Stop Uwe Boll from making more bad videogame movies!

This is the guy responsible for Bloodrayne, Bloodrayne 2, Alone in the Dark (1% on rottentomatoes), Dungeon Siege and the upcoming Postal movie. He is just making games look even worse.

He recently said he would stop making movies if a million people sign a petition saying they want him to.

He also ask people to sign something in favor of him.

Well so far there are about 200,000 signatures against him making movies
and 3000 for.

Sign this to help end his trash http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

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I'd sign any petition going if it meant you'd stop posting utter horsesh!t on forums, twatbasket.

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Reply to RobD

Oh sod off. [/can't be bothered]

[G] DIE NOOB DIE! [/G]

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Reply to mugz

If you don't like his films, don't watch them. Simple.

Are you really, really stupid?

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Reply to llama_man

Jump in the ring with him if you want him to stop making them.

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Reply to Anoobis

Better yet, jump off a bridge to your death in protest of him.

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Reply to riser

riser wrote :

Better yet, jump off a bridge to your death in protest of him.

:lol:

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Reply to physx7

Why do you care? Why would anyone care if Uwe Boll (never heard of this person or movies made by this person) made movies or stops making movies?

Parents need to stop being zombies and be aware of their children's actions at all times. I haven't introduced violent video games nor would I knowingly allow my children to play violent video games. My children are aware of violent games and know not warranted violence is wrong.

Now do as Riser suggested and remove yourself from the gene pool.

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Reply to zpyrd

Ok, seriously is there something I am not getting. Everytime I start a thread on this forum its just a flamefest against me. Im not stupid at all.

Why should he stop making movies? Hes a moron making money for one, he says hes the only true genius. Hes also making games look really bad

and I wanna see his dumbass excuse for why he is still making movies once it hits a million sigs

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Reply to nkarasch

Riser comes up with a good idea once in a while.

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Reply to mugz

Excuse me sir, would you mind signing this petition? We want to collect as many sigs as possible to stop some dumb fock from creating stupid threads down in the other.

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Reply to audiovoodoo

*signs*

*looks at list with approx. 3,000,000 fake signatures on it*

Those weren't all me...

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Reply to mugz

nkarasch wrote :

Ok, seriously is there something I am not getting. Everytime I start a thread on this forum its just a flamefest against me. Im not stupid at all.

Why should he stop making movies? Hes a moron making money for one, he says hes the only true genius. Hes also making games look really bad

and I wanna see his dumbass excuse for why he is still making movies once it hits a million sigs

1. Did you read the stickies? I thought not.

2. You seemed to answer your own question. He's making money doing something that he enjoys. Do you quit your job because your co-workers think you are a twat? I thought not.

3. He made a stupid comment and didn't expect slackers like you to follow through. He thought not.

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Reply to JustPlainJef

Yeah I read the stickies. Only one of them said anything worthwhile, dont talk about computers in the other forum. I did not mention computers. Is there some rule hidden in the failed humor in first two stickies?

This is the most useless board I have ever been to besides the Vestibule at IGN. That is saying a lot

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Reply to nkarasch

If you don't like it nobody is forcing you to stay.

You either get this place or you don't. Simple as.

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Reply to audiovoodoo

nkarasch wrote :

This is the most useless board I have ever been to

Because we didn't want to sign your pointless and petty petition? Fcuk off, twat.

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Reply to llama_man

I WANT TO SEE THE FAR CRY MOVIE, HANDSOME TOM AND STUTTERING CRAIG (GREG W/E WHO CARES) TOGETHER AGAIN!

I'll write something without caps.. his movies suck.

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Reply to STEMNIN

Caps... kill... caps... kill... caps... kill...

*goes berserk with a chainsaw*

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Reply to mugz

So let me get this straight, you guys have hijacked this board and made it for humor only?

Yeah that doesnt matter, I just wish it would have had something at the top saying dont post anything here expecting real answers. My first thread was about finding a job in the tech industry and I got torn to shreds and didnt know why.

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Reply to nkarasch

It seems clear in the stickies this forum is for joking banter. Starting threads in the Other may result with insulting relplies.
If you stick around for the hazing and banter back with witty comebacks and make posts in other threads you will be welcomed into a forum where the members will give the shirt off their back to help you with a problem in the future. The only requirement, you have to be a regular poster in the other forum. If you post and leave, post and leave again no-one will pay attention to your real needs for advice.
Is it a club? I don't know. Call it what you want. The members who post in the Other forum have been posting for years.
I've been posting here for eight years. My first thread in the other was about Kelloggs Frosted Flakes, Tony the Tiger and the Rice Krispy little people talking in my ear. So I fit in right away with no questions asked. And after a while I turned into the Titty Doctor.
Am I unbalanced? Yes I am. If I was a balanced person would I keep posting in the Other for eight years?

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Reply to zpyrd

I've been posting here for two-odd years, and I've started one thread, or maybe two, in this section so far. Otherwise, possibly 7/8 of my postcount is from this section.

I consider myself very balanced, sane, moral and ethical. I am an engineering student doing the practical for my master's degree. I also fully accept that inside every sane person, is a psychotic loon looking for a big knife, a chainsaw, and several dozen random people, screaming to get out. This is my way of controlling that.

You get used to it after a while. Next!

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Reply to mugz

[Sigh]

Nothing ever changes but the names of the victims and the wear on the llama suit.......nothing.

And this one was so easy, even Riser got of a good shot.

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turpit wrote :

[Sigh]

Nothing ever changes but the names of the victims and the wear on the llama suit.......nothing.

And this one was so easy, even Riser got off a good shot.

So easy a caveman could do it...

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Reply to JustPlainJef

nkarasch wrote :

My first thread was about finding a job in the tech industry and I got torn to shreds and didnt know why.

Change of subject eh? So how did your job hunting go?

The thing is, you can actually learn a thing or two down here that will actually may make your life easier elsewhere...but shhhht don't tell anyone down here that I said so :non:

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You learn to hate all people called Jef.

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Reply to audiovoodoo

zpyrd wrote :

So I fit in right away with no questions asked.

Good gawd! Why didn't somebody same something?

..*FART!*.. [/breaking news]

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Reply to _WW_

Your ability to say something is the same as a chimp...

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Reply to audiovoodoo

_WW_ wrote :

Good gawd! Why didn't somebody same something?

..*FART!*.. [/breaking news]

That Jef guy is a total prick!

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Reply to JustPlainJef

Good job grasshopper!

Now let's go find this Jef guy and give him the right arsekicking he needs...

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Reply to JustPlainJef

mmm...it's 5am...me needs more coffee...

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Reply to _WW_

I'd rather let Wingy give him a good arse licking.

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Reply to audiovoodoo

Don't you think that's a little extreme?

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Reply to JustPlainJef

No.

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Reply to audiovoodoo

So speaks the voice of experience.

Reply to WingDing

True.

Look, it's Oprah!

...*runs the other way, avoiding all tripping and collision hazards*...

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Reply to JustPlainJef

...*falls for diversion tactic*...

Damn, got away again.....

Reply to WingDing

...*hides in Wingy's bedroom, knowing that while the wife is in there, Wingy won't enter except for sleep*...

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Reply to JustPlainJef

One look at the Far Cry trailer has destroyed all hope I had for it.

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Reply to STEMNIN

Well, as someone who isn't a fan of the game (just because I haven't played it, I have no feelings either way for it), it looks OK.

A bit cliched, but not horrible. Action looks OK.

I won't run out to the theater to see it, but maybe if it hits HBO...

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Reply to JustPlainJef

FarCry was a fun game, except for the invisible monkey people. Damn they were annoying!

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Reply to mugz

FarCry was good until you got to the lab with the crazy monkey people. Then it just got boring.

There is some high caliber acting there Jef. Too good for HBO though. That baby is going big time and will more than likely debut alongside other quality national TV programming.

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Reply to Anoobis

Yeah.. the invisible monkey people, making me shoot wildly into the air and forcing me to soil myself.. that was grrrrrrrreat!

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Reply to STEMNIN

Agreed!!!!

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Reply to RCPilot

** Investigates invisibility options **

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Reply to audiovoodoo

Crysis was also a lot of fun. FarCry with power armour, basically.

Apropos of that, when the bloody hell is Fallout 3 hitting the shelves?!?!?

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Reply to mugz

nkarasch wrote :

This is the guy responsible for Bloodrayne, Bloodrayne 2, Alone in the Dark (1% on rottentomatoes), Dungeon Siege and the upcoming Postal movie. He is just making games look even worse.

He recently said he would stop making movies if a million people sign a petition saying they want him to.

He also ask people to sign something in favor of him.

Well so far there are about 200,000 signatures against him making movies
and 3000 for.

Sign this to help end his trash http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

Wonderful. Another "pro gamer" comes down to the basement.

The f*ckin' gamers boards are upstairs, pal.

"I have 4 level 70s on WoW fully decked out." Blah-the-f*ck-blah.

Piss off!

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Reply to BomberBill

BomberBill wrote :

"I have 4 level 70s on WoW fully decked out."

I wish I knew what that meant...well...maybe not...

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Reply to _WW_

I can happily say that the closest I've come to WoW is the South Park episode "Make Love Not Warcraft".

I've had issues finding the whole thing in English on YouTube, so I'm not going to try. But it is a classic!

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Reply to JustPlainJef

WoW looks fun, except for one key element.

$$$$

And because of its blinding success, almost all game makers are looking for ways to make you pay for just about everythnig in-game.

It is no longer, buy game, buy expansion, etc etc.

It is Buy game, rent access, buy expansion and, as an added little bit of corporate greed, buy ITEMS.

Pretty soon playing in Virtual Reality will be so much like reality you will have to see if you are carrying a sword to tell the difference.

What's next, Virtual Child Support?

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Couple of guys in my office play it, and it they may as well be talking in Swahili when they gabber on about that bloody game. Fcuk that rubbish, any game that you have to pay a monthly fee to participate in and takes months just to build your character up is quite frankly, poncey in the extreme.

I'll stick to BF2 and COD4. Nowt wrong blowing the living piss out of everything in sight for no good reason.

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