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seabirds   06-13-2008 at 02:20:36 AM

Hey Father's Day is around the corner, I nearly forget about it. Today I read an article about father's day, and get to know who started the Father's Day, why it was set in June and how people celebrate this day:
All things about Father's Day
What will you do for your father in that day, I will sent my father some flowers and card with my wishes.

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KingLoftusXII   06-13-2008 at 03:56:12 AM
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I sent your dad a pipe bomb for not getting a visectamy.

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zpyrd   06-13-2008 at 04:26:53 AM
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Sets up lawnchair and cooler filled with ice and beer. Sits back to relax and waits for the show to begin.

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WingDing   06-13-2008 at 07:53:14 AM
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...*enters, ready to teach noob who the daddy is*...

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_WW_   06-13-2008 at 01:54:38 PM
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..*loud, fatherly FART!*..

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RobD   06-13-2008 at 02:49:22 PM
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Hey Seaberk, how will you know where to send the flowers? According to your mom, your dad was some soldiers...*

*full credit to Tom for that one. Another quality put-down.

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llama_man   06-13-2008 at 02:53:37 PM
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Manky seagull - the article you linked to was a fresh pile of guano. Please never post anything here again.

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dwellman   06-13-2008 at 03:14:01 PM
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Hey! nascent Seabirds:

Thank you for that eloquent, seasonable post.

However. . . flowers???

What! The! Hell!

Unless you're a girl between the ages of 3 and 10, there's no excuse for something like that-- none at all. That's just freaking messed up.

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Riser   06-13-2008 at 03:52:27 PM
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zpyrd wrote :

Sets up lawnchair and cooler filled with beer and ice. Sits back to relax and waits for the show to begin.




More beer, less ice.

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Anoobis   06-13-2008 at 05:42:41 PM
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seabirds wrote :

Hey Father's Day is around the corner, I nearly forget about it. Today I read an article about father's day, and get to know who started the Father's Day, why it was set in June and how people celebrate this day:
All things about Father's Day
What will you do for your father in that day, I will sent my father some flowers and card with my wishes.


I'm afraid I've got a spot of bad news for you. You see, that guy you call Dad...er your father...well...he's not really your dad. You see mommy used to work down by the docks to help make ends meet and well....perhaps I should let the others explain it.

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Riser   06-13-2008 at 06:05:58 PM
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What he's saying is that you were a prom night dumpster baby.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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reynod   06-13-2008 at 06:11:25 PM
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*prepares the anal probe 5000 and puts on alien suit*

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BomberBill   06-13-2008 at 07:17:44 PM
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seabirds wrote :

Hey Father's Day is around the corner, I nearly forget about it. Today I read an article about father's day, and get to know who started the Father's Day, why it was set in June and how people celebrate this day:
All things about Father's Day
What will you do for your father in that day, I will sent my father some flowers and card with my wishes.



"Smoke this Big-Nine-Incher, pussy lips!"

Your old man after a few lagers on holiday in Hawai, speaking to a few locals.

Get a pair of coconuts, bud.


------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
Diggin' it: HardHouse E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)
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JustPlainJef   06-13-2008 at 07:30:28 PM
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Riser wrote :

More beer, less ice.


Wow, Riser even complains about free beer!


...*brainstorm*...

Be right back!

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I just want to be me.
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BomberBill   06-13-2008 at 07:33:33 PM
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I love Jef.


------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
Diggin' it: HardHouse E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)
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JustPlainJef   06-13-2008 at 07:37:35 PM
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Uh, thanks man...

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I just want to be me.
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BomberBill   06-13-2008 at 07:45:40 PM
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Strawberry Punch time?

------------------------------ CRACK A :) AND SEIZE THE DAY!
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(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)
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Riser   06-13-2008 at 10:28:57 PM
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Free beer is Natty Light. I was at a frat party last weekend and I actually drank two. Horrible stuff and thus free.

Spent the extra dollar and make an upgrade to Bud Light.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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zpyrd   06-14-2008 at 08:56:47 AM
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ƒuck that, less ice, I'll upgrade to a keg cooler with 60 pounds of ice.
ie. large rubbermaid trashcan. And the keg won't be filled with gay light beer.

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reynod   06-14-2008 at 01:29:47 PM
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Is a keg cooler what we call a temprite??

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zpyrd   06-15-2008 at 12:03:41 AM
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Garbage can with ice.

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KingLoftusXII   06-15-2008 at 08:44:43 AM
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Keg beer sucks.

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zpyrd   06-15-2008 at 09:47:53 AM
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King is tripping on a bad hit of acid.

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KingLoftusXII   06-15-2008 at 10:16:02 AM
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No, I just don't settle for sh!t beer. Living in the U.S. I'm offended Budweiser refers to itself as a fine lager. In my parts the only kegs you can grab are of that bud and like variety. Blah...

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KingLoftusXII   06-15-2008 at 11:31:39 PM
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Actually, yes. American corps making sh!t and passing it off as something special. We're doomed...

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zpyrd   06-16-2008 at 05:44:57 AM
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Bud must be getting expensive since the price of Rice has shot off like a bad North Korean rocket.

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KingLoftusXII   06-16-2008 at 01:21:19 PM
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But sewer drain water is free, helping offset the costs.

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dwellman   06-16-2008 at 01:25:45 PM
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Like it makes a difference after the first 3 or 10. . .

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Riser   06-16-2008 at 03:26:14 PM
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Hell, I just fill the cans back up from the tap and hand it back to them. I never run of of 'beer' for them.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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JustPlainJef   06-16-2008 at 04:43:36 PM
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You never run of of beer?

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No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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zpyrd   06-17-2008 at 06:16:24 AM
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JustPlainJef wrote :

You never run of of beer?



American beer and lake Erie water...no difference.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
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mugz   06-18-2008 at 11:26:07 AM
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"run of of beer"... MY BRAINS!

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dwellman   06-18-2008 at 02:15:03 PM
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Obviously it's true

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