First a beheading on a Greyhound and now this:
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-c [...] ml?ref=rss
swords in canada...guns in the us...slaps across the face in france...insults in england.. tomatoes in italy..vodka in russia..........
* Takes vodka and tomatoes *
* Adds tabasco, black pepper, celery salt and and worcester sauce *
*Takes bloody mary and adds Scarlett Johansen*
*drinks*
* Takes care of Scarlett whilst Mugz drinks *
*leaves the drink to mugz and takes Scarlett by the hand and .............*
damn...i'm too late...
*seduces Scarlett away from the lama by doing an insane Tantric/Psychedelic dance*
Fine. I was done anyway [/speedy]
*floats away towards the glimmering stars heart to heart with Scarlett Johanson....*
Heart to heart?
I had more fun with her using my penis, but each to their own.
you perhaps...but not her
Who cares what she wants?
i do
I'd offer you a nice big fat blunt, only problem is is that I've had to quit smoking (of most/all types) to make sure I don't get unwanted reactions with the medication these damn medics have me on for this damn leg.
what's a 'blunt' ?
It's an annoying ex-soldier turned musician who sings in a ridiculously high-pitched voice for someone who used to have a macho job.
No, It's a would be hard man singing Gloria Gaynor numbers down the local. [/Tom]
none of that helps you know
Now that is a BIG blunt!
A good enough explination of the Blunt can be found here
wow..hope it's not cuban...poor girl. or maybe not
When people roll them that size you just know that they are overcompensating and will probably go on to own a 7 Series...
i can only guess at what a : "7 series" is....
It's Wingdings automotive comfort blanket.
well well well...lucky him. it's to warm him up while he waits for the tow truck?
I always wondered how people could always here him coming...
*Listens closely and hears tow truck in the distance*
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