Well, in this case... NFL caliber people.

Alright gentlemen (and the rare lady) the time is upon us to watch
as our beloved teams throw millions of dollars at potential bench-warmers
or Superbowl winners. The general rule of thumb; if you have testicles,
chances are your an (american) football fan. Therefore you must watch the
draft because it is a) manly b) an excuse to drink excessively and eat really
horrible food and c) for you married dumbasses, getting out of your
saturday trip to the home-depot, bed bath & beyond then yardwork (poor bastards)

I'm not sure if anyone else is as rabid a fan as myself on here... I may be wrong.
Every year I do my own first round mock draft and compare with what happens.
Last year I was 28/32 on my pics, and would have been 29/32, but the Dolphins
drafted my dude Ted Ginn instead of Brady Quinn...

So, if anybody needs me. I have several cases of Miller lite already on ice @ 8:25am;
and at 11am I'll have hoagies, pizza, steaks cooking and a myriad of other foods.
If your in the greater ohio area your more than welcome to stop by.



So lets hope this is a solid draft, of course my main event will be tommorrow
when the Browns actually get to their picks (4,5,6th rounds) best of luck too
all teams that hopefully your first rounder doesnt turn into Ryan Leaf.



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** Flings British poop of disinterest **

You can have all the gut wrenching snack foods but serving Miller Lite to your guests is punishable by forced sodomy by gay football players who didn't make the cut.

WTF...was beer barn selling cases of Miller Lite for $9.75 again?

I won't lie, it was really damn cheap.

I'm a sam adams/ guiness type of guy 99% of the time.

But not the 1 time it counted.


Reported.

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I would have driven 300 miles for free Guinness and Buffalo wings.

That would be about $400 hundred in gas. Save the money and simply walk to the corner market and take what you need.

Well...round trip, my car would use about $75 of mid-grade gasoline.
I could easily consume $150 of Guinness and Buffalo wings.

You need a life. Watching the draft is not one. You can turn on the tv hours later and see all the picks in 2 minutes.

Draft = Daft.

I can see where you would want to follow this, but just realize that these are a bunch of people you will never meet, unless of course you get beat up by one of them in a bar in Hoboken, and will get paid more in a week than you will after a year of voluntary "bend over" service.

It is OK to have fun watching some of this stuff, but we, as a race, get so caught up in living vicariously through these teams and these players we seem to forget whose balls we are stroking when we do it.

You like football? (Either type). Go out and PLAY it!

Save your money on commercial venues and advertisement and spend it on some decent beer, vittles, and electronica. Just stop giving it to these overpaid gorillas in plastic armor.

You had me until electronica...

This coming from the gay that started the "I've got a shiny new graphics card and want Rise to take the piss out of me for looking at going SLI" thread?

Yeah. And?

I'm not above a little electronica music, but it certainly isn't my favorite...

I was talking about Electronics, not the ghey ass but grinding XTC/soapsuds swathing casio kiddies of today music/club stuff.

I am talking TV's, Stereos, Speakers, and in some cases (as evidenced here) computer hardware.

Suggesting the musical hijacker of this term deserves a rickrolling, but I am just to nauseated to even google that prick.