of Manchester, home of the Irish festival and shedloads of drunks. It would be like a busmans holiday living on your side of the Irish puddle. Have to admit I do have a bit of a thing for the slightly wild Irish girls, that accent works for me.

Just an opportunity for some shaving sex.

A splash of Bushmills and a lighter should do the trick... So long as that's the only slash and burn I get to experience from a night with them.

The trademark mattress fire. How nostalgic.

I get dole sex.
Enough to get along by, just not enough to live on.

** Passes Wingy a soiled mattress and a bottle of lighter fluid **

*delivers a barrel of napalm*

...*delivers above quote to AV*...

FOCK ME IN THE GOAT ARSE! [/Adam Sandler]

That was just a fat / fast finger mistake. No excuse, but I can spell that one.

@ AV - Break / lose them?

Well, we do, but our building alone moves over 100K pieces most days, and by most days I mean 200 to 230 of the 250 or so working days a year.

And our peak day last year was 160K plus.

Yes. some will break but for the most part we are 1% or less.


I've been OK through now (knock on wood). The scariest one was my daughter's Christmas present. A "Betty" mod razor scooter. There was a large softball-sized hole in the side of the box. Luckily it was right at the part where the feet would go, so there was no scooter there, which is prolly why the hole was there in the first place (no support under the cardboard).

I don't disagree... But you also have to consider that many of them aren't our fault.

True story - I saw a package once, it was a computer tower with brown paper wrapped around the 4 sides, single layer. Top and bottom were exposed, and the tracking label was stuck directly to the top.

Granted, we shouldn't have picked it up, but it really shouldn't have been shipped like that.

If the packaging doesn't meet our specs, we won't pay for it.

And I don't know if we are like under one % as in .999999999999999999999 percent, or like 50% or 70%. That also might include packages that open but aren't damaged, so they are repacked and shipped on, usually only delayed a day, some not at all.


Can you tell I've been drinking? My fingers sure can. FOCKING KEYBOARD!

Yes, I too felt a few pics would be best served here.

Most unlike our JB not to include the odd one or two.

Rock on!