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Tom_Smart   05-29-2008 at 11:12:43 AM

It is now possible to locate your partner by their mobile phone.

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JustPlainJef   05-29-2008 at 12:29:17 PM
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Well, it showed me with Wingy's wife, so it works!

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Vokofpolisiekar   05-29-2008 at 12:36:23 PM
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We've had that for a while now with abductions being so increased nowadays. But why would you want to know where your partner is? Isn't the idea not to know?

And we even got GPS tracking now - but the device is so huge in your pocket I doubt whether it will be very helpfull.

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WingDing   05-29-2008 at 01:46:14 PM
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Vokofpolisiekar wrote :

the device is so huge in your pocket I doubt whether it will be very helpfull.



Wanna see the device in my pocket???

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Assman   05-29-2008 at 09:19:05 PM
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just put us down as 'impressed' :D

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Tom_Smart   05-29-2008 at 09:23:30 PM
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It doesn't generally leave an impression. Simply a squishy mess on the pavement.

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WingDing   05-29-2008 at 09:27:22 PM
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It usually melts the pavement.

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zpyrd   05-30-2008 at 08:20:40 AM
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What if you don't care where your partner is?

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Evilonigiri   05-30-2008 at 08:25:02 AM
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Cause you don't have one?[/understands too well]

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zpyrd   05-30-2008 at 09:16:01 AM
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I've got one. And it's stuck on me worse than stink on šhit. Hence why I don't care where it is.

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WingDing   05-30-2008 at 09:31:41 AM
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Have you ever tried to lick out this rancid girl? Might be one way of cleaning her....

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mugz   05-30-2008 at 10:42:30 AM
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I'm starting to avoid the local pub nowadays for prey.

It gets kinda pointless when I have to ask for ID.

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zpyrd   05-30-2008 at 10:44:22 AM
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Wingy I've had to repair refrigeration equipment in a morgue when I worked as a building engineer in a hospital.
This girl's crotch rot smells worse than bloated dead body. I'm serious. She reeks.

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BomberBill   05-30-2008 at 03:50:44 PM
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Tom_Smart wrote :

It is now possible to locate your partner by their mobile phone.



:lol:

One of around 20 other uses you've found for mobile phones, you bugger. lolz

19 of them not as scrupulous as the one you mentioned above.

"Oh yeah, fellas, find your woman whilst she's out on the town."

Interpreted:

"Track any c*nt you like and knock off all their nice gear whilst they're out pis*ing it up on the town!"


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Tom_Smart   05-30-2008 at 05:02:38 PM
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ll you had to do was send a spoofed message claiming to be from your victim and one from your own phone. The token in reply message for you victim could then be easily derived from the one they sent you. They were sequential, so you spoof ten before and ten after. Bingo, your victim has just confirmed their wish to join the service.

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BomberBill   05-30-2008 at 05:05:53 PM
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Jesus. lol

Devilish.

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Tom_Smart   05-30-2008 at 05:29:08 PM
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FFS, that is not a typo. Half the post is missing.

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BomberBill   05-30-2008 at 05:35:16 PM
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I don't know what FFS means, Gov. [/blissfully ignorant]

Some sh*t about how you rob the rich to feed the poor, I'm sure. :)

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mugz   05-30-2008 at 05:51:27 PM
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At a party, once, we had a (somewhat drunk) woman using a Nokia 3310 as a vibrator.

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BomberBill   05-30-2008 at 06:02:10 PM
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"My kind of party" [/Pikelet opens up a little more]


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zpyrd   05-31-2008 at 04:43:36 AM
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Did she have nice tits?
Did she have a nice smelling minge?

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JustPlainJef   06-02-2008 at 12:22:08 PM
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Bomber - www.justfuckinggoogleit.com.


FFS = For Fock's sake.


Tom - When we do get together in the pub and have that beer (eventually), you aren't getting anywhere near my phone, nor will I give you the number to call me.


I'll send a carrier pigeon when I land...

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Tom_Smart   06-02-2008 at 01:48:21 PM
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There are a few here who have a number for me. They have all used it and, so far, have not suffered any ill effects.

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JustPlainJef   06-02-2008 at 03:06:29 PM
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Well, I guess I trust you...

Trust you not to completely screw up my life anyway...


I'm going to have to check my international rates again and call some of you fcukers one of these days...

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audiovoodoo   06-02-2008 at 08:07:00 PM
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So far I've had a pissed admission of singing Gloria Gaynor numbers and a 10min blast of Jeff Beck on a random Tuesday afternoon.

Edit - typo


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Tom_Smart   06-02-2008 at 08:10:24 PM
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That was Nick Drake , you fcuktard.

***tosses current sim card into bin***

***posts chimps number on Christian rock sites***

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audiovoodoo   06-02-2008 at 08:21:39 PM
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I guess I'll just have to activate the SIM that came with the phone the current fcuk buddy gave me last week then...

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Tom_Smart   06-02-2008 at 08:32:34 PM
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Fcuk, now I'll need to get you to reveal your bluetooth id all over again.

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audiovoodoo   06-02-2008 at 08:47:03 PM
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Yeah... and I'd need to read the manual and figure out how to turn it on! Honestly I was delighted to have a nice gift but the dumb tart went and got me an LG Choc. Not really what I was after but the price was right.

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zpyrd   06-03-2008 at 08:28:54 AM
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Does the tart have nice tits? If the tart has nice tits you must accept the LG phone.

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audiovoodoo   06-05-2008 at 07:25:53 PM
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The tart has almost no tits :( But she does have a delightfully tight snatch :)

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zpyrd   06-06-2008 at 05:26:58 AM
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According to your previous posts in other threads it's a tight starfish.

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mugz   06-06-2008 at 09:44:07 AM
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*passes through thread riding a skeletal Harley*

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zpyrd   06-08-2008 at 02:57:55 AM
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Is it a flaming skeletal Harley?

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JustPlainJef   06-09-2008 at 02:04:20 PM
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Is there any other kind?

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audiovoodoo   06-10-2008 at 07:29:23 PM
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zpyrd wrote :

According to your previous posts in other threads it's a tight starfish.



That was the old version. This is the new one ;)

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zpyrd   06-10-2008 at 11:56:08 PM
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Sexy Starfish!

Spoiler :

http://phlogthat.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/star-fish-making-love.jpg



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BomberBill   06-13-2008 at 08:15:52 PM
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Tom_Smart wrote :

Yes, cheap.



If a brawl erupted, then I'd trust the Gov with my life.

If he walked away, then I'd ware the beating.

But I'd wager a Turk's c*ock that would never happen; he's too honest to let a friend slide -- little matter the circumstances.

He's that kind of bloke.

I'd do for the same for him.

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llama_man   06-16-2008 at 01:20:20 PM
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What about Riser? *snigger*

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KingLoftusXII   06-16-2008 at 01:25:10 PM
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Tom_Smart wrote :

Fcuk, now I'll need to get you to reveal your bluetooth id all over again.



He left it at 0000... soon he'll change it to 0001.

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audiovoodoo   06-16-2008 at 08:02:36 PM
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** Changes it to 0101 to throw Tom off the trial **

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Tom_Smart   06-16-2008 at 10:15:47 PM
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***doesn't care and takes the brute force approach***

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mugz   06-18-2008 at 04:33:42 PM
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0000, 0001, 0010, 0011, 0100 etc? Shouldn't take too long...

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Tom_Smart   06-18-2008 at 04:43:33 PM
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True, but a pickaxe handle is the kind of brute force I was thinking of.

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JustPlainJef   06-18-2008 at 04:58:44 PM
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Ahhh... Yeah, that will work...

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mugz   06-19-2008 at 11:07:11 AM
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I like that idea.

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audiovoodoo   06-19-2008 at 08:16:25 PM
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** Pulls off glasses and uses the high refractive index lense to fry the evil scouser like an ant **

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mugz   06-20-2008 at 10:56:08 AM
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I see one flaw in that plan. How are you going to distinguish the evil scouser FROM an ant if you're not wearing your glasses?

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