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Another death from the so called none lethal weapon, I'd rather be shot. Stupid bastards that make laws are retarded how'd ya like being tortured to death.
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By a sassy brunette, 34B and a wopper of an a$$? ANYTIME!

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Well, I've got to side with Vok on this one, that's one hell of a way to go.

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Reply to RobD

and... he had a knife, was suspected of stealing a car and was threatening the police, why exactly would you want him to still live?

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Reply to strangestranger

I've landed across the primary coil taps on a 130KVA transmission transformer. That's approximately 7 times more lethal than a taser. I'm still alive...

People are weak, I tell you. Weak.

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Reply to mugz

hmm, what would it take to kill mugz i wonder?

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Reply to strangestranger

Because he was threatening dibble, that attitude should be encouraged.

 

The planet already has too many 'must-comply' drones knocking about. They stroll about blindly following, never questioning, the law. Destined to live their little predesignated lives in prefab boxes. They are stripped not only of their ability to think but also the ability to feel. They have no soul and no compassion for their fellow man. Oh...wait....That's you.

 

Edit for typo.


Message edited by Tom_Smart on 07-24-2008 at 12:31:01 PM
Reply to Tom_Smart

haha, don't worry i question everything but the simple fact is you cannot do something destructive to society and expect to get away with it, you may not agree but if you don't want to be a part of society, don't be go somewhere else.

If you are wrong, you are wrong and must expect consequences.

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Reply to strangestranger

What will it take to kill me... hmmm...

...I'd guess the grand heat death of the universe probably wouldn't even do it.

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Reply to mugz

strangestranger wrote :

...you cannot do something destructive to society and expect to get away with it...



Yes, yes I can and do.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Hey Mugz, you're assuming that the universe is an isolated system.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Can you think of any cataclysm that'll result in the utter destruction of the multiverse?

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Reply to mugz

A particularly virulent WW fart.

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Reply to RobD

I think Wingy getting anal would instantly destroy everything that ever was and will be.

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Reply to JustPlainJef

Me giving a damn about somebody else may also do it.

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Reply to strangestranger

Another guy died the other day.. they tasered him 9 times while he was handcuffed. Someone mentioned he might have been dead by the time the 7th or 8th taser was used on him.

Don't put yourself in a position to be tasered and you won't be worm food.

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Reply to Riser

I'm sure you would have a pvc cat suit that would protect you rise.

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Reply to strangestranger

Frig man cattle trainers are a jolt enough. I remember touching one the first time. Fcking cows cant even hump while taking a pee. I was fixen a t.v one day and I saw this box that said HIGH Voltages do not open, a noise coming from inside it, so I removed the cover while the tv was on.
Wow this bolt of lighting was inside of that box, me with the screw driver touching things in there making sure I was not touching any metal of the screwdriver. Well just a little of the finger was toughing the metal of the screwdriver. I was blasted up on the wall thinking am I alive or what
That ended my tv service days.
I guess the kid should not been stealing I'd still rather be shot wiff a good old bullet than look like Burned KFC

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Reply to gomerpile

Does the taser work on your sheep?

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Reply to Riser

haven't tried, i don't need to stun my women. they come willingly.

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Reply to strangestranger

strangestranger wrote :

haven't tried, i don't need to stun my women. they come willingly.


About as believable as a Tijuanan zebra.

Reply to Tom_Smart

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/2759/annalisewideweb470x3310pg6.jpg
save the sheep taser the ladies

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Reply to gomerpile

"We suffer and occasionally die during transport" said Larry, "but it beats being continually raped by the Celts".

Reply to Tom_Smart

Missouri doesn't have a law against sex with animals.

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Reply to Riser

Wait dont shoot yet wait till I get in there first

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Reply to gomerpile

You are reading shizznit from here?

Inside the canada.com Network.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Riser wrote :

Missouri doesn't have a law against sex with animals.


I'm surprised you don't visit more often.

Reply to Tom_Smart

What's worse: 49 states having a law prohibiting sex with animals or 1 state not having that law?


Message edited by Riser on 07-24-2008 at 05:18:41 PM
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Reply to Riser

I deduce that your sister is not classed as an animal in Alabama.

Reply to Tom_Smart

By sister, you mean my brother? I guess that's how it works on your island...

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Reply to Riser

Good afternoon Tom Smart

I guess the Chunt Funter doesn't seem so annoying any more.

Hope this helps.

Wingding

Reply to WingDing

Good evening Wingding.

Best not mention Chunty, lest we tempt fate.

Hope this helps.

Tom.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Good evening Tom Smart

I concur. Silly me.

Hope this helps.

Wingding.

Reply to WingDing

Cops should have big guns, tasers and cattle prods.

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Reply to zpyrd

Hear, hear!

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Reply to mugz

zpyrd wrote :

Cops should have big guns, tasers and cattle prods shoved up their arses.



Fixed.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Hear, hear!

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Reply to mugz

There! There!

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Everywhere, everywhere!

...why are we talking about Dad?

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Reply to mugz

Because your mother, understandably, is confused,

Reply to Tom_Smart

She's busy having it 'away in a manger' with one of the donkeys.

Reply to WingDing

Vokofpolisiekar wrote :

By a sassy brunette, 34B and a wopper of an a$$? ANYTIME!



On my headstone I'd want: "A fortunate life: The end result of a 69'er gone awry."

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Reply to BomberBill

Ah yes. One of those sad situations where both your balls and your face turn blue.

Reply to WingDing

WingDing wrote :

Ah yes. One of those sad situations where both your balls and your face turn blue.




ROFL! :D :D :D

Great to see you, Dave.

They can throw me on a gurney, zip me up, and haul me out of there and every mofo who heard the news would know I died with a smile on my face.

"Growling out the tiger" is an honourable endeavour; not without risks though -- as Bomber's passing attests.


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E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)

Reply to BomberBill

BomberBill wrote :

On my headstone I'd want: "A fortunate life: The end result of a 69'er gone awry."



Amen.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Good to see you, Vok. I see you're still trawling the basement, eh. Nice.

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E2D wrote: Enjoy yourself.

(Enjoy others too, if you get the chance.)

Reply to BomberBill

Right now, I'm hanging half on the bar with the laptop veering close to falling off as my drunken mind assumes that the corners of the laptop is something keeping me from falling.

Life's gooood.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar
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