Barbara Walters documentary

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

After a tour of the reservation they were on, she asked why the
difference in the number of feathers in the head dress. She asked a brave with only one feather in his head dress. His reply was, 'me sleep with one squaw, have only one feather.'

She asked another brave… feeling the first fellow was only joking. This brave had only four feathers. He replied, 'ugh, me four feathers cause me sleep with four squaw.'

Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of squaws involved, she decided to interview the chief. now the chief had a head dress full of feathers, which needless to say amused Ms. Walters.
She asked the chief. 'why do you have so many feathers on your head dress?'

The chief proudly pounded his chest and said, 'Me f-em all, big, small, fat, tall, me f-em all'. Horrified Ms. Walters said, 'You ought to be hung !' The chief replied, 'You damn right me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake!'

Ms. Walters cried, 'You don't have to be so hostile'. The chief
replied, 'Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style, me f-em all!'

Tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, 'Oh dear'.

The chief said 'No deer…me f-em no deer, ******* too high and they run too fast. No f-em deer'.

And yet I can't look away...
*Ohh well, gets a cold one*

Huh?

If you want a book that will really blow your hair back then read "Bury my heart at wounded knee", by Dee Brown.

Not too many f*ckin' cheap laughs in that, let me tell you.

Not dissimilar is our history with indigenous people; atrocious account, really.

I like it when Zyp and Assman post together! You guys should coordinate that more often. Or have your own little thread and have a nice long conversation with each other...

Between all your boozing, model sex and working, where the hell do you find time to read all these books?

Johnny Flash goes to Mars...

had to laugh at that one.

I ain't saying a thing.

I'm a lefty.
Oddly I'm right handed.