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First a beheading on a Greyhound and now this:

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-c [...] ml?ref=rss

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swords in canada...guns in the us...slaps across the face in france...insults in england.. tomatoes in italy..vodka in russia..........

Reply to pike

* Takes vodka and tomatoes *

* Adds tabasco, black pepper, celery salt and and worcester sauce *

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Reply to llama_man

*Takes bloody mary and adds Scarlett Johansen*

Reply to pike

*drinks*

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Reply to mugz

* Takes care of Scarlett whilst Mugz drinks *

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Reply to llama_man

*leaves the drink to mugz and takes Scarlett by the hand and .............*

Reply to pike

damn...i'm too late...:(

Reply to pike

*seduces Scarlett away from the lama by doing an insane Tantric/Psychedelic dance*

Reply to pike

Fine. I was done anyway [/speedy]

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Reply to llama_man

*floats away towards the glimmering stars heart to heart with Scarlett Johanson....*

Reply to pike

Heart to heart?

I had more fun with her using my penis, but each to their own.

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Reply to llama_man

you perhaps...but not her

Reply to pike

Who cares what she wants?

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Reply to llama_man

I'd offer you a nice big fat blunt, only problem is is that I've had to quit smoking (of most/all types) to make sure I don't get unwanted reactions with the medication these damn medics have me on for this damn leg.

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Reply to mugz

what's a 'blunt' ?

Reply to pike

It's an annoying ex-soldier turned musician who sings in a ridiculously high-pitched voice for someone who used to have a macho job.

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Reply to llama_man

No, It's a would be hard man singing Gloria Gaynor numbers down the local. [/Tom]

Reply to audiovoodoo

none of that helps you know

Reply to pike

http://canadianblunts.com/blunt-1213.jpg

Now that is a BIG blunt!

A good enough explination of the Blunt can be found here

Reply to audiovoodoo

wow..hope it's not cuban...poor girl. or maybe not

Reply to pike

When people roll them that size you just know that they are overcompensating and will probably go on to own a 7 Series...

Reply to audiovoodoo

i can only guess at what a : "7 series" is....

Reply to pike

It's Wingdings automotive comfort blanket.

Reply to audiovoodoo

well well well...lucky him. it's to warm him up while he waits for the tow truck?

Reply to pike

I always wondered how people could always here him coming...

*Listens closely and hears tow truck in the distance*

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