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zpyrd   06-24-2008 at 11:16:08 PM

Redneck Seafood!

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http://ca.geocities.com/christophmag69/RedneckSeafood.jpg


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Strangestranger   06-24-2008 at 11:41:41 PM
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http://yarbertown2.wordpress.com/2 [...] f-manners/

this should be of some use to you yankee doodles.

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Strangestranger   06-24-2008 at 11:50:02 PM
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amazing what you find

http://www.dba-oracle.com/redneck.htm

http://www.dba-oracle.com/humor_preventing_hippies.htm (watch out pikey)

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Anoobis   06-25-2008 at 12:11:09 AM
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Thanks for reminding me that the fcuking rodeo is here in town.

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Strangestranger   06-25-2008 at 12:09:37 AM
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yee-haw

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KingLoftusXII   06-25-2008 at 04:49:42 AM
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What? No warm can of Schliz or Black label?

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zpyrd   06-25-2008 at 05:13:59 AM
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Rednecks don't drink Black Label.
Rednecks drink corn mash.

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Vokofpolisiekar   06-25-2008 at 08:23:27 AM
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Redneck woman
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e191/Vokofpolisiekar/th_fartingwoman.jpg

Redneck Curiousity
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e191/Vokofpolisiekar/th_Dertien.jpg

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zpyrd   06-26-2008 at 07:28:26 AM
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That's a cupafart.
I've been known to share a good fart that way.

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Vokofpolisiekar   06-26-2008 at 08:33:07 AM
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Nah, I go for submission. Rip one under the blanket and then pull the blanket over your woman's head. Then it's down to keeping her there untill she says "uncle".

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zpyrd   06-26-2008 at 09:26:03 AM
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but the question of the day is...have you ever farted while receiving a blowjob?





I have! :o

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Vokofpolisiekar   06-26-2008 at 09:37:11 AM
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Nope... Not that I can recall from.

I've had thoughts of screaming "yeeeehaaaa" midway through a session but never got round to do it.

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mugz   06-26-2008 at 11:13:40 AM
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I've screamed "yeeeehaaaa!" midway through a session.

I then got ridden like a wild horse at a rodeo.

Good times...

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Vokofpolisiekar   06-26-2008 at 12:06:59 PM
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Try telling her (when you're on top) that her sister (if applicable) is waaaaay better than she is in bed. Now that's rodeo.

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zpyrd   06-26-2008 at 02:11:02 PM
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Vokofpolisiekar wrote :

Try telling her (when you're on top) that her sister (if applicable) is waaaaay better than she is in bed. Now that's rodeo.



I like the idea. But toss in "her mother and sister" for extra redneck points.

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mugz   06-26-2008 at 02:11:58 PM
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That could be fun.

An express trip to a casualty ward via ICU, but still fun...

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Vokofpolisiekar   06-26-2008 at 02:14:14 PM
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If you get hurt in the process, you might as well be on the list. It's rodeo, so tuck in your knees under her arms pits and enjoy the ride.

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mugz   06-26-2008 at 02:36:09 PM
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Rodeo is rough and dangerous, and potentially painful, which is what makes it fun.

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